I have a fetish for DUMB chicks

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Like so dumb that they will stare at their feet counting how many times they tap their feet.

These girls don't do ANYTHING. I read their faces, and I know IMMEDIATELY that if I could get her alone, I could teach her exactly how to screw me.

I like these girls because they are easy. I am a man, the easier the better. I don't like to work for what I can get for free.

What is wrong with me?

I only like these girls for sex, because that is all they are good for:D
 

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i thought i did. then i went out with HB ultra religious chick. never again.
 

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Stackthestyles said:
What is wrong with me?

Self-Esteem issues, my man. You like the dumb ones, cuz you know they won't be sharp enough to realize that you're not the man you should be. You can get away with not having to work for it...

You might want to stop taking the easy way out and actually star DOING something to attract the quality girls.
 
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nonchalant said:
i thought i did. then i went out with HB ultra religious chick. never again.
poohead, I don't get it. What was it about the HB ultra reigious chick?

THose are the kinds of girls I avoid, they are too much hassle. The dumb chicks never get out of line. They don't care about anything I do. I can lie cheat and steal, and be dishonest about it, and she won't give a fvck in any which way.
 
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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
You might want to stop taking the easy way out and actually star DOING something to attract the quality girls.
Like throwing money at them? How about flashing them my muscles? Would impressing them with dinner do the trick? I can sing and dance for them as well.

Sorry, I really am confused about this stuff these days.

Big stupid questions in my head, that could probably be answered in two sentences... I don't understand what the advice your trying to give me is though.

I can challenge myself with one night stands any time I want. I don't need an LTR. long distance relationships are out of the question... running multiple girls is all in fun...

At the end of the day though, I'd rather go home to a girl who doesn't care one way or another about me. A girl that won't nag. A girl that won't give me any problems.
 

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Stackthestyles said:
At the end of the day though, I'd rather go home to a girl who doesn't care one way or another about me. A girl that won't nag. A girl that won't give me any problems.
Here she is.... the answer to your prayers.

Slackthestyle's dream girl

She won't care, won't nag, won't give you any problems..... Guaranteed.
 
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Nah, that's a doll. What I have is more essentially a toy.

I can play games, and get things done, all under the innocent eyes of a friend with special benefits.

Don't take me wrong, she's not THAT stupid that she is limp, and dead inside and out. They are just suggestible, and there is nothing 'fun' that you don't think of around them. They don't bring up problems, they don't create problems, they are not damaged goods, they damned well could be damaged very very easily, so I have to watch my anger. I'm saying that I like DUMB girls, dumb girls who give me what I want, when I want it, without giving me any hassle.
 

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boob mass > brain mass :D

Hey i know what you mean, i used to hang out with girls like this all the time. For the same reasons as you do! They are so easy to please and don't create any problems for you...

I got tired of them though, as they weren't presenting any challenges and i really am looking for something "more". now i'm in to b!tches, i like playing with fire ;-)
 

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Well umm you know some girls can be very very fun to hang out with right ??, they see the world in a different way then your average guy friend would, some have very interesting points about certain things.

I take it you've never actually worked to get a chick thats worth the time and who's sharp enough to break the average guys player game right ??

But then again I'm one of those guys that loves the chase, the score is easy the chase is the fun part. Theres something exciting about getting with a girl who has her guards really high and looks hot, breaking through their game is awesome fun, maybe its cause I like challenges and like to work for my achievements.
 

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Stackthestyles said:
poohead, I don't get it. What was it about the HB ultra reigious chick?

THose are the kinds of girls I avoid, they are too much hassle. The dumb chicks never get out of line. They don't care about anything I do. I can lie cheat and steal, and be dishonest about it, and she won't give a fvck in any which way.

she was cute, but when i talked to her on the phone she couldn't string together a coherent sentence. that's not necessarily a deal breaker for me, if i have a good time partying with her or if she is freaky (i was hoping it was true what they say about 'catholic school girls', if you know what i mean) then i could overlook that for a dating situation, maybe not a LTR chick.

but it was way too uncomfortable having to carry the conversation all the time. she wasn't cute enough i guess. plus she turned out to be sort of a b****.
 

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Hey stack, I think you're a misogynist fvck who gets off on feeling intellectually superior, and might not be able to handle an equal. I had an uncle like you.
 

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Marlimus said:
Hey stack, I think you're a misogynist fvck who gets off on feeling intellectually superior, and might not be able to handle an equal. I had an uncle like you.
*Raises pitchfork* Here here, you hate women and your afraid of the "smart" ones.

Lets shame that sucker into embracing our "intellectual" corporate go getters, fatties, ugs and the like. THE NEW SCHOOL BABY!!! .

Sisters are doin it for themselves, standin on their own 2 feet...something something something.

"Cant handle an equal"

lol I hope Rollo is reading this.
 

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"Hey stack, I think you're a misogynist fvck who gets off on feeling intellectually superior, and might not be able to handle an equal. I had an uncle like you."

Christ man chill the fvck out.

The man just has his preference.

As we all do.

No need to insult him for it.
 

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Since WHEN women are supposed to have those advanced intellectual conversation about pretty useless stuff? Man I HATE those *political* girls who HAVE to bore everyone about *intellectual* stuff. And uh, they can't seem to let go of tangents! LOL!

That's why we ought to like dumb chicks. I keep my intellectual conversations to my MALE friends. Does that say anything?

Keep tapping a woman's intellect and I'll keep tapping their asses!
 
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