Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
Quote - Dave111
Hi there, well I spoke to her yesterday afternoon and I didn't mention anything about her drunken phone call to me, just to see if she would say anything and alas!......she magically seemed to forget that she had called me four times during the night in tears to tell me that some guy had tried to kiss/rape/propose to her. The thing is, she is desperate to immigrate to australia (she lives here in the UK) and she tells me this guy was an Aussie! wow!, what a coincidence that is, he could get her a greencard straight to melbourne lol
four phone calls lol ? damn were the other 2 as messed up ?
ok stop right there. kiss/rape/propose
he proposed to her too ?
before or after the rape ?
she is desperate to immigrate to Australia
she is not LTR material unless she plans to take you too
she is ready to LEAVE YOU and go to another country
she does not love you
we stopped taking convicts from england 150 years ago
SHE IS NOT WELCOME IN AUSTRALIA !
i will ring our Prime Minister get him to inform immagration that theres a chick trying to get a green card to Melbourne by sucking guys d*cks in alley ways and that she is suffering from MAD COW DISEASE
he was an aussie ? it is a practical joke everyone does at one stage to bung on an accent and fool drunk b*tches at the clubs
i have had chicks swear i was irish and a few times canadian
ok you seen the movie Casablanca ( Humphrey Bogart )
chick needs green card she talks to french police inspector
he says suck my d*ck
she says ok
then asks rick about it first and if she never told her husband if it would be ok
YOUR GF IS THIS WOMAN
no way this guy can approve green cards unless he is the Ambassador from the consulate or some high up dude with some pull
not some tourist in a back alley in London using that at his pick up line LOL ( best pick up line ever )
she is soooooo dumb she is f*cking aussies who tell her they can get her green cards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote - PuertoRican_Lover
Hey DJ Lost - there is a hor from the UK coming your way...another one to fill your streets in Australia - this is good for the pimps down under!!!
NO it is getting over crowded with wh0res here thanks to you americans and your brain washing of the female species
i don't want wh0res " fresh off the boat " i got enough trouble trying to find decent ones that didn't WANT to suck d*ck to immagrate here
where is my new buddy Qualtran ?
whats your spin on this new development Qualtran ?
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Hi there, well I spoke to her yesterday afternoon and I didn't mention anything about her drunken phone call to me, just to see if she would say anything and alas!......she magically seemed to forget that she had called me four times during the night in tears to tell me that some guy had tried to kiss/rape/propose to her. The thing is, she is desperate to immigrate to australia (she lives here in the UK) and she tells me this guy was an Aussie! wow!, what a coincidence that is, he could get her a greencard straight to melbourne lol
four phone calls lol ? damn were the other 2 as messed up ?
ok stop right there. kiss/rape/propose
he proposed to her too ?
before or after the rape ?
she is desperate to immigrate to Australia
she is not LTR material unless she plans to take you too
she is ready to LEAVE YOU and go to another country
she does not love you
we stopped taking convicts from england 150 years ago
SHE IS NOT WELCOME IN AUSTRALIA !
i will ring our Prime Minister get him to inform immagration that theres a chick trying to get a green card to Melbourne by sucking guys d*cks in alley ways and that she is suffering from MAD COW DISEASE
he was an aussie ? it is a practical joke everyone does at one stage to bung on an accent and fool drunk b*tches at the clubs
i have had chicks swear i was irish and a few times canadian
ok you seen the movie Casablanca ( Humphrey Bogart )
chick needs green card she talks to french police inspector
he says suck my d*ck
she says ok
then asks rick about it first and if she never told her husband if it would be ok
YOUR GF IS THIS WOMAN
no way this guy can approve green cards unless he is the Ambassador from the consulate or some high up dude with some pull
not some tourist in a back alley in London using that at his pick up line LOL ( best pick up line ever )
she is soooooo dumb she is f*cking aussies who tell her they can get her green cards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote - PuertoRican_Lover
Hey DJ Lost - there is a hor from the UK coming your way...another one to fill your streets in Australia - this is good for the pimps down under!!!
NO it is getting over crowded with wh0res here thanks to you americans and your brain washing of the female species
i don't want wh0res " fresh off the boat " i got enough trouble trying to find decent ones that didn't WANT to suck d*ck to immagrate here
where is my new buddy Qualtran ?
whats your spin on this new development Qualtran ?
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
