Spoiled you have to understand its not you we're laughing at, or even your willingness ot offer counsel. I believe that you are sincere in your desire to help, but you would have been able to accomplish this simply by responding to another's plea for help.
The punch-line of this post is the sheer presumption of it.
Yes , you are a girl, but not only is that a strike against you here as almost every here is intitially skeptical about what a woman says she wants, but you're fifteen as well which means you couldn't even begin to be wrong. Think about it, even as a high school girl you're probably just barely a sophomore. Do you have the answers? Do you even know the questions?
What we try to do here is better ourselves beyond where we are now and even in this part of the site, that means we endeavor to train ourselves (or our brethren, as in my case) for adult interaction.
Your coming in here is like an eight year old walking into the Boston Pops and offering her services because she's had a few oboe lessons. (And I mean that with no freudian implications)
Naturally it has elicitted the, "Oh, really? Well isn't that cute? I'm sorry little girl, I think we got it..." response. In fact I'm having a hard time figuring out how you hoped we would respond to your declaration that you were here to help us. Its all the harder to understand since, and you'd know this if you knew anything about men, we men rarely share of ourselves unless it is in our own time and then its usually under duress.
By all means stay and add some insight where you can. In doing so you will prove yourself and garner respect. But realize you haven't done that yet or even allayed any doubts about your wisdom or the wisdom of your advice. Until you can demonstrate this, sad to say we don't have any reason to take you seriously.
-Cyrano
P.S. to Wonderbread: If you were joking you're quite funny, if you were serious you're quite tragic. Assuming tragedy, (as I have no need to further comment on the comedy in and of this post) quit waiting for your b@lls to drop. If you have to, yank on them a few times and go talk to her. You have the wisdom at your fingertips. Personally I recommend you do a search on the words 'desperation' and 'one-itis'. Use it in good health.
funny sh1t tho
