I'm Going To Become a Priest

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http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/priest

A Catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street one day when they see a pair of angelic-looking 12-year-old boys playing football in the park.

The priest turns to the rabbi, nudges him in the ribs and says:

"I tell you what; let's go and screw those boys"

The rabbi looked at him curiously and answered:

"Out of what?"

Oy vey! That's the spirit goyim.

 

[logicallefty]

A 41 year old on FarceBook? Making drama out of it? And then calling you mentally abusive?

Dude, she has a whole circle of friends late 30s, early-mid 40s. These women are so wrapped up in FB that if Zuckerberg jacked off on a Facebook server and blew his load all over it, these women would all get pregnant with his kids via the Internet. They post every tiny detail of their lives, good or bad. It's sick.

 

[Lion1985]

Fecebook = Playground for Attention Horse...

 

[Stagger Lee]

Dude, she has a whole circle of friends late 30s, early-mid 40s. These women are so wrapped up in FB that if Zuckerberg jacked off on a Facebook server and blew his load all over it, these women would all get pregnant with his kids via the Internet. They post every tiny detail of their lives, good or bad. It's sick.

Proof that women age but never mature or change.

 

[Epimanes]

Its her PMS hamster spinning. In 5-7 days when she bleeds she will feel much better. Agree and amplify. Don't lose frame. Go do something fun with her and tell her that just because you didn't ppost on FB doesn't mean you don't love her. If she continues to go off on you about it. Let it slide off your back and don't engage.

Epi

 

[Zunder]

We are supposed to go out of town this weekend and I don't even want to go, but unfortunately we have both comitted to going and will disappoint a mutual friend if we don't.

So I told her we would make a list of things in writing that I didn't want her to do, and a list of thing she doesn't want me to do. My #1 is "no b!tching about ANYTHING in the past", but there are others too.

If either one of us breaks the deal, we have to give the other $5.00 on the spot, NO EXCEPTIONS..

Hopefully this will get me through the trip piecefully. Then afterward gonna reevaluate and go NC for a while while I sort my thoughts.

Who is the mutual friend that you just can't let down? A bosom buddy from your platoon that you fought with in Iraq where you forged bonds of blood brotherness in the face of death? C'mon.
Hear me: DO NOT GO. If your mutual "friend" feels a little put out, well TFB (too fuking bad). You have your own shyt to sort out, you are are NOT at the behest of some "friend"
And what is this $5 list deal thing? Are you both in fuking kindergarten?

 

[logicallefty]

Who is the mutual friend that you just can't let down? A bosom buddy from your platoon that you fought with in Iraq where you forged bonds of blood brotherness in the face of death? C'mon.
Hear me: DO NOT GO. If your mutual "friend" feels a little put out, well TFB (too fuking bad). You have your own shyt to sort out, you are are NOT at the behest of some "friend"
And what is this $5 list deal thing? Are you both in fuking kindergarten?

Wow somebody got their wheaties pi$$ed in today.


Going to going away party for the son of couple we know shipping off to Air Force next week.

No we both went to Kindergarten at age 5 and passed with flying Colors and moved on.

 

[Zunder]

Wow somebody got their wheaties pi$$ed in today.


Going to going away party for the son of couple we know shipping off to Air Force next week.

No we both went to Kindergarten at age 5 and passed with flying Colors and moved on.

Is the "son" the result of your spawn? If not, then WTF? Phone the friends son, pass on your good wishes and that's it.
Take control of your life man. The kid or their parents aren't going to hold some lifelong spiteful grudge because you missed a party.
You don't want to hear it but your behaving like a submissive, worried about letting people down that in the long run couldn't really give a shyt.
Just trying to help mate.
But hey, if you want to continue be a slave to what everyone else expects of you, carry on, go to the party, and carry on with the little kiddie $5 list games with your 41 year old attn whoer fcbk addicted girlfriend.
Why'd you even bother posting?

 

[logicallefty]

Is the "son" the result of your spawn? If not, then WTF? Phone the friends son, pass on your good wishes and that's it.
Take control of your life man. The kid or their parents aren't going to hold some lifelong spiteful grudge because you missed a party.
You don't want to hear it but your behaving like a submissive, worried about letting people down that in the long run couldn't really give a shyt.
Just trying to help mate.
But hey, if you want to continue be a slave to what everyone else expects of you, carry on, go to the party, and carry on with the little kiddie $5 list games with your 41 year old attn whoer fcbk addicted girlfriend.
Why'd you even bother posting?

Something to consider

 

[Zunder]

Something to consider

Yeah mate that's the way, consider all options.
And hey I can be a bit **blunt** with my words, but that's just me. If I can help a SS bro out by getting straight to the point then all for the better.
Good luck in sorting the situation out, on your terms.

 

[Kailex]

I don't like that $5 crap. I honestly don't like this entire situation.

I've seen this happen before where a guy says, "Well, I'll do this one thing and after that, I'll think about my situation." And then they continue to postpone it and postpone it and postpone it...

I've yet to see you describe anything positive about this woman. She seems like quite the nag and at age 40... are you sure this 41 year old drama-bomb is the best you can do?

Honestly, the $5 deal sounds like a gold-star kind of exercise. If you have to resort to that, it's about time to move on. If she is going on about how you didn't post on Facebook about your anniversary, then it's about time to move on. Apparently she is more worried about how a relationship looks on the outside to everyone around her than she is worried about how the actual relationship is working.

It seems like you are stuck in this relationship for whatever reason. Time to unstick yourself.

 

[logicallefty]

I don't like that $5 crap. I honestly don't like this entire situation.

I've seen this happen before where a guy says, "Well, I'll do this one thing and after that, I'll think about my situation." And then they continue to postpone it and postpone it and postpone it...

I've yet to see you describe anything positive about this woman. She seems like quite the nag and at age 40... are you sure this 41 year old drama-bomb is the best you can do?

Honestly, the $5 deal sounds like a gold-star kind of exercise. If you have to resort to that, it's about time to move on. If she is going on about how you didn't post on Facebook about your anniversary, then it's about time to move on. Apparently she is more worried about how a relationship looks on the outside to everyone around her than she is worried about how the actual relationship is working.

It seems like you are stuck in this relationship for whatever reason. Time to unstick yourself.

There are a lot of positives with her among the negatives. One major positive is that she appreciates and respects my crude redneck humor. Its really out there and offends many people. The other biggie is that I really don't think she would ever cheat. Why? Cuz I have hacked her cell phone, email, Facebook, etc. I have read 1000s of messages and I have not found one single message that raises even a yellow flag. Recall from my previous posts I have big trust issues. I also am a former Cyber Crime Detective who got cheated on by a wh0re who used email, FB, etc right under my nose on my own computers to talk to her other dudes. Not having that slip by again. In any case, I will always think about everyone's input here and its all appreciated.