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Don Juan
I'm not even trying to wife the chick up. I'm trying to hit it. I've never spent a penny on her, literally. My tactic is to get her to spend so much time with me that something is bound to happen. I already gave her the "i'm not your gay friend so don's ask for sh|t unless you're putting out speech" and she still comes around. This girl is a h0 waiting to happen and i'll be damned if i'm not the one who's gonna hit the jackpot. I'm not emotionally attached, I just want some return on my investment of time. As a matter of fact spending time with her saves me money. She buys me lunch (worth $6.50) on her dorm meal plan in exchange for $3. While we're having lunch i get to experiment and mess with her mind.