What the ****. This is the end result of pickup: my **** fails me and probably blows me out of my social circle. I do everything like a pro, take her out for walk, give her joint, make out with her for long time, escalate confidently but at her pace, and whip my **** out when time is right. I plow through resistance slowly but surely, but once I whip **** out, she can't resist but touch it. I'm like "OK, now it is time to touch the *****", so I put my fingers in there. She's super hot and bothered, and I'm like "you sure you dont want to go?", and she starts getting naked. I put my semi-hard **** in and **** around for like 10 minutes hoping it will get hard, but it keeps being semi-hard. So at some point, I'm like "this isn't working, I'm sorry" and she's like "yeah, we should stop." I ask her if she can finish me off, and she's like "naaaah, we should stop I'm sorry." Before I leave, I give her a kiss and she says she wants to hang out with me again and asks me when I'm free.
FML. This is how I lose v-card at 22. I am done with pickup and women, worst experience ever. My **** hates me.
Lessons learned:
1. Virgins should not plow through on first dates.
2. Vaginas are not that tight compared to fist.
3. Ideally, virgins should lose vcard through completely random pickup, not social groups.
4. I could've ****ed SO MANY ****ING women in my life before this. <-WORST LESSON
I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep now.
FML. This is how I lose v-card at 22. I am done with pickup and women, worst experience ever. My **** hates me.
Lessons learned:
1. Virgins should not plow through on first dates.
2. Vaginas are not that tight compared to fist.
3. Ideally, virgins should lose vcard through completely random pickup, not social groups.
4. I could've ****ed SO MANY ****ING women in my life before this. <-WORST LESSON
I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep now.