I want to bang this girl's mom

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*sigh* I don't think any DJ tactic will ever get me that...
 

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i'm sure a master dj could pull it off...but, do you really wanna do a 40 year old milf?

I mean, no doubt she sexually experienced, and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
 

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cjyogz said:
and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
Sadly. Sigh, life goes on, I guess...
 

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I think this is something worthy to talk about. I think mother-daughter fantasies are much more common than most would like to admit. Hot women produce more hot women. It makes sense.
 

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hey, great thread.
 

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Lol, this was on Oprah once (mom was watching TV and I was grounded...). This dude was nailing (as in engaged) to his friends mom. The guy was about 20 or something and this hag was like 50something lol. The daughter obviosly was prety shocked but they did stay together. This was a long time back though and not sure what eventually hapened.

I think the basic strategy is to avoid personal conact with her daughter to make yourself look less like "[names] friend"
 

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All you have to do is charm her. Older women will each up compliments from young guys, imagine what it does for their self esteem. Unless shes interested (which shes not) think about the moral repercutions.
 

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Older women are in their sexual prime, often surrounded by a lot of ugly and/or old men. Dress your sexiest, lots of body language, and be obvious about it. If she's the kind of MILF that you would want, there should be no prob.
 

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Steg said:
Lol, this was on Oprah once (mom was watching TV and I was grounded)
I love how we have to make excuses for watching embarrassing shows...I do it all the time.

"Are you watching Oprah??"
"Oh, uh, um, urh, just uh flipping through channels you know not really watching it, just uh..":crackup:
 

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superchristx said:
Older women are in their sexual prime, often surrounded by a lot of ugly and/or old men. Dress your sexiest, lots of body language, and be obvious about it. If she's the kind of MILF that you would want, there should be no prob.
have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?
 

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ValleyDJing said:
have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?
Yes.

"Nobody", tell us more about your current situation. We can help you out. It can be done.

But first, change that (deafitist) mentality.
 

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I wanna bang my friend's aunt. She has a tattoo across her back and down her right breast and has a nice puerto rican ass. I'm 18 and she's 36...think I should go for it?
 

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Monkey D. Luffy said:
I wanna bang my friend's aunt. She has a tattoo across her back and down her right breast and has a nice puerto rican ass. I'm 18 and she's 36...think I should go for it?
Yes,your legal and old enough she wont get in trouble neither will YOU got for it you virgin,lolz
 

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Honest man I was'nt watching by choice! lol. Actually I did watch the rerun last night. Aparantly it's hapening all the time. Hell come to think of it , if you look around there's probably a good few MILF/younger guy couples around and besides it seems to be the new fashion statement with all the celebs doing it and all.

Hmm, in a way if you didnt know this lady and the awkerdness it brings up it could even be an 'easy kill' unless women loosing points for age stoped. Chaneg and sticky this thread to MILF discusion?
 

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Nobody said:
*sigh* I don't think any DJ tactic will ever get me that...

Not with that attitude you won't.

Plus stop making USELESS THREADS for people to help you out on something you TRULY DON'T WANT!

YOU FVCKEN NEWBIE!

:trouble:
 

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Ok... I had a crush with the girl all through 8th and 9th grade whom I knew since 5th grade... my first one-itis. Then I found this site, and realized after trial and error, my chances were done. I remember who the mom was, but never thought about it till I saw her about a year ago. Every now and then, she takes me home with of course the daughter (former one-itis) and the son. I don't hang out with the daughter that often. Whenever I'm in the car, the mom always agrees with me whenever I make a comment, but I guess that's moms being nice...


Umm I weigh 110 lbs at 5-11. I'm confident around everyone (except extremely gorgeous babes that are older than me), except I sort of revert to AFC ways whenever I'm around former one-itis. Only had 1 girlfriend who was 1 year older than me... she was about a 6, and girls usually don't have crushes on me, so I assume I'm not that good looking. I can tell her mom likes me as a person, but not like me like me.
 

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haha we've all been there. i used to spend every day at this girls house a few summers ago and she had a step mom that was jesus christo hot.
 
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