Mitch_Mustain
Don Juan
excuse the language
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GODAMN **** !!!!!!!!
WHY THE ****?!!!!!!!!
Ok...so today i thought I was going to seriosuly die! GODDANG!!!!!! I'm considering going to church to thank "him" for not having me die...
So ****ing a friend of mines comes this morning talkiing about he got a 950 check from someone and that he wanted to get trashed with me. I was like "cool, whatever come pick me up at 7"
So 7 rolls around and he comes by and we roll in his truck and ****ing we ride about 2 blocks and I notice a bottle of ****ing vodka in his hand. Dude offers me a shot and I take it. He proceeds to take like 3 shots in a row! Nasty aahghh!
Well, we were headed to go pick up a bag of weed at a person's place and as we drive this kid is just hammerin these shots! And he's trying to force me to drink as him and I hate vodka and I totally refused and he got pissed. He starts driving a little more emotionally and I'm like "yo dude, you should slow down" and he refuses and tells me "**** you" and he starts driving fast and ironically probably the curviest road in town in my opinion. after the police station South School get very very curvy for about a mile and we're going southbound and picture this, there's a damn BBQ restaurant on the left side of the street and well its hard to explain, the restaurant is in a sense below the road on the side of the road that is. umm..damn its so hard to explain because of the curves....anyways
This kid takes ****ing SHARP ASS LEFT thinking possibly that he's gonna take a short cut through the driveway of the restaurant but he passed the driveway by about 9 or 10 ft and he well he takes the sharp left and we ****ING RAMP off the pavement and we FLY OVER THE GODDAMN RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!! I'VE ATE AT THIS PLACE FOr OVER 10 YEARS AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FLY OVER IT LIKE E.T.
Well, thats not the good part.
Right as we're about to land and I truly dont' know how high in the air we technically were and I dont want to know but as we are about to land the driver ****ing jumps out of the car leaving me in it and the car lands on 2 Sherrif Police vehicles **** **** **** ****!!!!!!
I just got back from the hospital with bruised ribs and apparently my friend is being charged with possesion of meth, assaulting police officers, trying to flee and attempted murder(possibly) damn....i'm too wore out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GODAMN **** !!!!!!!!
WHY THE ****?!!!!!!!!
Ok...so today i thought I was going to seriosuly die! GODDANG!!!!!! I'm considering going to church to thank "him" for not having me die...
So ****ing a friend of mines comes this morning talkiing about he got a 950 check from someone and that he wanted to get trashed with me. I was like "cool, whatever come pick me up at 7"
So 7 rolls around and he comes by and we roll in his truck and ****ing we ride about 2 blocks and I notice a bottle of ****ing vodka in his hand. Dude offers me a shot and I take it. He proceeds to take like 3 shots in a row! Nasty aahghh!
Well, we were headed to go pick up a bag of weed at a person's place and as we drive this kid is just hammerin these shots! And he's trying to force me to drink as him and I hate vodka and I totally refused and he got pissed. He starts driving a little more emotionally and I'm like "yo dude, you should slow down" and he refuses and tells me "**** you" and he starts driving fast and ironically probably the curviest road in town in my opinion. after the police station South School get very very curvy for about a mile and we're going southbound and picture this, there's a damn BBQ restaurant on the left side of the street and well its hard to explain, the restaurant is in a sense below the road on the side of the road that is. umm..damn its so hard to explain because of the curves....anyways
This kid takes ****ing SHARP ASS LEFT thinking possibly that he's gonna take a short cut through the driveway of the restaurant but he passed the driveway by about 9 or 10 ft and he well he takes the sharp left and we ****ING RAMP off the pavement and we FLY OVER THE GODDAMN RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!! I'VE ATE AT THIS PLACE FOr OVER 10 YEARS AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FLY OVER IT LIKE E.T.
Well, thats not the good part.
Right as we're about to land and I truly dont' know how high in the air we technically were and I dont want to know but as we are about to land the driver ****ing jumps out of the car leaving me in it and the car lands on 2 Sherrif Police vehicles **** **** **** ****!!!!!!
I just got back from the hospital with bruised ribs and apparently my friend is being charged with possesion of meth, assaulting police officers, trying to flee and attempted murder(possibly) damn....i'm too wore out
