"I have a boyfriend" ... so what

[612_Da_Playa]

What are some of you guys' lines when a girl says she has a boyfriend?
I have a lot but they're getting old. One of mine is " Oh tell him I said what's up" lol

 

[Delta]

nothing to say really... whether it's true or not, it's a pretty stiff strong arm.

"pleasure to meet you" and walk away.

delta

 

[Ace of Flames]

What can you say? It translates into "Hell no, get away from me!" pretty much all the time. Is it even worth bothering to use your charm and wit to come up with something snappy to say on a lost cause?

 

[booster]

Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: I've heard that line before.

and then keep talking as if she didn't say it.

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

I've read on this forum this comeback

You:"So when is the wedding?"

and she'll probably say they're not even engaged or whatnot and you say "It can't be that serious,we can still have a couple of drinks"

But i don't think it's worth the hassle.

 

[hitchcock1]

i agree that it's a dead end, but if you just want a chuckle, use this line:
(i read it on these forums a while back)

"well i actually have two girlfriends, so now here's your chance to catch up to me"

 

[AngelusPUA]

I hasn't happened in a while but i use to say "really? Well that's great it's so hard for people to find someone they truly connect with isn't it?" I don't give her a chance to reply I just continue on the conversation.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

there are about 100 responses here:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=18373

 

[d9930380]

Has anyone pulled a girl after she said that?

Quite frankly I would imagine you have MORE chance if she's telling the truth. I've used the whole "I've a girlfriend" line too and it's when there isn't a chance in hell I would head back with her.

I actually like a girl when she says that because at least she's civil and quite frankly for those guys that persist you deserve what you get. Sooo many girls have allways said: "That's the problem with guys, no doesn't mean no to them unless you're a ****". Although a few girls have also said they like it when a guy doesn't give up easily (a few I've pulled). Funny that! All girls are different but I think there are degrees of no and this is a BIG one.

 

[Dayum itz jee]

You could do this:

Write down on a piece of paper your number and give it to her and say "If you want a ManFriend give me a call"

 

[Yuriy777]

Just out of curiosity, what do you do when her 6'5, 260 "boy"friend pops out of nowhere and asks what the f*ck that piece of paper was that you just handed to his girl as some of his spit lands on the top of your head?

I'd say, "It was my phone number."
I'd also probobly throw in, "...And can you cover your mouth when you're talking to me."

(Note: His spit wouldn't land on the top of my head unless he was above me or spit up for some reason.)

 

[Lifeforce]

Why would you bother comming up with a response. Two cases:

1. She has a boyfriend
2. She rejects you

In either case do you think a line will change anything? Walk away.

 

[Yuriy777]

Ok, so if you're seven feet tall you don't really have to worry about his spit hitting the top of your head. I'm just wondering how you will deal with an irrate, semi-conscious neanderthal of a boyfriend unless you're either A) bigger/a better fighter than him, or B) a law enforcement officer. I'm actually honestly curious, because this is one of the main reasons that I won't cold approach.

Well there is one of four things that I see happening:
1. :cheer: The guy gets his ass handed to him 'proper'.
2. :box: Normal fight. Both guys walk away with a black eye. ...Argument to be settled by rounds of shots (ok, maybe this isn't too likely).
3. :trouble: Guy tries to assault someone who has a CCW (or carries illegally). Bad things ensue.
4. :crackup: You get your ass kicked. Send “Neanderthal” to jail for assault and battery (and whatever other charges you can think up that would apply). Laugh when “Neanderthal” and Bubba get married :flowers: in 2008.