Im gettin fuccin sick
- Thread starter Julian
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Chewy Bagel
Senior Don Juan
Quit being AFC and NEXT her.
THA REALNESS
Banned
Give that virus a LJBF line.
Speed Demond
Don Juan
Hahaha..all's i gotta say Is ..Sucks To be You....Go get laid i heard it sends some chemical to your brain and it helps out your immune system
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
would you like some cheese with that wine?
Starman
Master Don Juan
I wonder what p00k would do in a situation like this...
Ohh YEa! Kill The DESPERATION!
then kill the respiration!
Ohh YEa! Kill The DESPERATION!
then kill the respiration!
We obviously need a new section in the Bible.
"DJ'ing While Sick."
with posts like "How to Blow your nose the Suave-way."
and
"Create Mystery by running to the bathroom every 5 minutes with your diarehha"
"DJ'ing While Sick."
with posts like "How to Blow your nose the Suave-way."
and
"Create Mystery by running to the bathroom every 5 minutes with your diarehha"
JustDoItAlways
Master Don Juan
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Have you ever heard Women say "Men are such babies when they're sick."
Why does this saying exist? It is not because Men complain so much when they are sick. Women are ten times worse then Men in this.
It is because Women hate it so much when anything can get to a Man, anything that can bring him down. They absolutely hate it and it totally turns them off.
You will not get laid tonight if you tell a Woman you are really sick. It is actually better if you cough and she asks if you have a cold and you say "No" or "Ahh, its nothing, I can handle anything."
This extends well beyond being sick into just about anything in life which gets to you or brings you down.
Women like Men that can handle ANYTHING.
Why does this saying exist? It is not because Men complain so much when they are sick. Women are ten times worse then Men in this.
It is because Women hate it so much when anything can get to a Man, anything that can bring him down. They absolutely hate it and it totally turns them off.
You will not get laid tonight if you tell a Woman you are really sick. It is actually better if you cough and she asks if you have a cold and you say "No" or "Ahh, its nothing, I can handle anything."
This extends well beyond being sick into just about anything in life which gets to you or brings you down.
Women like Men that can handle ANYTHING.
Haha, thats nothing!
I just got my lower wisdom teeth cracked, pulled and cut out... tried flirting with a nurse with blood pissing out of my mouth after surgery (i didnt know i was bleeding, my face was numb lol) and she commented to someone on the phone that she wouldn't want to kiss me at the moment - lol, rejected!
Still in some serious pain but hell, i better be ready for some serious clubbing this Saturday or im going anyway, fk the pain...bring on the puussy!
Oh, hope you feel better soon Julian.
I just got my lower wisdom teeth cracked, pulled and cut out... tried flirting with a nurse with blood pissing out of my mouth after surgery (i didnt know i was bleeding, my face was numb lol) and she commented to someone on the phone that she wouldn't want to kiss me at the moment - lol, rejected!
Still in some serious pain but hell, i better be ready for some serious clubbing this Saturday or im going anyway, fk the pain...bring on the puussy!
Oh, hope you feel better soon Julian.
