I need help: ****y/funny reply to an email. (A BIT LONG BUT PLS HELP!)

[the_govner]

So this girl I liked in college has moved out of the country and will be back next year. I want to get with her when she comes back. We've been emailing back and forth but I'm having a tough time busting her balls through email as I end up sounding too nice and supportive which we all know isn't going to get me any.

This is the letter:


what are his shoes? nope, havent updated the blog since wimbledon 07.

im trying to watch the aussie open as much as possible, i still cant get over the fact that feddie almost lost. the tourney has been insane this year.

my story is boring. its the same old. we got assigned inglewood for my reporting classes. its freakin ghetto, and i have to report on its environment on a weekly basis by going to the city and finding stories. its gonna be rough, but ill learn.

i have 3 new years resolutions
1) to exercise more
2) to drink less
3) to NOT procrastinate

im doing well so far...but its still january. anyway, hope you are well. sorry for being a moody *****.


THE LAST LINE IS ME WISHING HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE PREVIOUS WEEK AND SHE FORGOT TO THANK ME (I DIDN'T COMPLAIN).

This is my reply so far (AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S TOO NICE):

Hey! I can't believe Nadal and Fed are out. Stupid panzy djokovic might actually win! He's got game though. You know what, when Tsonga beat Murray in the 2nd round, I told my dad I guarantee this guy's gna win a grandslam very soon, could be tomorrow! Guy's got talent. Sharapova took my wife out!

Inglewood? You can visit the old Laker forum... Sounds like something right up your alley though. Very lois lane! Your doing double major, right?

Nice clear-cut, generic resolutions! I just need to start reading everyday again, my IQ dropped a bit last year in exchange for getting sexier at the gym haha.

 

[the_govner]

Reply pls!


And BTW, is there a thread with all the abbreviations?

 

[j0n024]

I dont see anything bad you wrote nothing "AFC" and nothing clingy that I saw. I think you should flat out say that you want to hang out with her when she gets back and you should not reply to ALL of her emails all the time, give her time to miss you and wait for your reply. Good luck and hopefully you can do it.

 

[DJsomeday]

I agree with j0n maybe a little ****y and funny here and there would be fine "so how much are you missin' me right now? haha don't worry i'm sure we can make up for lost time when you come back!" or something like that!!

 

[Technical1]

This is my reply so far (AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S TOO NICE):

Hey! I can't believe Nadal and Fed are out. Stupid panzy djokovic might actually win! He's got game though. You know what, when Tsonga beat Murray in the 2nd round, I told my dad I guarantee this guy's gna win a grandslam very soon, could be tomorrow! Guy's got talent. Sharapova took my wife out!

Inglewood? You can visit the old Laker forum... Sounds like something right up your alley though. Very lois lane! Your doing double major, right?

Nice clear-cut, generic resolutions! I just need to start reading everyday again, my IQ dropped a bit last year in exchange for getting sexier at the gym haha.

The subtext of this reply is basically: I'm addressing every point you mentioned, I'm thinking about you, I'm not saying anything risque, etc. All in all its a great reply if you want to be friends. But if not, you are 'listening' to her when you cant do KINO, cant have EC, cant close and demand a meeting... so you are already fighting a losing battle, understand?

I'd be more aloof with girls if you're only texting them and try and put the emphasis on 'real-life stuff', because even if you build rapport online, I somehow dont think you can ever cash in on it like you can on real life rapport with EC, kino, smile. You are not making her FEEL anything, because in this circumstance you really cant. And there is even some supplication in this message that I 'felt' but cannot give a reason for, it feels AFC.

I'm just starting at this myself, but I have really learned not to treat any girl special or change your game for her or even try and game her. "How should I do this? How should I do this?" Its a too girl-oriented approach. Having the me-oriented approach and just playing it like a numbers game seems better. What did you WANT to write this girl? Was it anything like what you actually did write? If not, that incongruity will continue to manifest itself to her, that you are not doing what you want, but are doing what you think she might want. She thinks less of you for that when she senses it.

Your shared interests will only earn you REAL points in a situation with EC, kino, alcohol, breathing on each other, and the very least the possibility of number closing and having another date. Till then you're just an interesting source of words on a screen. Think, what feelings are you developing for me right now? Probably not that many...

 

[Technical1]

... oh yes, forgot to mention something....

I say that as a person who has sent over 200 well-crafted emails to a certain Lady, without ever fvcking her, and later realized she was fvcking another guy. If you keep going down the path of building-rapport-through-exchanging-text, you will never get to make those wet thumping noises with her that you no doubt have been wanting to. All the best!