If a girl is a mortgage officer for a bank
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Also - why didn't the ****y funny response to the sh!t test question work this time?
her: I work at a bank and I do mortgages. Its kind of slow lately but it's still okay. I used to be an external loan originator and that was tough. You have to kiss butts from builders and realtors so they can refer you their clients.
What do you do for a living?
me: I work as a hand model for a major glove manufacturer. In my spare
time I do my Ph.D. research on the mating habits of the North American
****roach.
her: Well it was nice chatting with you! Have a wonderful night!
her: I work at a bank and I do mortgages. Its kind of slow lately but it's still okay. I used to be an external loan originator and that was tough. You have to kiss butts from builders and realtors so they can refer you their clients.
What do you do for a living?
me: I work as a hand model for a major glove manufacturer. In my spare
time I do my Ph.D. research on the mating habits of the North American
****roach.
her: Well it was nice chatting with you! Have a wonderful night!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
She's an underwriter, which means loan officer salespeople (originators) send her files, and she looks to see if all of the documentation and paperwork is there to prove that the borrower is a good credit risk for the bank. She would not pull your credit randomly; it shows on the report if she requests it, or whenever anyone pulls your report.
I'd guess she is left-brained. She thinks in black and white, and is a 'law and order' type of person. Her apartment is probably very clean, and I bet she does not have any artsy type habits like poetry or painting. She also does not value creativity as much as a right-brained person, so your off the wall comment did not hit home.
Also, ****roaches are not funny. Try weasels or chickens next time.
I'd guess she is left-brained. She thinks in black and white, and is a 'law and order' type of person. Her apartment is probably very clean, and I bet she does not have any artsy type habits like poetry or painting. She also does not value creativity as much as a right-brained person, so your off the wall comment did not hit home.
Also, ****roaches are not funny. Try weasels or chickens next time.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Dude, you can get that for free online once a year from each of the credit bureaus.sexxyback said:
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your joke was lame.
try this next time: hey nice shirt, ya I had the same one until my dad got a job!
thats a ****y and funny classic!
try this next time: hey nice shirt, ya I had the same one until my dad got a job!
thats a ****y and funny classic!
Or, perhaps, you just revealed your level of immaturity.
You gotta recognize that being ****y and funny has it's time and place, and, more concisely, you need to CALIBRATE.
When she's talking fairly strongly about what she does and how it is, it's usually best to keep with the conversation. Not so that you can get "left-brained" with her, which of course doesn't maximize the attraction mechanisms, but stay with her to a point to at least show her that you can relate to her level of living.
In this case, I don't think it would've hurt to tell her what you did and what you like about it, as well as a brief description of what it's about.
Calibrate, calibrate, calibrate. This alone, when mastered, can take you outside of the need to question why your "C&F" routine didn't work in situations where having done without would've been more effective.
You gotta recognize that being ****y and funny has it's time and place, and, more concisely, you need to CALIBRATE.
When she's talking fairly strongly about what she does and how it is, it's usually best to keep with the conversation. Not so that you can get "left-brained" with her, which of course doesn't maximize the attraction mechanisms, but stay with her to a point to at least show her that you can relate to her level of living.
In this case, I don't think it would've hurt to tell her what you did and what you like about it, as well as a brief description of what it's about.
Calibrate, calibrate, calibrate. This alone, when mastered, can take you outside of the need to question why your "C&F" routine didn't work in situations where having done without would've been more effective.
Derek Flint
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Negs are lame. The purpose of the neg is to bring her down a notch or two.
To your level.
And girls know it.
Bam-you just blew yourself out.
Real DJ's don't need to bring others down or insult them in order to seduce them.
To your level.
And girls know it.
Bam-you just blew yourself out.
Real DJ's don't need to bring others down or insult them in order to seduce them.
ExploringOne
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Relax man. With a few notable exceptions (law enforcement) every time an inquiry is made regarding your credit history, that inquiry is recorded. If it is done without your permission, you can actually sue for invasion of privacy.
As far as law enforcement goes, they have to get a subpoena, and again, there is a record of the actions, if they are unlawful, without cause, again you can sue.
Currently I don't know though, with the patriot acts, it's hard to know what exactly the government can, and can't do without going through a procedure.
Still, I can assure you, if this girl had an ounce of brains, she would not even think about checking your credit history. Now, your account balance, that's another story.
As far as law enforcement goes, they have to get a subpoena, and again, there is a record of the actions, if they are unlawful, without cause, again you can sue.
Currently I don't know though, with the patriot acts, it's hard to know what exactly the government can, and can't do without going through a procedure.
Still, I can assure you, if this girl had an ounce of brains, she would not even think about checking your credit history. Now, your account balance, that's another story.
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MetalFortress
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It didn't work because it wasn't funny.sexxyback said:
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
IT IS FUNNY BRO! Its just how you say it, you need to say it with a straight face, and if she doesn't think it's funny then f u ck that b i tch, she needs to move on.