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Don Juan
I'll try to keep this as short as possible.
I few weeks ago I met this girl at a place I hang out alot. At first I thought she was an average chick but hen I began to suspect otherwise. She spends alot of time on hotornot.com and facethejury.com which I though was weird. I thought she had low self esteem or something. She had pics but refused to let me see them. Finally one day she wasn't paying attention and I walked up behind her and saw the pictures and her screenname. She was dressed hella sexy but I had never seen her that way. She always dressed in jeans or sweats when I was around. So now I'm thinking she's downlow. I was very ticked off because this girl has potential.
Well she asked me to lunch the a few days later (we'd had lunch together before). I said okay. I aksed her about her visit home and she told me everything she did. One of thethings she mentioned was plaing with her friends kids. Her best friend just had her third kid. I asked how old she was. Her best friend was 19! I told her a story about how a woman asked a guy I knew hwy he didn't have kids at 25 yrs old. She aked him what he was waiting for. The chick responds by telling me that she wants to have kids by 25 (she's 20).
During the next few lunches we talked about different things and she began telling me about the things she does when she likes a guy. I'm memorizing the checklist and she'd done them all with me. I though it was great at first. She told me that she doesn't talk about sex with guys she's interested in. She said she makes alot of jokes about it with everyone else. She hadn't talked to em about sex. Then one day a sociology student asks us to do a survey. The survey was on values. The range was 1) acceptable to 6) extremely unacceptable. The question were things about homosexuality, kissing, incest, and then we get to marriage. She marked premarital sex as 6! I'm a firm believer in "try before you buy". I'm not marrying this girl.
She came over to my cribt his weekend. As soon as we get there I turn on the tv. Of all the movies in the world, why did "The Wedding Planner" have to be on that channel at that time. We watched it. Then "The Batchelor" came on and we watched it. I'm having deja vu watching this movie because it's about a guy who's forced to marry a chick and get her pregnant. I'm taking heat as the only male in my family with the potential to pass on the family name. My cousin's kids are illegit. he anouncedhis availablity and that there was $100 million in it for him and the bride. These women began chasing him.
I'm graduating form college in May. Lately I've had all kinds of women talking to me who've never spoken in the past 4.5 yrs. Most of them are extremely religious and looking for husbands. The others are "reformed h0es" (there is no such thing). They wanna sleep around for years and ignore me then expect me to wife 'em when I graduate. Hell no! Years ago i told them that my stock was gonna rise and they should invest in their future now. They laughed. A BJ a few years back would've gone a long way. Now they want me, a man who was ignored my whole life, to settle down with them after they've had their fun. Screw that, it's my time to shine. I've been settled down my whole life. Now it's time to "wild out".
Some have gone as far as to call me a womanizer. I've never been given the opportunity to womanize. They cite that I've never been in love as evidence of misogeny. There's no point in loving when you're loving alone. For once I'm truly free. I can't be controlled through my d|ck like most men. I've gone without for so long that it really doesn't matter that they'll blacklist me. I'm free to say and do whatever I want. I don't want most of these fat h0es anyway. The freshamn 15 is now the freshman 50. They seem to think they got the coochie market locked down and we'll beg for whatever they'll offer. Not so... They've misappropriated the best thing they had going by eating themselves out of the game and letting me forget what a woman feels like.
All of you guys in college who are "losers", don't worry, you're day will come.
I few weeks ago I met this girl at a place I hang out alot. At first I thought she was an average chick but hen I began to suspect otherwise. She spends alot of time on hotornot.com and facethejury.com which I though was weird. I thought she had low self esteem or something. She had pics but refused to let me see them. Finally one day she wasn't paying attention and I walked up behind her and saw the pictures and her screenname. She was dressed hella sexy but I had never seen her that way. She always dressed in jeans or sweats when I was around. So now I'm thinking she's downlow. I was very ticked off because this girl has potential.
Well she asked me to lunch the a few days later (we'd had lunch together before). I said okay. I aksed her about her visit home and she told me everything she did. One of thethings she mentioned was plaing with her friends kids. Her best friend just had her third kid. I asked how old she was. Her best friend was 19! I told her a story about how a woman asked a guy I knew hwy he didn't have kids at 25 yrs old. She aked him what he was waiting for. The chick responds by telling me that she wants to have kids by 25 (she's 20).
During the next few lunches we talked about different things and she began telling me about the things she does when she likes a guy. I'm memorizing the checklist and she'd done them all with me. I though it was great at first. She told me that she doesn't talk about sex with guys she's interested in. She said she makes alot of jokes about it with everyone else. She hadn't talked to em about sex. Then one day a sociology student asks us to do a survey. The survey was on values. The range was 1) acceptable to 6) extremely unacceptable. The question were things about homosexuality, kissing, incest, and then we get to marriage. She marked premarital sex as 6! I'm a firm believer in "try before you buy". I'm not marrying this girl.
She came over to my cribt his weekend. As soon as we get there I turn on the tv. Of all the movies in the world, why did "The Wedding Planner" have to be on that channel at that time. We watched it. Then "The Batchelor" came on and we watched it. I'm having deja vu watching this movie because it's about a guy who's forced to marry a chick and get her pregnant. I'm taking heat as the only male in my family with the potential to pass on the family name. My cousin's kids are illegit. he anouncedhis availablity and that there was $100 million in it for him and the bride. These women began chasing him.
I'm graduating form college in May. Lately I've had all kinds of women talking to me who've never spoken in the past 4.5 yrs. Most of them are extremely religious and looking for husbands. The others are "reformed h0es" (there is no such thing). They wanna sleep around for years and ignore me then expect me to wife 'em when I graduate. Hell no! Years ago i told them that my stock was gonna rise and they should invest in their future now. They laughed. A BJ a few years back would've gone a long way. Now they want me, a man who was ignored my whole life, to settle down with them after they've had their fun. Screw that, it's my time to shine. I've been settled down my whole life. Now it's time to "wild out".
Some have gone as far as to call me a womanizer. I've never been given the opportunity to womanize. They cite that I've never been in love as evidence of misogeny. There's no point in loving when you're loving alone. For once I'm truly free. I can't be controlled through my d|ck like most men. I've gone without for so long that it really doesn't matter that they'll blacklist me. I'm free to say and do whatever I want. I don't want most of these fat h0es anyway. The freshamn 15 is now the freshman 50. They seem to think they got the coochie market locked down and we'll beg for whatever they'll offer. Not so... They've misappropriated the best thing they had going by eating themselves out of the game and letting me forget what a woman feels like.
All of you guys in college who are "losers", don't worry, you're day will come.
