If you could design a woman who lives in her own property by herself?

[NealIRC]

How would you like her?

Would she walk around her home in bikinis?
Does she have wooden floors or carpet floors?
Does she sun tan in her backyard, or frontyard?
Does she ever invite guys or guy friends over?
Does she do push-ups in the morning?
Does she hand out candy on Halloween night?

And, somewhat the point of this survey, does she own any pets? There could be a double-edged sword about women who are single and own cats/dogs meaning they're more asocial to humans. However, if she own a dog(s), that could mean she walks in/out of her property a lot. What would you prefer?

 

[BaronOfHair]

When I design a woman, Teegra is my template

14:46-15:43 Lucky f-cking me, Necron's henchcreatures got rid of her damned cat

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Dude, you ask the weirdest questions...

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Dude, you ask the weirdest questions...

This is so weird because it's basically like he is asking how you would design an AI sex bot for personal use...

OP, get out in the real world a little more.

 

[ManFromTartarus]

Build your own imaginary babes and cartoon hotties from bad animated movies.
... from men in their mid 30's?

I'm a firm believer that some men are just here to avoid actually getting women.

 

[NealIRC]

Dude, you ask the weirdest questions...

Well I'm curious to know the other way around too, for women on men.

I'm contemplating on whether I should get a cat or not. But that could be a turn-off for women, thinking that I own a cat as a placebo for not having women companionship.

 

[BaronOfHair]

I'm contemplating on whether I should get a cat or not

Not unless you're planning to get a sex change

 

[corrector]

Well I'm curious to know the other way around too, for women on men.

Woman have no incel problem like guys do. If they don't have a guy, they have chosen not to settle with someone or are alpha-widowed, whereas guys like ourselves don't have women in the first place to even settle.

I'm contemplating on whether I should get a cat or not. But that could be a turn-off for women, thinking that I own a cat as a placebo for not having women companionship.

Yeah, I get it is that bad. I don't think a pet can ever substitute for a woman with me because it doesn't look like a woman. It almost sounds a bit gay TBH. (ie it's not that much of a stretch to say hanging out with a guy as a placebo for not having woman companionship). To avoid a slippery-slope like that, I'd always have any substitution of woman to be another woman. Preferably another human being woman, whether image or real (ie as in real human being woman, etc...) because at least you know you are still dealing with a woman.

 

[corrector]

How would you like her?

Would she walk around her home in bikinis?
Does she have wooden floors or carpet floors?
Does she sun tan in her backyard, or frontyard?
Does she ever invite guys or guy friends over?
Does she do push-ups in the morning?
Does she hand out candy on Halloween night?

And, somewhat the point of this survey, does she own any pets? There could be a double-edged sword about women who are single and own cats/dogs meaning they're more asocial to humans. However, if she own a dog(s), that could mean she walks in/out of her property a lot. What would you prefer?

I would recommend Wierd Science (1985).

The Gen-X horndogs already tried a simliar experiment to what you are proposing.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I'm contemplating on whether I should get a cat or not. But that could be a turn-off for women, thinking that I own a cat as a placebo for not having women companionship.

That's how I do it.

 

[NealIRC]

What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?

 

[BaronOfHair]

I don't think a pet can ever substitute for a woman with me because it doesn't look like a woman

Yeah, if only

-That pug who's sleeping in the living room, or that octopus in the fish tank, bore a stronger resemblance to Kelly Brook circa Survival Island

And

-Bestiality wasn't a crime

Our pets would be perfect substitutes for girlfriends, wives, and the like

 

[BaronOfHair]

What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?

Unless you've moved to Tehran or Amish Country recently, no one gives a damn whether or not you wear a shirt outside

 

[corrector]

What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?

Keep your shirt, unless you are jacked, there is nothing to show and will probably lose points. Get jacked first.

 

[NealIRC]

I don't think a pet can ever substitute for a woman with me because it doesn't look like a woman. It almost sounds a bit gay TBH.

Yea not to have a cat as a substitute for a woman...

Keep your shirt, unless you are jacked, there is nothing to show and will probably lose points. Get jacked first.

Yea being shirtless, but not showing off my muscles either...

Weird how you interpret both those concepts differently.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Does she hand out candy on Halloween night?

Yep. She also spends her days handing out blades in the parking lot of the nearest grocery store

By doing so, she enhances social justice within this corrupt, genocidal society we inhabit... Girl reduces the Structural Oppression of BIPOCs, Birthing Persons, and members of The LGBTQY&Z community in ways we can't even begin to fathom, each time she cleanses the land of White(Likely heterosexual)males. All before they grow up to become Amazon distribution center GMs, who fill the pay rolls with Davids and Madisons, while depriving Raequans and Shamikas of high-paying gigs and their tickets out of the ghetto

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?

Nobody cares about your nipples. Just go ahead and seduce the teenage girls with your pluche toys.

 

[NealIRC]

Yea being shirtless, but not showing off my muscles either...

@AmsterdamAssassin or nipples. Or abs or 6-pack.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

@AmsterdamAssassin or nipples. Or abs or 6-pack.

The little girls you attract with your pluche toys won't care.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?