I put penis in woman for the first time and do not ejaculate!!

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What the ****. This is the end result of pickup: my **** fails me and probably blows me out of my social circle. I do everything like a pro, take her out for walk, give her joint, make out with her for long time, escalate confidently but at her pace, and whip my **** out when time is right. I plow through resistance slowly but surely, but once I whip **** out, she can't resist but touch it. I'm like "OK, now it is time to touch the *****", so I put my fingers in there. She's super hot and bothered, and I'm like "you sure you dont want to go?", and she starts getting naked. I put my semi-hard **** in and **** around for like 10 minutes hoping it will get hard, but it keeps being semi-hard. So at some point, I'm like "this isn't working, I'm sorry" and she's like "yeah, we should stop." I ask her if she can finish me off, and she's like "naaaah, we should stop I'm sorry." Before I leave, I give her a kiss and she says she wants to hang out with me again and asks me when I'm free.

FML. This is how I lose v-card at 22. I am done with pickup and women, worst experience ever. My **** hates me.

Lessons learned:

1. Virgins should not plow through on first dates.
2. Vaginas are not that tight compared to fist.
3. Ideally, virgins should lose vcard through completely random pickup, not social groups.
4. I could've ****ed SO MANY ****ING women in my life before this. <-WORST LESSON

I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep now.
 

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Stop masturbating and watching porn so much, because you will desensitize yourself when dealing with a real girl.

You will get used to your hand, and only be turned on by unrealistic fantasies.

P.S. Also avoid getting too drunk. Whiskey d!ck is no fun.
 

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this happened to me when i was 18... i was like "YES, sex finally"...i stuck my d!ck in and was like " is this it? i dont feel the magical feeling" i was very dissapointed.. it felt like running down and empty hallway...

it kinda ruined sex for me...now sex is sorta blah..
"2. Vaginas are not that tight compared to fist."
^^ truer words have never be spoken...
 

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I jerked off like 3 hours before seeing her to make sure I wouldn't premature ejaculate, but it turns out that's not a problem at all for me. I couldn't feel **** through the condom, it was totally like throwing a rubber hot dog down a hallway.

Maaaan, I hope she doesn't tell her hotter friends everything.
 

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Life ain't so ****ty.

You're overreacting. It was most definitely the condom. What kind were they? Throw those ****ers out. Get a different kind.

You just had your cawk inside of a b!tch for the first time. Be glad you got yourself into that situation. This kind of stuff happens to guys all the time. You will not lose your social circle. Do you really think this girl is going to run to all her friends? How long have you known her before getting her naked? She won't want to look like a *****. Laugh this **** off bro. I can't tell you how many times I've had whiskey ****. It really is not a big deal.
 

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Same happened to me. although i lost mine a lot later then you.

although I didn't ejaculate, she told me it was one of her most memorable times cause I quote" completely manhandled her"
the second time was a few months later. I hadn't masturbated in a while and came like a racehorse.

It's my limited conclusion that it's really based off 2 things, not playing with yourself and actually ENJOYING the moment, not getting stressed out.

fyi: she's in my social circle as well.
 

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CantTouchMyStyle said:
Life ain't so ****ty.

You're overreacting. It was most definitely the condom. What kind were they? Throw those ****ers out. Get a different kind.

You just had your cawk inside of a b!tch for the first time. Be glad you got yourself into that situation. This kind of stuff happens to guys all the time. You will not lose your social circle. Do you really think this girl is going to run to all her friends? How long have you known her before getting her naked? She won't want to look like a *****. Laugh this **** off bro. I can't tell you how many times I've had whiskey ****. It really is not a big deal.
I met her at a party for a friend her friends know. I talked to her for like 10 minutes, secured the number, and made out with her before leaving. The hostess kind of gave me a ****ty look when she saw me walking the girl out. I think she initially thought I was asexual or something, and then she saw me making out with her girl, haha.

I should've just taken the hj from this chick and left it at that, but I was so intent on losing my vcard. I would've rather not lost it like this. That's what happens when you rush.
 

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Well I'm gonna try and be the upbeat guy and say congratulations. At least you got your c*ck wet. There's still some of us that are really struggling with that.
 

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haha, thanks man. it's not a very difficult thing to pull off when you meet a girl that likes you before you even say a word to her. there's girls like this for every guy and these are the girls that are gonna be down.
 

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blueline said:
haha, thanks man. it's not a very difficult thing to pull off when you meet a girl that likes you before you even say a word to her. there's girls like this for every guy and these are the girls that are gonna be down.
yeah, I guess I've just yet to meet a girl that's into me. It's **** but not really anything I can do about it (other than work my ass off trying to attract girls that aren't all that into me).
 
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this is Captain Obvious talking to you now - you NEED to use your hands DURING your sexual interaction........one hand fingers her, and one hand you jerk yourself off until you get hard. Once hard, picture how hot it is that you are inside a woman.....you OWN HER, she is YOUR PROPERTY.........its a magical moment........and keep thrusting. If you get soft while thrusting, pull out and jerk off some more while fingering her.

Use logic, yes?
 

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blueline said:
I jerked off like 3 hours before seeing her to make sure I wouldn't premature ejaculate, but it turns out that's not a problem at all for me. I couldn't feel **** through the condom, it was totally like throwing a rubber hot dog down a hallway.

Maaaan, I hope she doesn't tell her hotter friends everything.
You are totally discounting that the first few times of sex with a new woman can be considered throw aways. It can be awkward and if the woman thinks you perform like that after one time, then she is shallow. Sex gets better once you are familiar most of the time. Of course I have had amazing sex first time with someone new and then miserable plain out embarrassing sex with a new one. It is not a one size fits all.

If she likes you, you will get your chance to perform like the champ you are!
 
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Don't sweat it, dude. It's a common thing to have that happen.
There have been many threads about this before. It seems that many guys will not be able to get it up, go soft, or ejaculate too soon their first time with a girl.

With me, the first time I came too soon...the second time I went soft...third time I came too fast again, after only a minute or two.

Only on the fourth time did I really feel good about it, like I had f***ed her good and hard for a long time.

It's just a matter of getting comfortable and relaxed.
 

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Rescue Mission said:
this is Captain Obvious talking to you now - you NEED to use your hands DURING your sexual interaction........one hand fingers her, and one hand you jerk yourself off until you get hard. Once hard, picture how hot it is that you are inside a woman.....you OWN HER, she is YOUR PROPERTY.........its a magical moment........and keep thrusting. If you get soft while thrusting, pull out and jerk off some more while fingering her.

Use logic, yes?

Yeah, I think this chick might've been kinda a novice, but who knows! I tried doing something like that, and she just looked at me like "wtf r u doing." I went too fast for her, I think, but honestly, I'm just a horn dog and I think she got the vibe of that from the first second I even looked at her. She said something about how I have a seductive stare and that I do it all the time.

I think she's gonna give me another shot probably because she asked me when I'm free before I left, so whatever. If she doesn't, I don't care. I can just as easily approach some hotter girl on the street.
 

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I didnt blow my load till the third time I banged a chick. Its a very common thing.
 

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Scion said:
yeah, I guess I've just yet to meet a girl that's into me. It's **** but not really anything I can do about it (other than work my ass off trying to attract girls that aren't all that into me).
You shouldn't even have to work at attracting girls beyond being the first to approach. It's so god damned easy, bro. Before this chick, I had at least 6-7 girls I could've ****ed in the last 5 months, but didn't because I kept focusing on attracting them like PU theory tells you to or straight up got intimidated by their sexuality.
 

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Same happend to me first time i wouldnt worry about it, i think it was the fact you wait for sex for so long when it finally happens you panic, i was in the same boat could only get a semi but it was just the pressure of losing the V-Card. Once you have done it a few times you will be fine.
 

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blueline said:
You shouldn't even have to work at attracting girls beyond being the first to approach. It's so god damned easy, bro. Before this chick, I had at least 6-7 girls I could've ****ed in the last 5 months, but didn't because I kept focusing on attracting them like PU theory tells you to or straight up got intimidated by their sexuality.
well not so easy for me man. Hell I haven't even chilled with a girl in 2 months. Not *****ing, just stating a fact.
 

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well not so easy for me man. Hell I haven't even chilled with a girl in 2 months. Not *****ing, just stating a fact.
Then stop masturbating and save up that sexual energy.
 

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Keep a "blue pill" in your pocket always,you may never need it but if you ever do it's there,calms performance anxiety and lifts spirits IF needed.
 
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