"Alternatively--and this is NOT a joke--hire a couple of good prostitutes, and get them to get you off for a month or so. That will change your frustration, relax you physically, emotionally and mentally; you'll be more calm and less needy towards the women that you meet. Think of it as warming up for the real game."
I doubt he (or anyone else who posts on these boards) has the kind of money for that.
I love the title of the post though. I want that too
Everyone who isn't gay probably wants the same thing!