I want to do some girlfriend stealing

[TorturedSoul]

theres this girl I like, but she has a boyfriend of like 7 mounths but the good thing is they are on the verge of a brake up, just a few days ago she was mad at him so she invited me over to her house. (also her cousin and her cousins boyfriend)

so we get there we drive her mini bike jump on her (whatever its called rubber thing with springs) you know fun stuff I do my thang (yeah im trying to sound getto here and say stuff like thang)and make her cheer up.

ok so after a few hours of that me and her cousins boyfriend decided to buy some liquor so we did, so we drink some were filling good, the otherguy gos up stairs,

so its just me and the ladys they start talking about sex positions they talked about one anyway the girl I like says "well my boyfriend cant pick me up" they I say I bet I can pick you up

so I did her legs was wraped around my waste then I let her go after like 7sec (now that I think about it I should have made eye contact and went for a kiss)

I let her go and tell her cousin "come here your next" she said "I want you to but my boyfriend will be back down in a few (I have respect for him so I didint anyone else I would have just said who cares ill beat his a$$)

so then we all went up stairs to her room and watched some porn and got in our underware and laid on her bed.

I chicked out and didint kino or anything and she was siting right next to me too. damn what a wasted oportunity

she likes me though I can tell but heres were I need your help I want them to brake up so I can get her to be my girlfriend

I read up on how to make it happenbut no luck. today he found out about ltwo nights ago at her house and I overheard him say he was going to brake up with her today he didint last night cause it was her birthday, so I told her this they fight he trys to deny it I say no I have a witniss (it was raining so we couldint go get him plus it was 1am) but in the end he talks to her and its all lovy dovy again

how do I winn this one?

 

[Adr3nalin]

read the bible

 

[TorturedSoul]

I did gf stealing tips didint work I need better ones

 

[whatsupwiddat]

Keep at it! In my opinion, you're doing fine. Invite her over this time, see where it goes, but restrain yourself a bit this time. It will have HER make the moves now.

Good luck.

 

[123guy]

wait, whats the link for girlfriend stealing techniques?

 

[Adr3nalin]

hmm, looks like you're doing fine.

i'd keep what you're doing, and just remain ****y and funny. chase the fun not her, blah blah blah, the usual. Throw in a little kino. Yes you should have touched her when you were watching the porn. don't be gay though while applying it.

Anyway, my strategy for you would be to not be too pushy, and she'll come to you, and then again, don't get too close and become a friend. keep your outtings far enough apart that she will be thinking of how much of a good time she had with you, and make her crave more!

I'd like to think that if she is watching porn with you in your underwear, you are there.

she wants you, even if she doesn't know it yet.

i should give you an example...
My ex-g/f of 2 weeks was my bro's first g/f for almost 2 years. we'll call her sarah.

i remember the first time we all went out. sarah was infatuated with me. We met each other at a gym and i had the easy way in cause she was attracted to me physically as well as mentally. My bro didn't have it so easy, and he liked her as well so he worked the friend route. (he's a natural dj - yes the less than 3% of men, i have one in my house.) Anyway, he wasn't blessed with the greatest of looks, and she's an easy 8. personality and looks.

I remember when we went out this one time, and we brought another girl along with the 3 of us named rebecca simply so that he would have company. I remember when we started playing pool, i leaned over and showed her how to hold the cue and aim for the cue ball. Anyway, he copied me and did the same thing while i went to the bar and asked for a couple drinks. (they didn't ID us.) SOB...he was using my same moves on her...anyway, i didn't want her cause i never really liked her too much, but still kept her on a line. Anyway my bro kept hanging out with her, and she was never really attrated to him. until one day, she blurted out to him that she had all these feelings for him. and poof, they went out for 2 years. They broke up 2 weeks ago cause he was too distant and she needed more.

Just keep at it dude.

 

[misunderstood??]

Well why do they usually get in fights, or rather why does she always get mad at him? You want to use whatever that may be. Since I don't know I'll just say he's too hot-headed and gets pissed off over everything as an example. The idea is simple really, make sure you're the opposite of his big flaw.

In my example you should hang out with her and make sure to be very easygoing and respond to things that maybe would make you react angrily (and defianetly him) with humour, just make a joke about it (please don't go to the extreme of becoming a pushover). The fact that he's such a crazy guy will defianetly be on her mind and you want her to juxtapose his behaviour with your own so that she can really see what her options are.

You can also add little jabs here and there to her bf, but DON'T make them often, opinionated or dreadfully harsh, you want her to hardly acknowledge the fact you're taking shots at her bf. So don't say anything like "I think your bf is __________", instead say something like, "I wonder how *bf's name* would react to this (something lil' that'd probably get him mad)".

Aside from those 2 things you want to be ur same suave self and let everything roll from there. Oh and please get some Kino in there.

Remember, find his faults that piss her off (when someone is disgruntled or mad at another person, the persons faults are what's on their mind) exploit them and show her a 2nd option (one free of all the stuff that is pissing her off). Add the jabs to the bf as a catalyst and with your DJ skills, you're well on your way!

 

[Yung Luk]

I was just in a similar situation. This bad rican b*tch about a 8.5 was on my d*ck. I wasn't feelin her cuz she was a "wait til marriage" type girl and she's all about ltr's and i didn't want to get into one with her. She went with a close friend of mines. Long story short, he ended up turning her out and i wanted to bash so i called her. We talked for a while then i said somethin like "what is he doin for you" this gave her an oppurtunity to complain about everything he does wrong then i said something like "if i was you i would be trying to get with me not somebody like that." I went through all that to steal my friends girl for nothing because the p*ssy wasn't good she did give a nice chewy though. But anyway i guess my tip is just give her the oppurtunity to decide if she wants to stay wit a chump or get wit a true DJ

 

[Jester]

what has this board come to...

 

[Kwah]

theres a girlfriend stealing thread? **** I should contribute. I;ve stolen 3 in the last 4 years without even trying. Its starting to creep me out.