"If you're crazy then don't be smart. You'll look stupid."

[MicCheck1-2]

"If you're crazy then don't be smart. You'll look stupid." - Jerome R.

Think about that quote for a second. Just close your eyes and think about that for a second. If you're crazy then don't be smart. Did you also catch how this applies to everyday life. Why would you have to be smart if you're crazy?

Think about it again. Picture yourself on an island with no one but a crazy guy and a chick. You are the only logical, sane, smart person there. The smart guy will think of ways to get off the island. He'll think of ways to start fires to capture the attention of a helicopter. He'll think of ways to get food and water. Etc, etc... But the crazy guy will think that that hot chick is looking good and this might be the last time on the island so maybe he should try to hook up with the hot girl. So while you're off looking for firewood he's busy bangng the girl.

Do you see where I'm getting at? All of the crazy guys get some and the smart guys get none. The crazy guy was smarter than the smart guy. This is how to get girls.

 

[upcomingDJ]

WTF is this...?!? lol ... i think i know where you are getting at but man it's hilarious reading it.... i think what you are trying to say is girls don't like guys smarter than them.... kinda like play dumb so they find you cute thing rite?

 

[MicCheck1-2]

To add on to what I've previously written.

If you maximize your ability to be crazy then there is no possible way you can benefit from being smart. But if you aren't smart, you'll come off as looking stupid. Do you believe there is any correlation between being crazy and being stupid? But what about being crazy and being smart? Studies have shown that you can be classified as both of those things. But what are girls attracted to is what you may be wondering. Girls are simply attracted to men who follow this quote, "If you're crazy then don't be smart. You'll look stupid." I can't believe how simple it is to pull girls now. These are the type of guys that accomplish everything in life. Why? Because they have enough sense to know that if you are stupid then be crazy. If you are smart don't be crazy. If you are crazy don't be smart. But be stupid.

 

[whistler]

Originally posted by MicCheck1-2
"If you're crazy then don't be smart. You'll look stupid." - Jerome R.

Think about that quote for a second. Just close your eyes and think about that for a second. If you're crazy then don't be smart. Did you also catch how this applies to everyday life. Why would you have to be smart if you're crazy?

Think about it again. Picture yourself on an island with no one but a crazy guy and a chick. You are the only logical, sane, smart person there. The smart guy will think of ways to get off the island. He'll think of ways to start fires to capture the attention of a helicopter. He'll think of ways to get food and water. Etc, etc... But the crazy guy will think that that hot chick is looking good and this might be the last time on the island so maybe he should try to hook up with the hot girl. So while you're off looking for firewood he's busy bangng the girl.

Do you see where I'm getting at? All of the crazy guys get some and the smart guys get none. The crazy guy was smarter than the smart guy. This is how to get girls.

I think you make a nice point.

However... "Picture yourself on an island with no one but a crazy guy and a chick..." is comedic genius. LMFAO!
(I know it was unintentional, but you might have a naturally funny imagination that you can exploit to get laughs.) BTW, the context of the post is what makes it so funny.

 

[MicCheck1-2]

"Keep it simple stupid."

Think about that quote that could be applied to EVERYTHING in life. Keep it simple stupid. Think about Homer Simpson. How the hell does someone like Homer Simpson have a wife, 3 kids, and a job at a nuclear plant when he has the IQ of a watermelon. Yes, yes, I understand that it is fictional but don't you know a Homer Simpson in real life? It's because he's stupid. Not because he KNOWS he's stupid, but because he keeps it simple. He's CRAZY but he doesn't ACT smart. I don't know WHY women are attracted to this behavior, but THEY are. Maybe because Marge loves the simplicity in a man even though he's as dumb as a deck of cards. Why are the dumb guys and females succeeding in this world? Because even though they are stupid, they don't try to act smart. I use to think this was only common among men and that men only wanted stupid women. But the reverse could be applied.

 

[Prophett]

reminds me of the tao of homer, good read...

 

[SumRussianGuy]

call me stupid, but I don't think I totally understand the gist of what you're saying.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by SumRussianGuy
call me stupid, but I don't think I totally understand the gist of what you're saying.

I think he's saying, "Don't think too much." But the example kinda sucks.

 

[Jake-inator]

I consider myself smart... and if i was stuck on an island with a crazy dude and a hb10. Here's what i would do:

First of all i would drown the crazy dude.
Then i would play it off as a tragic accident, and play the "we're all alone card" for some serious bonding.

Next i would... Nail the chick every night, eat coconuts and sit in paradise for the rest of my life or until she got ugly.
Then and only then would i summon rescuers!

You've got your own tropical island, a hot babe, no competition, and free food. What else could you possibly want?

Ohh Wait... i'm your crazy guy!

Good idea, but a poor explanation.

 

[Vince]

I don't know about this... I feel the smart guy usually wins. Humans (more intelligent) defeated the neanderthals.

It's a good idea but who is to say that the smart guy is the one who wants to get off the island knowing that there is a hot girl he might be able to band every night, and a crazy guy he may be able to outwit? In fact, the smart guy gets the girl and gets that ***** every night while he has the crazy seeking out food and supplies. The crazy guy (AFC) will seek food trying to show the girl he is the one she should be with. Smart guy laughs it off..why? Because he is always one step ahead of the crazy guy.

 

[Jay-X]

this thread doesn't compare a smart guy with a crazy guy, but a nerd with a jock... simple as that

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

I think this can be better explained by..

when it comes to getting women, it is better to act crazy than it is to act smart. women are naturally attracted to exciting, unpredictable, dynamic men. Acting crazy is being unpredictable, women love unpredictability in men, men that aren't just following scripts, men that will keep them guessing for whats to come.

 

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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
I think this can be better explained by..

when it comes to getting women, it is better to act crazy than it is to act smart. women are naturally attracted to exciting, unpredictable, dynamic men. Acting crazy is being unpredictable, women love unpredictability in men, men that aren't just following scripts, men that will keep them guessing for whats to come.

Yes.. i think this IS what hes trying to say.

But a better example besides Homer Simpson would be Quagmire from Family Guy... or the guy that always bangs girls lol w/e his name is. That guy is stupid and funny (and horny) and he doesnt act smart and he gets all the babes hahaah

 

[aftershock]

Interesting and I can sort of see what you are saying, but you haven't explained it too well.

I also think that "crazy" and "smart" go together rather well, though I'd call them something else thats more flattering, and add "good-looking" in the case of myself.

If that was me on the island, I'd pull the girl (and I wouldn't even need her #!). I'd explain to the guy that he was inferior to me in many ways and should go and collect firewood or something and not get his hopes up. If he didn't understand the natural order of things, or if he was a communist, we'd ignore him until he got bored with us and drowned or something.

Now...if there were two hot girls, this is where the fvcker would be drowning by "accident" ...