I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!

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Originally posted by Bjerte
It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!

drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!

Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!

Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell. :(
It is now empty, Bjerte. Send it again.
 

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damn warpigs dump guys too?

what's the world turning into? :rolleyes:



anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
 

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We must be vigilant against Bjerte, so he doesn't kick and cause ball pain.
 

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
riddle me this...

(snip)
How very wrong you are.

If you ever hear a Scandanavian talk English, they speak it with an American accent. If hes unsure of how to spell a word, he'll try his best, and if he says "mommy", thats how he'll spell it.
 

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Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!! :D He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!
 

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The_Shezzler you call your mother mam ?

and i am talking about proper english no offence

not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER



aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is

cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol ;) ) etc

you saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english

it defies logic



if he is everyones pet troll then cool.

PARTY ON Bjerte :)

i will let him be



Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
For those of you getting all up in Lost's sh*t... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=734870#post734870

http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm

Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
Well there we go, any friend of DrBeard must be a fcuking troll.

Oh and he calls his GF a pig as an insult but yet his favourite animal is? you guessed it, a pig,

LMAO

:crackup:

If these guy's are for real I worry for people in contact with them because they are mentalists, if not it's almost funny but not.


G-man
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
 

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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
here are two definitions of a 'troll' I have found.

'a newsgroup post that is deliberately incorrect, intended to provoke readers; or a person who makes such a post'

'The practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements or similar bait.'

So as far as I'm concerned, from what I've read...

He's a troll.

G-man
 

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Well they provided me and a lot of guys here with many laughs.

Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.

Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post. :)
 

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what's wrong with you guys?

this shit is hilarious...
 
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