"I have a boyfriend"

Capitol39

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Jae Em, that's actually a very interesting idea--letting her think you have a girlfriend. I'm going to try this and see what happens.
 

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me-give me your number and i'll give you a txt
her-I have a b/f
me-hard lines :D, when ya brake up give me a call
 

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Her: I have a boyfriend.

Me: Would you like a manfriend instead?

:p
 

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What do you do when a girl mentions her boyfriend when you' re on a date with her?
 

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her: i have a boyfriend
me: great good for you.... it must be a great accomplishment for you. do you want me to call ripleys believe it or not?
 

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Excellent come back by you guys. Never get nervous or get disappointed (even if you are internally) give them a kick in ass with a better comeback.

Confuse them and confound them....when they try to play with u.
 

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Hey gud advice by Jae em. You have got the understanding Big Boy.

Post more you think you would like your friends to come back in this situations.
thanks
 

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a gurl from my block tried that same shyt on me so i said

HER; i have a b/f

You; You want another 1?

2 days later she tells me they broke up...
 

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two from deangelo's interview series:

her: i have a boyfriend
me: i just met you 20 seconds ago, and you're already telling me about your problems?

her: i have a boyfriend
me: i'm not interested in him, i'm interested in you
 

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Try this Nibun....


Her: "I have a boyfriend...."

You: " Mind over Matter "

Her: " Huh?....what do you mean ? "

You: " I don't MIND and he shouldn't MATTER ".
 

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She says she has a boyfriend?

Next time she says " I have a boyrfriend" try this:

Her: I have a boyfriend

You: Do you have a lot of fun with him?

Her: Why?... er... yes!

You: Well, if you had two, wouldn't you have twice the fun?



Next time she says " I'm married" try this

Her: Sorry....but I'm married!

You: I didn't hear you say "happily"
 

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Try my licks

Me: Why dont u give me ur number..I will call u every hour
Her: She laughs..I have a "boy" friend

Me: C'mon he is still a boy? You need a Man friend..call me up.. I know u will :)

OR

Me: Lets meet ..bring ur boyfriend along.. I will introduce him to my beautiful sister :)) then we can be a family

OR

Me: I am sure I am more fun than him :)

OR

Me: well thats all he can be right..just a boyfriend..I can be more than that..trust me

OR

Me: boyfriends are for girlfriends..u r a lady..u need a Man

Thats all folks..use them all rights reserved..:))
 

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Her: Erm.. I've got a boyfriend..

Me: EXCELLENT! He can make me a fry-up in the morning *big grin*
 

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Her: I have a boyfriend

You: Well yeah... But... do you have a lover?:)
 

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Her:i got a boyfriend

Me:OMG yeh me to but its a pretty open relationship

I say this with a smile on my face as a joke it always works for me. But then again im from Australia and ngirls here are way diffrent
 

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from david deangelo,

HER: i have a boyfriend
HIM: that's fine, because you probably have a ton of hot, single girlfriends, and you're going to introduce me to each and every one of them.
 
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