So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
This is actually a field report from last night... My friend is a 24 year old virgin... he's never even had a gf in his life.
Lessons learned : Every setback usually holds within it the key to an even greater reward. (Quoted from "Think and Grow Rich " Napolean Hill)
I was going to the club last night with a couple people for a fundraising party for the local university chearleaders. We got the boot because the guy that was the ride forgot to leave his phuckin weed in the car. There was 4-5 girls for every guy in the place (untill we left, when a bus load of guys rolled in).
We got to a nearby restaurant to meet with other friends... there's two girls sitting with them HB (6-8) and NHB (3-4). HB was with her BF, she was hugging and stuff. NHB was sitting next to me, and so I started talking to her. She told me some conflicting stories, and was clearly interested in me... (she asked me if I was single... I had to hold back from shuddering)
Then, HB ended up sitting next to me, we had been trading glances the whole time that she was there... and her BF left. She was rolling her chair from side to side, and in doing so her hand touched mine. I glanced at her, she raised her eyebrows momentarily and smiled... then she did it again, so I grabbed her fingers for a moment.
Me : Isn't that your bf over there?
Her : No... I'm single.
We kept talking about random topics, and eventually we were getting ready to leave. We all were going in separate rides, I was guessing to find the next place to party...
Me : I want your number in case we get split up...
her : How about you come in our car.
My friend had to come with because he left some stuff back at my place... he and NHB had been flirting also...
So, the four of us drove around the city for about an hour racing cars and all... finally we parked. NHB did not shut up about d!cks and how horny she was, and everything like that... HB and I locked eyes, and I knew it was now or never. I went in for the kiss... after about 20-30 min of making out, we started driving again (NHB was doing the same with my friend).
So, we get dropped off at my place, and the two hopped into my friends car, me and HB went at it for a while in the car (somehow we never thought of just walking into my place... good thing cuz the place was not 'chick ready')... about two hours later, the sun was starting to rise, and we each went our separate ways...
Unfortunately, the woman doesn't have a phone at the moment, so I had to give her mine... I dunno if she'll actually call.
Lessons learned : Every setback usually holds within it the key to an even greater reward. (Quoted from "Think and Grow Rich " Napolean Hill)
I was going to the club last night with a couple people for a fundraising party for the local university chearleaders. We got the boot because the guy that was the ride forgot to leave his phuckin weed in the car. There was 4-5 girls for every guy in the place (untill we left, when a bus load of guys rolled in).
We got to a nearby restaurant to meet with other friends... there's two girls sitting with them HB (6-8) and NHB (3-4). HB was with her BF, she was hugging and stuff. NHB was sitting next to me, and so I started talking to her. She told me some conflicting stories, and was clearly interested in me... (she asked me if I was single... I had to hold back from shuddering)
Then, HB ended up sitting next to me, we had been trading glances the whole time that she was there... and her BF left. She was rolling her chair from side to side, and in doing so her hand touched mine. I glanced at her, she raised her eyebrows momentarily and smiled... then she did it again, so I grabbed her fingers for a moment.
Me : Isn't that your bf over there?
Her : No... I'm single.
We kept talking about random topics, and eventually we were getting ready to leave. We all were going in separate rides, I was guessing to find the next place to party...
Me : I want your number in case we get split up...
her : How about you come in our car.
My friend had to come with because he left some stuff back at my place... he and NHB had been flirting also...
So, the four of us drove around the city for about an hour racing cars and all... finally we parked. NHB did not shut up about d!cks and how horny she was, and everything like that... HB and I locked eyes, and I knew it was now or never. I went in for the kiss... after about 20-30 min of making out, we started driving again (NHB was doing the same with my friend).
So, we get dropped off at my place, and the two hopped into my friends car, me and HB went at it for a while in the car (somehow we never thought of just walking into my place... good thing cuz the place was not 'chick ready')... about two hours later, the sun was starting to rise, and we each went our separate ways...
Unfortunately, the woman doesn't have a phone at the moment, so I had to give her mine... I dunno if she'll actually call.
I wish I could get my friends to "take one for the team"