I want to bang as many women as possible with the least amount of effort

One on One

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I'm tired of this semi-celibate life getting action once a blue moon...time to end this. I need to get my rocks off. It's tough though...I have no life right now. No outside contact. No school. No job (I make money other ways though, no worries there). I don't meet any women though. This has to change.

I want to meet and bang as many hot women as possible without the effort. No expensive or time-consuming dates. At the maximum, I want a women who will screw on the 2nd date. I'd rather we meet and screw the same afternoon. The type of women I want is the type who won't regret sex on the first date. The type who meets and screws guys regularly with no regrets about it. She does it and enjoys it. This probably eliminates the majority of girls under 25. I don't care, as long as the body is tight.

I'm ready to hear all your tactics for what works to achieve this situation. I got plenty of time to do whatever is necessary. I am free all day pretty much...just gotta meet the hoes and build up the roster. Tips?
 

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I'm guessing you are quite young?, dude watch the OC for tips I see that the slores have sex with a guy they just met (who heroically beat up a guy) and she was like sooooo impressed that she had to **** him...of course that's EXACTLY how it is in the real world :rolleyes: ...do you get my point?...your post is clearly in fantasy land and you are going to get mocked...I would delete it to be honest, it's worthless DON'T YOU THINK IF WE KNEW HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH AS MANY CHICKS AS POSSIBLE WITH LITTLE EFFORT INVOLVED WE WOULD NOT BE ON THESE BOARDS! :nono:
 

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Tip #2: WAKE THE FVCK UP!!!:crackup:
 

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hmmm
prospect ky street corner comes to mind
however they ask for the money up front
 

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Originally posted by One on One
No outside contact. No school. No job (I make money other ways though, no worries there). I don't meet any women though.
looks like you identified your own problem without realizing it.
 

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escort service..........Budget enough money to screw a few times per month, work out a discount plan with the lady...
 

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The best tactic for getting laid is disguising that attention and your interest in a girl.

It is weird but true. Some of my best times picking up were times when the girl told me she had no idea I was interested in her.

It was done by being conversational with her and fun but nothing crazy. Pretty wild stuff

It's almost as if you fly in under her radar when you are being laid back not seeming like you are after her for sex even when you are.
 

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just go for fat, ugly chicks, and the world will be your oyster.

nevertheless, i love the title of your post :)
 

ER!C L!VE

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Banging chix rules! :cheer:

I'mma get right on it! :woo:


:woo: :woo: :woo:
 

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Originally posted by One on One
I'm tired of this semi-celibate life getting action once a blue moon...time to end this. I need to get my rocks off. It's tough though...I have no life right now. No outside contact. No school. No job (I make money other ways though, no worries there). I don't meet any women though. This has to change.

I want to meet and bang as many hot women as possible without the effort. No expensive or time-consuming dates. At the maximum, I want a women who will screw on the 2nd date. I'd rather we meet and screw the same afternoon. The type of women I want is the type who won't regret sex on the first date. The type who meets and screws guys regularly with no regrets about it. She does it and enjoys it. This probably eliminates the majority of girls under 25. I don't care, as long as the body is tight.

I'm ready to hear all your tactics for what works to achieve this situation. I got plenty of time to do whatever is necessary. I am free all day pretty much...just gotta meet the hoes and build up the roster. Tips?
Sounds to me like you haven't been laid in a while and are getting frustrated. I've been there. I see that some people are giving you a little flack. As far as I'm concerned, what you want is what you want that's fine. I'll offer some observations, for what they are worth.

If you want a high volume of sex (or anything) you have to DO whatever it takes. It's really that simple. Get out there and get laid.

What I get from your post, however, is that something seems to be getting in your way. What is it?

Here's what I recommend.

1) Get a life--I don't mean this as a pejorative. I mean get out and do stuff that you find interesting. If you aren't interested in anything, go out and try all kind of stuff that you've never done.

2) Make sure that you are actually an interesting person to be with. If you were a woman who didn't care about your looks or money, would you date yourself? Would you f-ck you if you were a hot chick?

3) If you are out of shape, join a gym. It'll relax you, improve your health, make you stronger, and improve your looks, walk and posture; all of this will surely help with confidence as well.

4) You've made it clear what your problem is: You aren't meeting women. You won't get laid unless you do. Go meet women. If you don't know how, learn here, on fastseduction.com and seductionbb.com. Pick up the courses by David DeAngelo. Excellent stuff.

Sorry to say, there is no magic wand that will cause a herd of women to bang down your door and beg to blow you. The short (and unsatisfying but true) answer is: Get a life, learn good interpersonal skills, meet women, learn how to attract them and lay them.

Alternatively--and this is NOT a joke--hire a couple of good prostitutes, and get them to get you off for a month or so. That will change your frustration, relax you physically, emotionally and mentally; you'll be more calm and less needy towards the women that you meet. Think of it as warming up for the real game.
 

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Go to the gym. Work out hard. If you're in shape, you're more likely to get lucky when the opportunity presents itself.

Join a personals site. It's a fast way to meet women. It may start off slow but you will learn quickly what works and what doesn't.

Find out which clubs in your area are local hook up places and go there on the nights when single women looking to hook up go there.
 

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Originally posted by Ricky
The best tactic for getting laid is disguising that attention and your interest in a girl.

It is weird but true. Some of my best times picking up were times when the girl told me she had no idea I was interested in her.

It was done by being conversational with her and fun but nothing crazy. Pretty wild stuff

It's almost as if you fly in under her radar when you are being laid back not seeming like you are after her for sex even when you are.
As far as constructive replies go, this is as good as you will find! It is actually the truth!
 

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Thanks for the tips guys...my problem isn't my game, well I am bad at opening because I'm shy, but I'm good once I get a convo going. The real problem is I work from home so I don't meet anyone.
 
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