I want to hook up with a stripper.

[cave dweller]

if u must

Wow, these boys are giving you some good advice here.

Like I said, I would not waste my time with a d*mn stipper, but, if you must here is another idea:

Zero in on her wants, needs and desires. Somewhere in there you will find out what she wants to vent and talk about. And then pal, you got your 'in'.
ie. her car is broke down or her mother is sick, or she wants to save enough cash to move to Vegas and work there as a stripper.
my 2 cents

cave dweller

 

[cave dweller]

condom

Hey Pal,

Whatever you do make sure you wrap your 'woody'.

Because, she probably has picked up things that will could make medical history!

cave dweller

 

[MacAvoy]

Re: Re: if u must

Originally posted by stevera004
But I think you would have better luck by opening a home meth. lab. Start cooking meth and watch the rippers run to you.

This is the closest to good advice so far. I have had 2 strippers over the years, and both were nothing like what everyone above mentioned.

Both times I was partying and wasn't out to fvck stripppers but was just having a blast with the boys.

First time was dumb luck, I was 18, (underage) 19 is legal in Ontario Canada. Partying with some buddy's at a dive because they spent some extra bux and brought in some decent girls including jello wrestling and duets, which was somewhat bigger than it is now (10 years ago).

On the second night we partied there, when I went to the washroom, this stripper that we had been somewhat partying with says to my buddy, I can never get Macavoy to touch me when I dance for him. I got the hint, shortly after she offered me a dance, we went to a dark area, needless to say I took her home that night.

The second time which was just a couple of months ago (28 yrs old). Again was expecting to pick up, but we were partying, the girls were from out of town, as so were we, we told them which hotel we were at, we actually LEFT the bar for a few hours to get some booze (realizing we need something to entice them afterwards). We came back around midnight for one more drink, just to invite them to party with us after they get off work.

They came, we partied, and had a big orgy. At the time, we were on the top of our games, no AFC ness, just straight up DJ's.

Moral of the story, don't act AFC, don't spend a bunch of money on them, just party, have a great time. And having coke around for them certainly helps. The first time when I was 18, my buddy noticed she was doing coke in the bathroom, and the second, we made sure we had some for them as well.

ps. Canadian strip clubs are way better than US and probably easier to pick up at, you don't have to give dollars bills on perverts row.

 

[cave dweller]

ok

I had one once.
I was in a strip joint with my running buddy (Jimmy).
When this blonde stripper takes her break she walks up to our table and joins us. (we thought 'what the h*ll, this will work')
She says to hang around and she will take us to her motel room for a few drinks.
So, when she gets off we go to her room and she bangs us both.
The next morning Jimmy and I boogie.
Two weeks later we both have the clap.
End of story.

cave dweller

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Apparently strippers will walk on their hands for cocaine.

 

[disciple]

I think guys just get off on the whole fantasy of f*cking a stripper. I've f*cked a couple and believe me, there was nothing magical about the p*ssy. It was no better or worse than a regular chick. Have you ever seen some of them in just their regular clothes? They look like any other good looking chick you might see walking down the street. I think it is the dim lights, the music, the atmosphere, the girls makeup and clothes, the dancing and sexual movements, and sh*t like that that make this so seem so great.

 

[Big Pappy]

I only have one stripper story. A million years ago, (well 10) A feature girl named M****** Renee dropped in our town. I worked late as a Hooters Manager and visited next door, Sammy's, an "upscale" club. She came out as Wonder Woman, jumped off the stage into my lap, tore off tow of my buttons, and started to rub lotion on my chest! This was during her dance routine. I told her to get the F*** off me, she just ruined my shirt.

She got back up on stage, and finished her deal then came out to apologize for screwing my shirt up. She said that the lights made it look like they were snaps. Anyway, she ended up giving me merchandise from the club, t-shirts, pictures, etc.

I went back the next night to tell my friend who works there - the DJ - and he told me that she was crying about it all night after I left. As I was leaving, she saw me and asked if she could buy me dinner.

So, here's the moral of the story. It definitely pays to have a buddy on the inside that the girls know. This takes away the "scary" factor and makes you seem more like a regular guy, as opposed to these schmucks that go in alone and just drool.
<social proof>

Next, don't cater to their whims, let them cater to yours. Be a man, not a chump. The reason this other girl blew you off because your name was John was because her last guy probably had that name.

Oh, if you meet a band of strippers together again, try asking her friends all about the one you are attracted to, they'll tell you all about her.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

DON JUANABE: That was friggin' funny!

Stripper advice: Alright I live and work in Nevada and I have dated strippers in my past. Here in Nevada we have both leaglized prostitution and strip clubs. Which girl, stripper or *****, do you think averages the best yearly salary?

If you said ***** you're wrong. Strippers make a handsome living by patronizing males (notice I didn' say men) desperate enough to regularly frequent their 'gentelmen's clubs'. An attractive, fit and 'talented' stripper can often match or exceed the salaries of their patrons (in some cases doctors and attorney's). You get the idea. Women as a rule crave attention and nowhere do they get this more frequently and more emphatically reinforced (with immediate cash no less) than in the 4 to 6 hours they put in on a shift dancing. This is a woman who makes a living from garnering attention from males.

What you must do is withhold this attention from them in a setting that isn't the club she works in. You've also got to be able to have something she's interested in (money, physical attractiveness, Jerk qualities, etc.). Reading this is the key and takes some effort to develop, but once it has been established, then the control defaults to attention seeking behaviors and your intermittently reinforcing this desire.

Lastly, I have to point out that Strippers and real *****s are both what they are for a reason. This reason is never good or personally redeeming for you. 'You can't make a Ho a Housewife' applies to strippers too. They're strippers for a reason and this is usually because of personality disorders, 'Daddy' issues, attention afirmation issues, or they've become so acustomed to the combination of reward for their attention that it fosters an overblown ego in response to personality issues. Most tend to be at the very least mildy neurotic/psychotic.

Remember psycho-b!tches are psycho in bed, but it follows that they're psycho out of bed as well. Strippers are fun for sport-fvcking, but never beyond tapping them once or twice. Never get personally involved in any aspect of their lives beyond when the next hook up will be and leave after that.

 

[disciple]

That was good sh*t Rollo Tomasi. If your gonna f*ck with these disfunctional hoes, that is a good way to do it.

 

[Player_Supreme]

I've had a few, they are vastly overrated and most of them are highly bi-sexual. Any homosexual energy doesn't work for me. The gay agenda has sold fools a bill of goods with that woman licking woman nonsense.

You accept that...then you begin to accept other shyt like like gay marriages.