PVSSY-EATER
Banned
Okay guys, let me break my entire situation down so that you guys can understand what I am saying. I have no problem getting girls numbers. Usually, when I get them, I make them laugh and its really straight to the point, where I will say, what s yo name, write yo number down so I can hit you up. And thats it! 7 out of 10 times, this always works. But, and gentlemen, I am not lying when I say, every fvcking girl flakes out on me on the telephone. Heres what I would say on the phone:
Me: What up...this Nykky? (In my ****y and funny voice)
Her: Yeah...who is this?
Me: Who is this? (its like I am asking her like how dare you ask me who this is....but in a joking tone) A look....is this that girl I was dancing wit in the club Saturday.
Her: Yeah.
Me: A look....I am about to roll out to(wherever...usually I will say to get something to drink, smoke, or most times I will say to the bowling alley)...roll wit me.
Her: (Makes some dumb azz excuse)
Me: (Usually I will laugh it off then offer tomorrow....and she will give me another excuse...then I would just hang up)
My question is....is my tone the problem? Should I be more serious instead of ****y and funny...or what is it? I know this is a numbers game, but guys listen, I would stack up on numbers. For example, I might go out to the club one night and come home wit 10 phone numbers, and they all flake out on me. Now listen to this, I have these girls calling me now, that I met online, but they have never seen me yet, but every girl says I sound really sexy on the phone. My best bet, is that if these two girls would see me or something, they would not call me often anymore...because I had situations like this in the past...where the girl liked me up until she seen me. I dont dress all high fashion. I am black, so I will wear a white t shirt, timberlands, some black jeans, and thats it. I always smell nice and my clothes looks fresh. If ANYBODY can tell me what the hell has been going on in my life for the last 21 years, I would highly thank you for it.
Me: What up...this Nykky? (In my ****y and funny voice)
Her: Yeah...who is this?
Me: Who is this? (its like I am asking her like how dare you ask me who this is....but in a joking tone) A look....is this that girl I was dancing wit in the club Saturday.
Her: Yeah.
Me: A look....I am about to roll out to(wherever...usually I will say to get something to drink, smoke, or most times I will say to the bowling alley)...roll wit me.
Her: (Makes some dumb azz excuse)
Me: (Usually I will laugh it off then offer tomorrow....and she will give me another excuse...then I would just hang up)
My question is....is my tone the problem? Should I be more serious instead of ****y and funny...or what is it? I know this is a numbers game, but guys listen, I would stack up on numbers. For example, I might go out to the club one night and come home wit 10 phone numbers, and they all flake out on me. Now listen to this, I have these girls calling me now, that I met online, but they have never seen me yet, but every girl says I sound really sexy on the phone. My best bet, is that if these two girls would see me or something, they would not call me often anymore...because I had situations like this in the past...where the girl liked me up until she seen me. I dont dress all high fashion. I am black, so I will wear a white t shirt, timberlands, some black jeans, and thats it. I always smell nice and my clothes looks fresh. If ANYBODY can tell me what the hell has been going on in my life for the last 21 years, I would highly thank you for it.