i have been having unproteced sex

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because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice? where can i get some at the store that are smaller? what brands?

im sleeping with a few girls unsafe
 
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I don't see how length would matter, wouldn't you just leave more of it rolled up. Wouldn't it be a girth thing for it to fall off?

ps I call troll thread.
 

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paintballz said:
because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice?
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Try duct tape. Put on the condom and then wrap duct tape all around..everywhere. That way the condom doesn't fall off.

Then post a field report. Let us know if this works or not.
 
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It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

comic_relief
 
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comic_relief said:
It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

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Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
 

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Mr.Positive said:
Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
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:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

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comic_relief said:
:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

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You know, the duct tape condom would blow trojan's away.

We could go into business. Alpha male condoms. New ultra-duct technology...guaranteed to fit any man.
 
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joekerr31 said:
are you indian?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
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I'm not Indian but now I know where to travel to get my condoms. :(

A seven minute condom video/song and dance, from India at that!! I can die now - I've seen everything!

The video was produced/presented by a social/cultural organization - it must be part of Bill Gates/Warren Buffet's 60 billion "gift" for depopulation programs in "developing" nations - too many dark people are having babies!
 
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I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
 
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I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
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Alex Jones is my boy!!! But, this has been going on on for a few hundred years - nothing new!!!
 
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joekerr31 said:
you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
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Wohaa...I just got back from a ONS, didn't use a condom and this is the first thing I see when I log on ss.com. This is some 'Twilight Zone' sh!t. I don't know if I should cry or laugh.
 
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'Never forget me I am Nirodh, I am the condom friend ever useful to you.'


HAAHHAHA they look like some fvcking Teletubies dancing around.
 
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