I got SLAPPED!

[elemenohpee]

I was out with some friends at a club on saturday night, and we were playing a game as to who could get rejected the most times in that night.

Which meant going up to girls and just really not caring, and some of my friends actually picked up.

One incident that happened to me was, i went up to one of the hottest girls and said:

(knowing this line probably wasnt going to work anyway)

ME:''Hi, would you like to dance?"
HOTTY:"No Way!''
ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'
HOTTY: *slap*

Gee it was funny

 

[Jester FPS]

that was a jerk move..

 

[elemenohpee]

well she wasnt nice about it so i burnt her

 

[blinkwatt]

One incident that happened to me was, i went up to one of the hottest girls and said:

(knowing this line probably wasnt going to work anyway)

ME:''Hi, would you like to dance?"
HOTTY:"No Way!''
ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'
HOTTY: *slap*

Gee it was funny

Darn thats one of the funniest things I've heard letely. Thanks for brightening my day.

 

[Pink]

LoL!!

Wouldn't work if she was wearing a skirt tho *thinks*

 

[digitalrat]

Should of tried to duck, then taken her drink and threw it on her.

 

[johnmich]

lol if that happened to me i wouldnt tell anyone

 

[speakeasy]

ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'

That's actually a good comeback if she's being a b*tch.

 

[BuckwildNYC]

Yeah but the whole point was these guys were TRYING to get rejected. I thought it was hilarious. Keep it up. If you can post it and laugh about it then you are very numb to rejection which is a great thing. Something that 97.4 percent of men don't have. Enjoy..........

 

[( . )( . )]

Yeah but the whole point was these guys were TRYING to get rejected. I thought it was hilarious. Keep it up. If you can post it and laugh about it then you are very numb to rejection which is a great thing. Something that 97.4 percent of men don't have. Enjoy..........

Amen.

But next time dont ask a chick for permission to dance, thats a lesser man move, unless your 50 and from a time when chivalry meant something those days are over.

Matter of fact dont ask a chick permission for anything, even going up her ass you can word it differently.

Keep it up mate.

 

[Socialreject]

Women seem to have lost a sense of a what kind of trouble slapping a guy could get them into... sad...

But funny post ;-)

 

[speakeasy]

Tyler Durden got the **** beat out of him, but did he post about it in an online journal?

I never heard about this. What are the details?

 

[The Truth]

Amen.

But next time dont ask a chick for permission to dance, thats a lesser man move, unless your 50 and from a time when chivalry meant something those days are over.

Matter of fact dont ask a chick permission for anything, even going up her ass you can word it differently.

Keep it up mate.

Maybe in your little fantasy world of porn and kleenex, but in real life your theories don't pan out!

 

[Pink]

Maybe in your little fantasy world of porn and kleenex, but in real life your theories don't pan out!

Werd!!

Btw, i think elemenohpee is just doing that for fun!! :yes:

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

I don't know why so many people diss titman,cause he's right! You don't *ask* a girl to dance in a fvcking club, because first it's so damn loud it's stupid to ask.You either extend your arm to her,if she wants to dance she will take it,or just jump in there and do it anyway,if you get rejected laugh like a fvcking idiot and bail.Frankly i don't care if i could get more dances if i *asked*,point is it would be lost time cause they wouldn't be THAT interested in me,if she dances with you out of the blue,at least you know something is on.As for *going up her ass* it's ever worse: "hey..can i put it in your ass?" of course it *may* work but come on? you give her automatically ALOT of power.

 

[DaPainkillah]

Your style reminds me of Dr.Beard!

 

[PRMoon]

ME:''Hi, would you like to dance?"
HOTTY:"No Way!''
ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'
HOTTY: *slap*

Gee it was funny

Haha I don't care what anybody says, this is hilarious. There are plenty of girls in the world, so goofing off and cracking on some like this adds some fun to the game. It's refreshing to see someone not taking all this stuff so seriously once in a while. good show

 

[BuckwildNYC]

Haha I don't care what anybody says, this is hilarious. There are plenty of girls in the world, so goofing off and cracking on some like this as some fun to the game. It's refreshing to se someone not taking all this stuff so seriously once in a while. good show

Exactly, there is much more to the game then just getting sex...........it's called FUN!!!!! Some of the most fun I've had is NOT getting laid. Getting rejected or making a girl feel stupid can be some funny shyt. If you can't enjoy yourself and have a few funny stories to tell then what's the point.

 

[Suckaazzclown]

I was out with some friends at a club on saturday night, and we were playing a game as to who could get rejected the most times in that night.

Which meant going up to girls and just really not caring, and some of my friends actually picked up.

One incident that happened to me was, i went up to one of the hottest girls and said:

(knowing this line probably wasnt going to work anyway)

ME:''Hi, would you like to dance?"
HOTTY:"No Way!''
ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'
HOTTY: *slap*

Gee it was funny

Props to you for pullin that off homie!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

That was funny, but it was a GREAT neg! Keep doin it playa. You already a step above a lot of us. You got balls! Keep yo sh1t tight and you'll be all right.

 

[Wiesman44]

Hahahah, that was awesome man. Good job.