...because I can't get laid at all. I understand this practice is looked down upon in the states but what the hell is wrong with the notion? Women have WAY too much power these days. I can't even get a date. When I approach a chick they just laugh at me. And then let's say per chance I ACTUALLY GET a date, I still have to put up w/ her garbage when in actuality I just wanna get laid, ya know? Prostitution would take away some of the pain of approaching chicks. Because even if i get rejected i still know i can get laid. Prostitution puts all the marbles onto the field and makes the playing surface even.
I wish prostitution was legal...
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Its easy for you to say your girlfriend is hot. Im just a ugly 27 year old dude from new york whos done about 200 approaches this past year and STILL cant laid. life isnt fair and it just aint cutting it for me. I cant get a god damn break. Im late on my rent, i cant afford to eat, and ive run of of lotion for me ashy ass knees. All i want is to get laid. Thats it nothing more and nothing less. why in the hell is it illegal for a man to pay for sex? not everyone can get it and sex is a NATURAL need, like drinking water or taking a bath. poor gents like me always get screwed.
PuertoRican_Lover
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Hey Super, isn't this the 27 year old born in 1986??
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I thought you said you were a virgin!!!
And if you are poor then you wouldn't be able to afford a paid hor!! So your statement of making prostitution legal is moot!!
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Caldus
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It doesn't matter how many approaches you do as much as how your attitude is.
SELF-MASTERY
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I think that prostitution and illegal drugs should both be decriminalized....
Call up an escort service budy, order your hor from their website, have her come to your house..... Make sure you pay with CREDIT card and don't give her cash (this will keep you out of jail unless vice is trying to bust her in the first place.) do a google search for escorts in your area, some take payment via paypal.
Call up an escort service budy, order your hor from their website, have her come to your house..... Make sure you pay with CREDIT card and don't give her cash (this will keep you out of jail unless vice is trying to bust her in the first place.) do a google search for escorts in your area, some take payment via paypal.
Ugh
First of all, it is not a good thing to be involved in. But I can understand that there is certain necessity for their services.
So here's all the info you need.
Prostitution is Legal in Mexico, Canada, and parts of Nevada. In general, it is extremely cheap abroad, around $80. It is extremely expensive in Nevada, around $500.
Prostitution is decrimilized in most states. In general, it is a mistamenor. Beyond that, it is the prostitutes that get arrested 90% of the time, not the clients. it is a very low priority crime for most police forces.
Most strip clubs are bordellos. Don't let them lie to you, Strippers are prostitutes. They make their big $$$ by giving private dances where at minimum they are going to get you off in some way or another. Despite what Chris Rock said, there is plenty of sex in the champagne room. You just have to ask for it in the right way. Many strippers also see their regular clients "off the clock" so to speak. The reason Clubs can get away with this is that they pay off the cops very well.
Any place that calls itself a oriental massage parlor, modleling studio, or health spa is also full of prostitutes. Usually refered to as a "Jack Shack" where either you can self service yourself or have some hands on assistance. Most of these place will also provide the big nasty once they feel comfortable with you (IE spent enough $$$).
Escort Agencies listed in Phone book are fronts for police sting operations. Legitimate escort agencies usually advertise on the web or in the back free public weeklies. Most do business through referal only. The name of the game is discretion.
The last is actually independent call girls. These are the hardest to find as they usually do business only through referal and will screen you ( background check) for their safety.
If you want more info ( and pictures to ogle at), type Eros NY into google and go to their site.
The reason I know so much about this is two fold. One, a good friend is a prostitute, while very cool is also very ****ed up. Two,when I was younger and dumber, I used to go to a lot of strip clubs. While fun, they are very expensive financially and emotionally.
Please be strong and don't do it. Yes it may seen hypocritical to say don't do it and yet give you all the info you need to start into it, but you have free will. It is your choice whether to be strong or not.
First of all, it is not a good thing to be involved in. But I can understand that there is certain necessity for their services.
So here's all the info you need.
Prostitution is Legal in Mexico, Canada, and parts of Nevada. In general, it is extremely cheap abroad, around $80. It is extremely expensive in Nevada, around $500.
Prostitution is decrimilized in most states. In general, it is a mistamenor. Beyond that, it is the prostitutes that get arrested 90% of the time, not the clients. it is a very low priority crime for most police forces.
Most strip clubs are bordellos. Don't let them lie to you, Strippers are prostitutes. They make their big $$$ by giving private dances where at minimum they are going to get you off in some way or another. Despite what Chris Rock said, there is plenty of sex in the champagne room. You just have to ask for it in the right way. Many strippers also see their regular clients "off the clock" so to speak. The reason Clubs can get away with this is that they pay off the cops very well.
Any place that calls itself a oriental massage parlor, modleling studio, or health spa is also full of prostitutes. Usually refered to as a "Jack Shack" where either you can self service yourself or have some hands on assistance. Most of these place will also provide the big nasty once they feel comfortable with you (IE spent enough $$$).
Escort Agencies listed in Phone book are fronts for police sting operations. Legitimate escort agencies usually advertise on the web or in the back free public weeklies. Most do business through referal only. The name of the game is discretion.
The last is actually independent call girls. These are the hardest to find as they usually do business only through referal and will screen you ( background check) for their safety.
If you want more info ( and pictures to ogle at), type Eros NY into google and go to their site.
The reason I know so much about this is two fold. One, a good friend is a prostitute, while very cool is also very ****ed up. Two,when I was younger and dumber, I used to go to a lot of strip clubs. While fun, they are very expensive financially and emotionally.
Please be strong and don't do it. Yes it may seen hypocritical to say don't do it and yet give you all the info you need to start into it, but you have free will. It is your choice whether to be strong or not.
Jake-inator
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So you've accepted the feminist idea that only men enjoy sex and that they should also pay for it?
Oh boy... whats next? male slavery?!?
If you don't like a girl being a b1tch then fyck her and move on. Why would you continue a relationship in which you're not happy?
Women have got to realize that we're no longer gonna put up with their crap.
Treat a wh0re like a wh0re and you'll never go wrong.
I think your problem is No-spine-atitis, it's a classic AFC syndrome.
You have no idea what your own oppinion is yet. You just follow a girl's anger and do what she tells you to.
When you start saying what you want and call girls b1tches and wh0res to their face,
you'll realize that you can get away with having your own oppinion!
If they know you're for real, they'll take it.
[A Word of Caution: some girls are control freaks and can't take losing, watchout! Personally i think speaking your mind is the best test to see if a girl can handle you having your own opinion or if she just wants a spineless afc to control.]
Don't like what a b1tch is doing??
Tell her what you think of her... STOP SUPPLICATING!!!!!
Oh boy... whats next? male slavery?!?
If you don't like a girl being a b1tch then fyck her and move on. Why would you continue a relationship in which you're not happy?
Women have got to realize that we're no longer gonna put up with their crap.
Treat a wh0re like a wh0re and you'll never go wrong.
I think your problem is No-spine-atitis, it's a classic AFC syndrome.
You have no idea what your own oppinion is yet. You just follow a girl's anger and do what she tells you to.
When you start saying what you want and call girls b1tches and wh0res to their face,
you'll realize that you can get away with having your own oppinion!
If they know you're for real, they'll take it.
[A Word of Caution: some girls are control freaks and can't take losing, watchout! Personally i think speaking your mind is the best test to see if a girl can handle you having your own opinion or if she just wants a spineless afc to control.]
Don't like what a b1tch is doing??
Tell her what you think of her... STOP SUPPLICATING!!!!!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
Re: Ugh
EVEN THO THIS GUY IS A TROL, IM STILL GONA RESOPND
CORRECTION
IN CANADA-quebec ONLY, In all other provinces, you will be busted. Not much of a consaquence tho (as long as your willing to sell out the gurll) you just get a fine, or even walk away (if you run into an understanding cop)
EVEN THO THIS GUY IS A TROL, IM STILL GONA RESOPND
CORRECTION
IN CANADA-quebec ONLY, In all other provinces, you will be busted. Not much of a consaquence tho (as long as your willing to sell out the gurll) you just get a fine, or even walk away (if you run into an understanding cop)
500$ for a prostitute?! are you joking?! in italy prostitution is illegal, but you can easily find lots of african and brazilian *****s in the suburbs' avenues and they sell themselves for like 20$, i think
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Geez
And I was expecting a thoughtful post on the absurdity of laws against "victimless crimes."
If you're not an out-and-out troll, your overall attitude needs more work than anything else, Loser101 -- and change that fuggin' screen name!
Actually, strip clubs are not too bad a way to get practice with physical flirting if one is too clueless to get such practice otherwise, as long as one does not blow too much money on lap dances and what not.
And I was expecting a thoughtful post on the absurdity of laws against "victimless crimes."
If you're not an out-and-out troll, your overall attitude needs more work than anything else, Loser101 -- and change that fuggin' screen name!
Actually, strip clubs are not too bad a way to get practice with physical flirting if one is too clueless to get such practice otherwise, as long as one does not blow too much money on lap dances and what not.
diplomatic_lies
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<cheapskate alert!>
Well if you're really cheap, you can always cut up some fake paper, paint them green, and hand them over to strippers. I mean a strip club is usually dark, so they won't see.</cheapskate alert!>
Well if you're really cheap, you can always cut up some fake paper, paint them green, and hand them over to strippers. I mean a strip club is usually dark, so they won't see.</cheapskate alert!>
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
Prostitution is legal here in Australia in the state i live in.
been legal for 10 years now.
all it did was double the number of prostitutes by making it legal.
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
been legal for 10 years now.
all it did was double the number of prostitutes by making it legal.
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Troll or not it's a good case study.
If you do something two hundred times and it doesn't work once.
a)What can u deduce from this?
b)What is the solution?
I suspect you have asked yourself the same questions but concluded the wrong answers.
a)I'm too ugly to ever get laid, there's no point in trying.
b)Go and pay a whor*.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
The right answers are.
a)What I am doing isn't working.
b)Try a different approach.
In anything most people go wrong because they rarely become aware of the fact that they are just repeating the same old mothods and getting the same old results.
For someone like you, it may help to get some help. Someone who is objective and can see where you are going wrong and steer your efforts in the right direction.
Take the money you would pay a prossie and invest it some form of activity where you get feedback on your self.
Ideally find an experienced DJ who will give you a few pointers, some of them will be happy to do a bit of charity work
If you do something two hundred times and it doesn't work once.
a)What can u deduce from this?
b)What is the solution?
I suspect you have asked yourself the same questions but concluded the wrong answers.
a)I'm too ugly to ever get laid, there's no point in trying.
b)Go and pay a whor*.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
The right answers are.
a)What I am doing isn't working.
b)Try a different approach.
In anything most people go wrong because they rarely become aware of the fact that they are just repeating the same old mothods and getting the same old results.
For someone like you, it may help to get some help. Someone who is objective and can see where you are going wrong and steer your efforts in the right direction.
Take the money you would pay a prossie and invest it some form of activity where you get feedback on your self.
Ideally find an experienced DJ who will give you a few pointers, some of them will be happy to do a bit of charity work
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Yeah, and they also give you a nice little free gift to take home.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Just go to a strip club if you want a prostitute. A lot of strippers do escorting on the side. The last time I went to a strip club both my friend and I got offered sex for money by two different strippers. One stripper offered to give me a hand job in one of the lap dance booths while another offered my friend intercourse for $80 bucks.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
its legal in alabama to buy and sell sex but if you get caught pimping you go to jail .
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.