I got chub.

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I remember reading a post Roosh made on his blog a while ago about no matter if a chick isnt HB 8-9 if she passed the "chub" test then thats a good sign.
I have to agree with this.

In the building I work there are some hot chicks, unfortunately not on my floor but on other floors. They walk around in their business attire with stone cold faces and are about as approachable as radio-active leaking nuclear powerplant.
However one chick who is no more than HB 6.5 (although she doesnt wear much make up and could probably improve a point if she did - but does have a slim figure, friendly cutish face and long hair) who has been on to me about quitting smoking.

She caught me having a cig outside the office building this morning and was onto me in a friendly banter asking me when am I going to give up etc.
Well as she was talking to me I got a chubby. As we were talking I was envisioning sliding into her nether regions then pulling out and blowing my mustard all over her face.

I probably won't persue this as I can envision difficulties with banging a chick that works in your office - but still, there is something to be said about being attracted to chicks that are not 'classical' beauties.
 

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Zunder said:
They walk around in their business attire with stone cold faces and are about as approachable as radio-active leaking nuclear powerplant.
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Hilarious!

Zunder said:
As we were talking I was envisioning sliding into her nether regions then pulling out and blowing my mustard all over her face.
Geez, thanks for the visual.
 

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Slickster said:
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Hilarious!



Geez, thanks for the visual.
Ha ha, I guess the point I was making is that unlike when I was 20 and I'd crack a woody over any semi-decent looking chick, my wood-cracking is now more discerning....her conversation skills, the way she acts, the positive vibes can bring on a semi even if she isnt the greatest looking.
 

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In my experience this happens to me when I am getting vibes that I have a better than 50/50 shot at banging the girl I am interacting with and she is pushing the right buttons in the way she is interacting with me. The interaction has an overt sexual overtone.

Could be whats happening here.
 

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st_99 said:
In my experience this happens to me when I am getting vibes that I have a better than 50/50 shot at banging the girl I am interacting with and she is pushing the right buttons in the way she is interacting with me. The interaction has an overt sexual overtone.

Could be whats happening here.
I think you are right. She was playing with her hair and looking straight at me, changed subject from smoking to asking how work was going blah blah/
It was at about this time I started chubbing.
 

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st_99 said:
In my experience this happens to me when I am getting vibes that I have a better than 50/50 shot at banging the girl I am interacting with and she is pushing the right buttons in the way she is interacting with me. The interaction has an overt sexual overtone.

Could be whats happening here.
In my experience this is precisely what is happening here. You are simply digging this chick.

The is the same affect a DJ should be having on a woman.
 
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