Im afraid i need help on this one

joecollapoppa

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Ok, here goes, my girl friend (girl bully) is very aggressive in the bedroom and she likes it rough, hair pulling, slapping, etc. im cool with that. now she wants to handcuff me to the bed post. I always had a fear of this and turned down many offers. I always had this fear that the girl would stay on my dvck until I nut in her, thus making me her pregnant. i don't mind her being in control but that is too much control. What yall think? is it stupid to have this fear? :confused:
 

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oh wow dude. um, never really had any chicks that did that freaky/kinky stuff. i tend to go 4 the good girls that like it traditionally, but can do fun stuff everynow and then, just to mix it up.
make sure you wear a rubber, so you DO NOT get her pregnant. you could always tell her that that is too overboard 4 u. but, i cant really help ya too much on this one. sorry man
 

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Sure, if you're into that stuff, just go for it *thumbs up*
 

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ey joe...post a pic of you and your girl, cuz now im having trouble believing u now...
 

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i never thought of the possibility of her impregnating herself, get a vasclip? pretty scary actually

well, you must not trust her a whole hell of a lot...
 

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my girl won't let me take a pic of her on digital cam. i have no scanner. so here's me.
Yo rgeere, aren't u supposed to be ignoring me?
If yall don't believe me, why are you wasting space on my page? please only type if you have advice on my problem. thankx :D
 
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ey no offense or anything but thats fvckin weird!!! i was imagining you as a white dude this whole time!! let me see a pic of your girl or im assuming that your lying and that whole girlfight thing was a fake.
 

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well assume away cuz im not sellin out my girls wishes just so some nonbelievers will magically believe my posts. I don't want yall jerkin off to my girl's pic. And besides im sure yall would find another reason not to believe me anyways so whats the point?:confused:
 
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Hmmm alot of your posts here seem to be nothing more then creative writing. This scenario sounds plausible, except I know it's coming from you..

Anyway, this advice may help someone in a real predicament. Just wear a rubber. What do you think she'll do? Just before you're about to cvm is she gonna jump off your d1ck and rip off the rubber and let her nut in you? Unlikely. Give the handcuffs a try if you want too, can't hurt. Except get the kinky sort because the police issue type are very sore on the wrists after a night of jimmy jam with your girl.
 

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Thanks for the advice hash, that was such a simple and good answer to my question. i just hope the condom doesn't break. :eek:
 

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please, wtf is the problem here? stupid bragging b1tch.
 
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