I was boning this HB 7...

Flabbergasped?

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then the lead got lodged in my urethra.
 

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yep, don't you just hate when that happens?
 

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Stupid lead.
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
then the lead got lodged in my urethra.
Priceless.

Probably the first time that joke's been used.
 

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I'm sure some people didn't get the joke.
 

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You'd never have that problem if you used "Black Warriors" like I do!
 

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A pedant writes -

Actually there is no 'HB7.' Leads are graded, hardest to softest, 4H, 2H, H, HB, F, B, B2 and B4.

Took me a while to get it too.
 

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oh yea lead bro....
 

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Some still don't get it.

Well done, did you think of that by yourself? :p
 

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AAAAAAAAH!

It took me forever to get that one!
 

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Yea, by myself.

I phrased it that way (which is technically incorrect) because HB 0.7 would be too obvious.
 

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sunlight said:
Can someone explain this one?

LMAO! Good one.

You know those pencils? They go from like HB 2 on up to like HB 8 or 9 depending on how soft the lead is? Thats what they're talking about. Its kinda tongue in cheek.
 
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