The Pedantical
Don Juan
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- Oct 28, 2005
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Honestly, I try to hang around him all I can but I'm such a n00b that I don't really understand the subtleties of his game.
Somehow, no matter where we go, it ends up with scores of chicks running after us, touching him, talking to him, hugging him, etc. We go to a restaurant and everyone starts drinking and laughing and everything.
I have no idea how he does this. He's not good looking. He's fat. he's in his 40s. But it never misses. We go together to some place, and he just starts yapping on like an idiot and saying completely stupid stuff (the guy never finished high school) and every hot female in the area is drawn to him like moths to a flame. For example at some point in a bar there was a really old man there and he put a towel over the old man's head and convinced him to dance. All the girls just hang on to him and he just can't stop laughing the whole time, never once saying anything remotely intelligent. Then they flirt with him and ask him if he's married, and he just twists the question and never really answers.
In reality, he's a virgin, but that's because he's physically unable to perform sexually. But that's a purely physical problem... he knows how to make girls gravitate around him like no one I've ever seen before. Of course he can't accept their offers when they try to seduce him, but for him I suppose he's happy enough just having people to party with.
The problem is, no matter how much I hang around him, I'm completely unable to reproduce what he does when I'm by myself. I try to repeat some of the things he said that made the girls go crazy. I try to imitate his body language. But I never get any kind of response. I mean, I'm much better looking and much younger than he is, but for some reason what he does works and when I do it it doesn't work. All the girls I know who know him they keep asking me about him whenever he's not around. They can't stop talking about him, like he's some kind of deity.
Do you guys have any idea what I should do? It seems the more I hang around him, the more confused I am. Why are girls so crazy about him? I just don't get it. It's like if there's some magical thing or something, that if he says something in a certain way girls react and when I say the same thing in the same way girls don't react. I just don't get it...
Somehow, no matter where we go, it ends up with scores of chicks running after us, touching him, talking to him, hugging him, etc. We go to a restaurant and everyone starts drinking and laughing and everything.
I have no idea how he does this. He's not good looking. He's fat. he's in his 40s. But it never misses. We go together to some place, and he just starts yapping on like an idiot and saying completely stupid stuff (the guy never finished high school) and every hot female in the area is drawn to him like moths to a flame. For example at some point in a bar there was a really old man there and he put a towel over the old man's head and convinced him to dance. All the girls just hang on to him and he just can't stop laughing the whole time, never once saying anything remotely intelligent. Then they flirt with him and ask him if he's married, and he just twists the question and never really answers.
In reality, he's a virgin, but that's because he's physically unable to perform sexually. But that's a purely physical problem... he knows how to make girls gravitate around him like no one I've ever seen before. Of course he can't accept their offers when they try to seduce him, but for him I suppose he's happy enough just having people to party with.
The problem is, no matter how much I hang around him, I'm completely unable to reproduce what he does when I'm by myself. I try to repeat some of the things he said that made the girls go crazy. I try to imitate his body language. But I never get any kind of response. I mean, I'm much better looking and much younger than he is, but for some reason what he does works and when I do it it doesn't work. All the girls I know who know him they keep asking me about him whenever he's not around. They can't stop talking about him, like he's some kind of deity.
Do you guys have any idea what I should do? It seems the more I hang around him, the more confused I am. Why are girls so crazy about him? I just don't get it. It's like if there's some magical thing or something, that if he says something in a certain way girls react and when I say the same thing in the same way girls don't react. I just don't get it...