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so last night im makin out w this girl on her bed and things get all passionate and we start undressing. we're both 21 yo virgins but she doesnt know i am or that i know she is [her friend let it slip out]. so i make my entrance only to realize that im not hard. i can thank my brilliant idea to lighten my load before i wentover to her house bc i feared id blow too quick for that. so she gives me oral and i think she may have started crying or something cuz she started whimpering almost. i ask her whats wrong and she says giving head makes her nose run and eyes water. so she stops, gets dressd and we just go to sleep. needless to say, i feel like ****.
 

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sorry to kick you when you're down but....


:crackup: :crackup:


Don't worry, in a few years you'll see the hillarity in this story.

Man, that was funny hahahahahahaha



My apologies for being an ass, but something about the eyes water and runny nose thing just really made me laugh out loud.
 

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she just stopped??? You should have told her to give you a handjob to make you hard..
 

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Giving head makes her nose run and er eyes water? rofl terrible excuse.

If she liked what was going on she would have grabbed a tissue and kept rolling.

$100 says she was probably thinking that she didn't turn you on...because you were not hard...and was all upset about it!

I'll be honest, I've experimented with some different drugs in the past as I'm sure most people have, and I once took something which side effect prevents you from getting an erection ( A type of pain killer)...unfortunately that same night was the first night I ended up having sex with my then new GF of 1 month (doh!)...details aside I wasn't able to...rise to the occasion and she took it to heart thinking I didn't turn her on (because naturally you should be rock hard when a chick has her lips wrapped around your little soldier)...she got a little misty eyed but I explained the entire situation, she understood, and we waited for a while until the effects wore off.

You need to handle these things like a man in the MOMENT not let them slide...because that negative feeling she has will stay if you don't turn it into a positive or neutral one.
 

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I was so f*cking nervous my first time that I had trouble getting hard too. I was worrying about all this other sh!t like when to do what...if I'm gonna be a disappointment...etc. Eventually I had to just shut down my thoughts by closing my eyes and taking deep breathes, and only after doing that for a little bit was I finally able to become hard as a rock and we banged....for like 2 minutes LOL.
 

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what could i say tho? "uh ya sry my ****s not hard but i jakd it off real good before i came over cuz i didnt think i could please you since im a virgin"
 

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Originally posted by Qmanchoo
Giving head makes her nose run and er eyes water? rofl terrible excuse.

If she liked what was going on she would have grabbed a tissue and kept rolling.

$100 says she was probably thinking that she didn't turn you on...because you were not hard...and was all upset about it!


hahahahaha grab a tissue and keep rollin hella funny.....

man somethin is wrong because even if i did bust the load before i left and hooked up you best believe I would have been harder that chinese arithmatic when i took off her clothes.....

how wasn't you hard??? I'm so horny i get hard just makin out!!! :D
 

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lol no of course you don't say that.

And btw the reason you could not get it up is NOT because you jacked off, it's because you were nervous as hell man! Be honest with yourself here! If this girl really loves and/or cares about you and you share these things with her in the moment it's fine (As long as you don't come across as a girly man) In this case breaking the tension a little. Reassure her that she's sexy, that she turns you on, that you love X about her body because it's so cute...all that shyt counts during sex with nervous girls.

What you should have done is taken charge a little, I like life trainees response because it would have worked well in your case and shows what experience teaches, turn it around and go down on her! After 15 minutes she'd probably be moaning and groaning so much in the ecstasy of her first orgasm that you would have instantly been turned on yourself and Mr Winky would have stood up like super man on steroids.

When you are perfectly comfortable (no odd tensions keeping you from getting it up) you should be able to get it up once every 15-30 minutes at a young age.

Another $100 says she's feeling terrible about it right now that A. She didn't turn you on or B. She didn't do something right and she's a sexual failure

Come clean man, "hey, I was a little nervous it was my first time too (don't be ashamed), and tonight’s going to be even better"

btw. if you need any tips on sex just check out the tips forum, there must be something in there, or you can PM me or any others that offer assistance.

You can do this man, the first time is never the best :)

jesus chrsit - I just re-read that and fixed all the typos.
 
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wow well when i got down! its still 13inches so it dont matter hahahahahahahh............................................no seriously
 

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The whole crying and nose running reminds me of the movie 'Stealing Harvard' When the man dude bangs his girl she cries until the end. That was a funny read... Ahhh your gonna make me bust a gut. Anyways I feel sorry too. But she got dressed to sleep? Wtf. Yeah you should of gone down on her atleast. Warm her up a bit. Girls are like diesel engines. Just work it then they get horny as hell. Then you get practically raped... There's always another chance with her or another
 

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The first time I went soft, went '**** it', and went to bed. She probably felt like ****.

The next morning I went at it for like 2-3 hours before I gave up...and this continued for months until she learned to do kegels.

So it's not that bad. I suggest she learn kegels...then again if she's a virgin I've heard it's amazing stuff :D
 

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If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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u gotta **** her tommoro or else ur ****ed.
 

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Originally posted by PeeGee
The first time I went soft, went '**** it', and went to bed. She probably felt like ****.

The next morning I went at it for like 2-3 hours before I gave up...and this continued for months until she learned to do kegels.

So it's not that bad. I suggest she learn kegels...then again if she's a virgin I've heard it's amazing stuff :D
Kegels?
 
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