Crazy Asian
Master Don Juan
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- Jan 29, 2007
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today, there was a HB10 sitting at a table. and i'm not even kidding, i'm pretty sure she's like the hottest girl in my grade. ( i'll put a pic up if u guys want) this is why it was so hard for me. if it was any other girl it wouldn't have been very hard. i never really talked to her b4, i just knew that she was really hawt.
so here's how it went-
mesat down next to her at a table) hey how's it going?
her:hey, pretty good
me:are you *insert name*? didn't you go to my elementary school?
her:YEAH! *insert school name*
me:soo wut kinda porn are u watching on ur computer? (the school gives each one of us laptops)
her: haha, oh just checkin my grades...
me:how are they lookin? couple F's here and there?
her:haha sure....
me: then a teacher walks by and i ask him something about class and say: Isn't mr.*insert name* hot?
her: hahaha noooo...
me:come on, i think he's pretty hot
her: hahaha, what class do you have him for?
me: history...
her: so how are ur grades looking? couple F's too? haha
me: oh are u kidding? do u not see that i'm asian? teachers just see my name and put down an automatic 100%
her:hahaha ( she laughs really hard)
me: (while studying for german) so wut foreign language do you take?
her:french 1
me: french 1?! ( peeps in out grade are in french 2) how?
her: haha i failed it last year...
me:haha how'd u manage to do that? french 1 takes some serious skills to fail
her: haha are u calling me stupid?
mehhh no... i just didn't think failing french 1 was possible...
her: ohh whatever...
(pause)
her: hey weren't you the person that wrote in our 6th grade year books, that you were gonna blow stuff up with nuclear bombs haha? ( yeah i was a wierd kid)
me: waaaa? haha u remember that? i bet you were scared huh?
her: haha yeah i was
me: haha have you been hiding under the covers every night since then?
her: oh of course! i never know when you're gonna fire them! haha
and then we talked about something else i can't remember till the bell rang...
anyway, i felt really proud of myself for the rest of the day. it wasn't really that the coversation part, it was mainly that i got the balls the approach the hottest chick in my grade ( in my opinion)
i think i'll be doing this more often
so here's how it went-
mesat down next to her at a table) hey how's it going?
her:hey, pretty good
me:are you *insert name*? didn't you go to my elementary school?
her:YEAH! *insert school name*
me:soo wut kinda porn are u watching on ur computer? (the school gives each one of us laptops)
her: haha, oh just checkin my grades...
me:how are they lookin? couple F's here and there?
her:haha sure....
me: then a teacher walks by and i ask him something about class and say: Isn't mr.*insert name* hot?
her: hahaha noooo...
me:come on, i think he's pretty hot
her: hahaha, what class do you have him for?
me: history...
her: so how are ur grades looking? couple F's too? haha
me: oh are u kidding? do u not see that i'm asian? teachers just see my name and put down an automatic 100%
her:hahaha ( she laughs really hard)
me: (while studying for german) so wut foreign language do you take?
her:french 1
me: french 1?! ( peeps in out grade are in french 2) how?
her: haha i failed it last year...
me:haha how'd u manage to do that? french 1 takes some serious skills to fail
her: haha are u calling me stupid?
mehhh no... i just didn't think failing french 1 was possible...
her: ohh whatever...
(pause)
her: hey weren't you the person that wrote in our 6th grade year books, that you were gonna blow stuff up with nuclear bombs haha? ( yeah i was a wierd kid)
me: waaaa? haha u remember that? i bet you were scared huh?
her: haha yeah i was
me: haha have you been hiding under the covers every night since then?
her: oh of course! i never know when you're gonna fire them! haha
and then we talked about something else i can't remember till the bell rang...
anyway, i felt really proud of myself for the rest of the day. it wasn't really that the coversation part, it was mainly that i got the balls the approach the hottest chick in my grade ( in my opinion)
i think i'll be doing this more often