Ken785
Master Don Juan
I just gotta vent, I hate Black Fvckin Fridays!! Every year the same idiots come out. Can't these people realize that this day was made up by all the retail chains and blown up to be something super special when its really not??
I can't speak for other retail businesses...but I can speak for Electronics stores such as Best Buy and such...but im sure all the others work the same.
These customers are the worst. Best Buy advertises a $200 laptop this year...Whoopy dooo!! But since theres only 5 in every store...you gotta be one of the first ones here to stand in line at 4am just to get a ticket to get one! Some of you will even get there a few hours before that and camp out! For what??
Heres a secret though:
Did you know that youre really NOT getting such a great deal on most other sh!t that day?? So you save $5 on that DVD that you now "JUST GOTTA HAVE!!" that youre scrambling and pushing people out of the way for.
And did you know that the $20 dvd player thats for "sale" is worth just that?
But maybe some people are getting ready to do some bodily harm and trample some people for it...because hell...you already have 4 of them at home...but ya gotta have a deal!!! WHOO Fvckin HOO!! :crazy:
Big fvcking deal fvcker! Is it worth it waiting at 4am for?? So you can save a few dollars of "Fast and Furious" on Blu-Ray? Wait, you don't own a blu-ray player? They have plenty of those in stock on this special day of ultimate sales....But they cost $200....and you'll buy that anyway because you dont wanna miss out on a "deal".
Then comes the day after....you're at home...you have all this cr@p you bought...and realize you don't like half of it and that you didn't really get much of a deal and you couldn't afford to buy it anyway. But you've already opened it amidst all your excitement after bringing it home...but you think "What the hell...lets go back and return some!"
So then the day after Black Friday...you go back to the store to return that $200 blu-ray player and that $10 copy of "Fast and Furious" (they didnt look too clear on your old Sony Tube anyway), amongst other things you didnt really need, only to find a new line of people wrapping outside of the store to return sh!t they also don't need or realize that they didn't like.
All in all, If you're broke as sh!t, but you really need a laptop....i'd say go for it...(But I know from experience, its not such a great deal) but be early because there is a very limited supply. For everything else....just think before you buy something. Especially at places like clothing stores. Do you really need that ugly pinstriped sweater thats 2 sizes too big or are you just buying it because its "80% OFF!!"???
If you're excited and have been waiting around all year to shop on this 1 day, you either need to get up and do yourself a favor...make yourself some fvckin more money!, or you completely don't have a life and you want to join all this "excitement".
But do us ALL a favor first... I know its early, and you gotta get to the stores to wait in the cold with all the other freezing idiots, but BRUSH YOUR FVCKING TEETH BEFORE YOU HEAD OUT!!!
No customer service rep wants to tell you where that special $20 dvd player is if he's going to pass out from your horrible 5am stinky digested turkey sh!t breath.
I can't speak for other retail businesses...but I can speak for Electronics stores such as Best Buy and such...but im sure all the others work the same.
These customers are the worst. Best Buy advertises a $200 laptop this year...Whoopy dooo!! But since theres only 5 in every store...you gotta be one of the first ones here to stand in line at 4am just to get a ticket to get one! Some of you will even get there a few hours before that and camp out! For what??
Heres a secret though:
Did you know that youre really NOT getting such a great deal on most other sh!t that day?? So you save $5 on that DVD that you now "JUST GOTTA HAVE!!" that youre scrambling and pushing people out of the way for.
And did you know that the $20 dvd player thats for "sale" is worth just that?
But maybe some people are getting ready to do some bodily harm and trample some people for it...because hell...you already have 4 of them at home...but ya gotta have a deal!!! WHOO Fvckin HOO!! :crazy:
Big fvcking deal fvcker! Is it worth it waiting at 4am for?? So you can save a few dollars of "Fast and Furious" on Blu-Ray? Wait, you don't own a blu-ray player? They have plenty of those in stock on this special day of ultimate sales....But they cost $200....and you'll buy that anyway because you dont wanna miss out on a "deal".
Then comes the day after....you're at home...you have all this cr@p you bought...and realize you don't like half of it and that you didn't really get much of a deal and you couldn't afford to buy it anyway. But you've already opened it amidst all your excitement after bringing it home...but you think "What the hell...lets go back and return some!"
So then the day after Black Friday...you go back to the store to return that $200 blu-ray player and that $10 copy of "Fast and Furious" (they didnt look too clear on your old Sony Tube anyway), amongst other things you didnt really need, only to find a new line of people wrapping outside of the store to return sh!t they also don't need or realize that they didn't like.
All in all, If you're broke as sh!t, but you really need a laptop....i'd say go for it...(But I know from experience, its not such a great deal) but be early because there is a very limited supply. For everything else....just think before you buy something. Especially at places like clothing stores. Do you really need that ugly pinstriped sweater thats 2 sizes too big or are you just buying it because its "80% OFF!!"???
If you're excited and have been waiting around all year to shop on this 1 day, you either need to get up and do yourself a favor...make yourself some fvckin more money!, or you completely don't have a life and you want to join all this "excitement".
But do us ALL a favor first... I know its early, and you gotta get to the stores to wait in the cold with all the other freezing idiots, but BRUSH YOUR FVCKING TEETH BEFORE YOU HEAD OUT!!!
No customer service rep wants to tell you where that special $20 dvd player is if he's going to pass out from your horrible 5am stinky digested turkey sh!t breath.
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