A few weeks back my car,a Jetta, was egged badly and it stained my driveway. Now I found out it was some 19 year old loser at work. Now he doesnt know that I know, but revenge is inevitable. I dont care that he egged my beater car,its a matter of respect and that he stained my dad's driveway with eggs. He will be getting his license and a car at the end of the month,"Do onto others as you would have do unto you" I think is in line. What is possible recourse for his actions? I dont want to get cops involved in any of this,I just want to teach him to respect others.
I found out who egged my car!
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if his car is parked in the driveway, here are a few annoying pranks that will teach him a lesson, but are not too harsh at the same time:
smear his windshield and side and back windows with vasoline intensive care
stuff a banana in his exhause
take 3-4 empty soup cans, fill them with rocks. then duct tape them closed over the top. poke a hole in the side of the cans to run string through. string them together, and tie to the bottom of the guy's car. make sure the cans are tossed way under the car so it's not visible...but he'll be sure to hear the noise once he gets the car going...the cans will drag on the ground and make a helluva lot of noise.
crack open his gasoline lid and pop some marbles in the space between the gas lid and the actual tank lid. they will make an annoying sound.
take a **** on his hood. literally. or scoop some dog **** off the sidewalk and onto his car. or pee on it.
put wads of pre-chewed gum on the door handles. or put a few tacks pointed in the right direction.
slide under his car with a skateboard...do this in the morning or before whatever time you may think he'll be headed out. when he approaches the vehicle and you are under the car, grab his leg...and proceed to make him fall on the ground. crawl out from under the car and whoop his ass. i guarantee this will scare the **** out of him.
have fun. and please be responsible. i do not advocate breaking the law or any of the aforementioned pranks. those were for entertainment purposes only. i cannot be held liable for anything you do, or anything bad that happens to you.
smear his windshield and side and back windows with vasoline intensive care
stuff a banana in his exhause
take 3-4 empty soup cans, fill them with rocks. then duct tape them closed over the top. poke a hole in the side of the cans to run string through. string them together, and tie to the bottom of the guy's car. make sure the cans are tossed way under the car so it's not visible...but he'll be sure to hear the noise once he gets the car going...the cans will drag on the ground and make a helluva lot of noise.
crack open his gasoline lid and pop some marbles in the space between the gas lid and the actual tank lid. they will make an annoying sound.
take a **** on his hood. literally. or scoop some dog **** off the sidewalk and onto his car. or pee on it.
put wads of pre-chewed gum on the door handles. or put a few tacks pointed in the right direction.
slide under his car with a skateboard...do this in the morning or before whatever time you may think he'll be headed out. when he approaches the vehicle and you are under the car, grab his leg...and proceed to make him fall on the ground. crawl out from under the car and whoop his ass. i guarantee this will scare the **** out of him.
have fun. and please be responsible. i do not advocate breaking the law or any of the aforementioned pranks. those were for entertainment purposes only. i cannot be held liable for anything you do, or anything bad that happens to you.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
Respect is earned.
What the hell did you do to him, to make him egg your car? I'm sure this isn't just something that "happened". He obviously doesn't repect you, and there has to be a reason. I'd be leary that if you pulled one on him, he'd get you back and then the cycle would continue.
If you did nothing to deserve this, I'd confront him. fvck revenge. Grab your balls and get in his face.
What the hell did you do to him, to make him egg your car? I'm sure this isn't just something that "happened". He obviously doesn't repect you, and there has to be a reason. I'd be leary that if you pulled one on him, he'd get you back and then the cycle would continue.
If you did nothing to deserve this, I'd confront him. fvck revenge. Grab your balls and get in his face.
The only thing I have done to him is not given him a ride home from work. I drive a Porsche and he smells,I dont want him to stink it up. I did nothing,his house was egged awhile back and they guy who did it admitted to him that he did it,but that wasnt me and I had nothing to do with it. The guy just has issues,parents dont love him,no dad etc. so that is his excuse to hate everything. People confront him all the time about stuff,he doesnt care its just a matter of him hating everything.The Bad Ass Canadian said:
By the way,he egged my Jetta outside which doesnt even start,boy he showed me.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Why not just confront him and punch him in the face. Pretty sure he wont look your direction after that.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
you have a porsche and a jetta that doesn't start?
That's kinda like saying I own a mansion and an outhouse.
By retalliating, wouldn't you be concerned that he does something to the Porsche?
That's kinda like saying I own a mansion and an outhouse.
By retalliating, wouldn't you be concerned that he does something to the Porsche?
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
Dude, take those disposable lighters (make sure it's full with fuel) and leave it sticking out of his tail pipe a couple inches.. Then take a piece of wood, and slap the lighter all the way in there... When it gets all hot inside, he'll hear a *boom*.. There goes his muffler.. If you want, you could even slap up 2 lighters in there..
The best part is it doesn't happen instantly, takes a short while so it'll prolly happen when he's driving... He'll be like "wtf!?"
There is a ****load of things you can do to this guy... Just remember, you are the one resposible for your actions..
The best part is it doesn't happen instantly, takes a short while so it'll prolly happen when he's driving... He'll be like "wtf!?"
There is a ****load of things you can do to this guy... Just remember, you are the one resposible for your actions..
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If you are really pissed, go buy a can of DOT5 brake fluid. Pour over his hood. Laugh the next day as all the paint is stripped off.
S1NN3R
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A) That's not going to do any damage to the muffler since when a lighter blows up it's makes a lot of noise, but doesn't actually have much force.NeonBase said:
B) It would be blowing up in a MUFFLER. Odds are he wouldn't even hear it and it's not going to freak him out.
Create Reality
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Those are all great ideas guys KEEP THEM COMING!!!!!
S1NN3R
Master Don Juan
Not really. There are plenty of cheap crappy Porsches, 914, 924, 928, 944, even old 911s are pretty horrid cars when you get past the rich boy legends and look at the actual cars. Saying you have a Porsche doesn't automatically mean you're cruising around in a $179K GT2.The Bad Ass Canadian said:
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
I heard that idea from my dad's co-worker... He could have been blowing the story out of proportion when he said that the muffler blows up..S1NN3R said:
Just go for the sugar in the gas tank if he doesn't have a lock on his gas cap... Or shoot holes in the windshield of his car with a BB gun.. it's a couple houndred dollars to replace if he replaces it.. Have you and your buddies slash his tires in the parking lot..
But you gotta remember.. this dude just egged your ****ing car... Might not wanna cause too much damage.. Revenge is one thing, but give him what he deserves and not much more.
S1NN3R
Master Don Juan
A lighter isn't a good concussive device because it's flash point is rather high, exhaust gasses that far back might not even light the fluid. It will pop, but it will most likely just be the pressure escaping as the plastic melts. Things that explode do so the best when an internal force overcomes the container's structural integrity. Blowing up a ligher is done by weakening the integrity of the container, thus allowing relatively low pressure gas to escape. We used to throw boxes of disposable lighters into the fires that bums would make out of barrels under bridges. The fire would melt the plastic, the fluid would rush out and ingite. Big fireball, but no concussive damage.
Depending on where you live and what the traffic enforcement devices are like, you should steal his license plate for a night and run all of the red lights that have cameras. Then he gets multiple tickets sent to his house. He won't have to pay for them because when they review the photos, it won't be his car, but he'll still have to deal with going down to the courthouse to take care of it. Do it in a cheap rental car so there won't be photos of your car doing it.
Or if you know he's going to be out of town for a day or more, put his plate on a car and park in no parking spaces all day long.
Or if he has hubcaps, stash a bunch of fish fillets behind the cap. In a few days his car will reek, and gods help the next person who takes that cap off.
If you're mechanically inclined and have access to his unlocked car, wire the horn up to one of the turn signal lights. Every time he makes a left turn, beep beep beep beep. Drive him bonkers.
If his gas cap doesn't lock, buy one of the cheap locking caps at AutoZone. Install. Enjoy.
Take a screwdriver, remove his rear plate light (or if you want to be a real jackass, cut the wiring harness going to said light). He probably won't notice that it's out until he gets pulled over for it. Extra points if he has a warrant and goes to jail. You just made the streets safer.
Most cars made in the last 15 years or more have a fuel cut-off switch that is activated by a hard impact (so if the car is in a wreck, fuel doesn't get pumped all over the place. Research the type of car that he has and where this switch is. In most of the cars that I owned with this switch, a solid thwack with the heel of my hand right in the area of this switch was enough to activate it without causing any external damage. He gets in, car won't start, and trust me, it's that last thing anyone would ever think to look for if their car won't start. Be ready to sprint out of there in case he has an impact sensing alarm, as it will likely go off as well. Works best of you know someone with the same type of car as the target so you can find out if it works properly, as certain cars might not be as vulnerable to this.
Hang (on his side mirror or door handle) a bag of Turtle Wax products with a card saying something about "Free Promotional Gift Pack" Everybody likes free stuff, right? Problem is, unbeknowst to him, you mixed two tablespoons of gritty sand into his Liquid Wax formula (two tablespoons is enough to get the effect without thickening the mixture suspiciously). He pours on wax, rubs vigorously, and viola!, swirl mark and scratch city.
Wrap toilet paper around his exhaust manifolds and leading pipes (the parts furthest forward, closest to the engine, in case you're not familiar with auto terminology). After a minute of driving or so, those will flash and produce copious amount of smoke from under the hood (however, there is a chance that an older, greasy engine will continue to burn after the TP is all gone, so I don't really recommend this, he could lose the whole car or possibly be injured).
Many older cars (60-70s) have the front seats attached by nuts which are accessible from under the car. Remove the front two, and when he accelerates, the seat will flex back, creating quite an "oh sh!t" moment for him (somewhat dangerous, if the rear seat bolts were to break as he was accelerating onto the highway or something, and he ends up in the back seat while traveling 60MPH, also not recommended due to the danger to others).
If accessible, pull all of his spark plug wires, or switch their locations on the distributor cap. Car no starty starty, call mechanic. Pay towing charges and at least an hour labor to a shop to get it going again (unless he his mechanically inclined).
I have dozens more, but I'm sure my liability is high enough already without getting into the really dangerous ones....
Depending on where you live and what the traffic enforcement devices are like, you should steal his license plate for a night and run all of the red lights that have cameras. Then he gets multiple tickets sent to his house. He won't have to pay for them because when they review the photos, it won't be his car, but he'll still have to deal with going down to the courthouse to take care of it. Do it in a cheap rental car so there won't be photos of your car doing it.
Or if you know he's going to be out of town for a day or more, put his plate on a car and park in no parking spaces all day long.
Or if he has hubcaps, stash a bunch of fish fillets behind the cap. In a few days his car will reek, and gods help the next person who takes that cap off.
If you're mechanically inclined and have access to his unlocked car, wire the horn up to one of the turn signal lights. Every time he makes a left turn, beep beep beep beep. Drive him bonkers.
If his gas cap doesn't lock, buy one of the cheap locking caps at AutoZone. Install. Enjoy.
Take a screwdriver, remove his rear plate light (or if you want to be a real jackass, cut the wiring harness going to said light). He probably won't notice that it's out until he gets pulled over for it. Extra points if he has a warrant and goes to jail. You just made the streets safer.
Most cars made in the last 15 years or more have a fuel cut-off switch that is activated by a hard impact (so if the car is in a wreck, fuel doesn't get pumped all over the place. Research the type of car that he has and where this switch is. In most of the cars that I owned with this switch, a solid thwack with the heel of my hand right in the area of this switch was enough to activate it without causing any external damage. He gets in, car won't start, and trust me, it's that last thing anyone would ever think to look for if their car won't start. Be ready to sprint out of there in case he has an impact sensing alarm, as it will likely go off as well. Works best of you know someone with the same type of car as the target so you can find out if it works properly, as certain cars might not be as vulnerable to this.
Hang (on his side mirror or door handle) a bag of Turtle Wax products with a card saying something about "Free Promotional Gift Pack" Everybody likes free stuff, right? Problem is, unbeknowst to him, you mixed two tablespoons of gritty sand into his Liquid Wax formula (two tablespoons is enough to get the effect without thickening the mixture suspiciously). He pours on wax, rubs vigorously, and viola!, swirl mark and scratch city.
Wrap toilet paper around his exhaust manifolds and leading pipes (the parts furthest forward, closest to the engine, in case you're not familiar with auto terminology). After a minute of driving or so, those will flash and produce copious amount of smoke from under the hood (however, there is a chance that an older, greasy engine will continue to burn after the TP is all gone, so I don't really recommend this, he could lose the whole car or possibly be injured).
Many older cars (60-70s) have the front seats attached by nuts which are accessible from under the car. Remove the front two, and when he accelerates, the seat will flex back, creating quite an "oh sh!t" moment for him (somewhat dangerous, if the rear seat bolts were to break as he was accelerating onto the highway or something, and he ends up in the back seat while traveling 60MPH, also not recommended due to the danger to others).
If accessible, pull all of his spark plug wires, or switch their locations on the distributor cap. Car no starty starty, call mechanic. Pay towing charges and at least an hour labor to a shop to get it going again (unless he his mechanically inclined).
I have dozens more, but I'm sure my liability is high enough already without getting into the really dangerous ones....
Ah someone knows some history on Porsches,I drive a Boxster by the way. Im impressed many dont even know of GT2s. I think I will just hold the pin the valve stem cap to release the air in his tire,it will cost him more time wise.S1NN3R said:
S1NN3R
Master Don Juan
A buddy of mine has a GT2 ClubSport with intake, exhaust, flashed computer, and a few other things. It's about 600 to the wheels. Now he wants to put twin GT35s on it, like it's not fast enough as it is. Goofball won't track it though, he's worried about rock chips or other damage, so he bought a supercharged S2000 to track. What's kinda sad is I can take his S2000 down around a curcuit with his DINAN M5. Not saying much for the dedicated sports car when the family sedan can beat it. Even my stock M5 gave the S2000 a serious harassing around our local road-course.
But I'm getting way off-topic here....
But I'm getting way off-topic here....
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
S1NN3R the fish gag is hilarious. I've got to say that it's one of the top auto jokes to pull on some one, especially out here in the mojave. 5 dollars, a trip to Albertsons and 106 degrees equals instant and horrifying stink!
Speaking of GT2's did you see the one that executive has at the venitian has? I didn't know they came in yellow?! It looked aight but i'm still keeping an eye out for your friends. I just got a turbo on my celica but it still sucks. I even had the fuel managment system upgraded but it just doesn't have any balls. It corners like a champ but leaves alot to be desired for speed.
Speaking of GT2's did you see the one that executive has at the venitian has? I didn't know they came in yellow?! It looked aight but i'm still keeping an eye out for your friends. I just got a turbo on my celica but it still sucks. I even had the fuel managment system upgraded but it just doesn't have any balls. It corners like a champ but leaves alot to be desired for speed.
