If only I could get a girl like this

Groovy

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she may have some kind of cool knowledge that can benefit ppl. there are ppl out there who insult others for example. and even hit them. she could have an extremley good sense of humor that can make any1 laugh.
 

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Groovy said:
she may have some kind of cool knowledge that can benefit ppl. there are ppl out there who insult others for example. and even hit them. she could have an extremley good sense of humor that can make any1 laugh.
No, she couldn't. She is so far out there that she doesn't even grasp the reality most of us live in. You need some sort of connection to be thought of as funny. It's what a lot of comedians do: they either create a sort of "yeah right? I get that too" moment or do something completely opposite of what you'd expect. She however does not live in the same reality. No connection, no humor.
 

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I am not a girly girl, make up and dresses are my mortal enemies. I would rather veg out on the couch then go shopping or get my hair done. I am not afraid to get dirty
Dude... This sounds like one of those riddles - where it ends with, "...what am I?" It sounds like a pig to me! I doubt she would rather "veg" on the couch. Unless by veg she means "eat excessive junk food".

She's basically a crazy, depressed, fat, lazy slob who doesn't take care of her appearance, health, or hygiene; and likes to roll around in the mud and not shower. I bet she expects people to accept her for "who she is" - as she complains non-stop about how unfair her fat life is. I hate fat, loser, depressed women. They shouldn't be allowed to complain at all. But they do, and feel entitled on top of it - as they date loser after loser (being that like attracts like, and all). I believe it also lists her as an occassional smoker. So, she smells like ass, pancakes, animals, doritos, and smoke. Why is she allowed to have ANY standards?

Also agree with the comment about her complaining about being used for sex. That's why PoF is so hopeless. Everyone is desperate and has no standards, so they start to develop egos and think they're special when loser men hit on them. "Oh, I'm so hot" says lardy #97. Bad news all around. Avoid. Delete. Abort.
 

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Well i really don't think so that any one's life could be Complete in all assistance by when you land a girl like this i mean A girl really don't need to be a boy's life that'd be great..
 

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SteVenParker said:
Well i really don't think so that any one's life could be Complete in all assistance by when you land a girl like this i mean A girl really don't need to be a boy's life that'd be great..
Wonderful insight there Steve you illiterate fvcking retard.
 

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Yo'Mama said:
Wonderful insight there Steve you illiterate fvcking retard.
Dawg, weren't you the dude who beat up some random guy cuz he damaged your ego by insulting you? Now you made a post that is 100% an insult. I mean, I challenge people to carefully, meticulously analyze it... and find.... ONE thing of value in there. There is NOTHING.
 
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Maybe she got hormonal problems ? My female friend got hormonal problems and she got overweight because of thyroid. Though. She could've at least washed her hair ! As for animals. Well. I personally wouldn't like to wake up with an iguana on my chest, but there are people who like exotic animals.


BUT WE CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM HER.

SHE, RESPECTS, HERSELF ! Even if she is in the bottom of the scale, she's got the RESPECT of herself, and as you can see she had offers for sex. (Or maybe she took jokes about it ?)




Anyway.


This... ( KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS !!1111)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIqN7Cj2Sjw

Has got a boyfriend. I remember she had on her YT profile, her FB profile (not page) ,and she was married to a guy who I would (no homo) be around 7/10 scale.
http://www.youtube.com/user/nanaluvstroubles#p/u/41/thesHJuiUc4

Her profile. Clicky clicky, if you don't have cardio problems.


Anyway. Comments about her.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...19437163.50969.206427009437204&type=3&theater


"You're beatiful"

All that I want to say is. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS F****G PLANET ANYMORE !
 

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Regardless of what's being said in this thread I can guarantee you these UG's receive plenty of offers online. I'll bet she has more options than the average guy on POF. She even admits that guys are hitting her up for sex. I know women that are absolutely hideous, but have no shortage of men giving them attention on Facebook. All I'd have to do is read one of their status updates and these FUG's would have 5-10 orbiters responding to them.
 
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