i feel like a pimp

[CORVETTE06]

i was at the club and this hot hb9 walked passed me

i grabbed her hand , smiled, and started dancing with her without even saying anything..

while we were dancing she asked me what my name was. i told her. then i looked into her eyes and told her 'i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now'. next thing you know, we were making out...right on top of a girl who i used to like but she stopped talking to be for an unknown reason. that was an extra bonus

that felt pimp

btw, i got the line "i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now' from that pickup artist tv show that was on mtv.

 

[Gustav Yavo]

lol, congrats man!
Get her number? gonna meet up for sex?

 

[CORVETTE06]

no her boyfriend came and took her away

 

[sexy_kuta]

no her boyfriend came and took her away

hahahah sluts!

 

[Ken785]

no her boyfriend came and took her away

dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...

 

[j0n024]

dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...

lol all that means is they are insecure pieces of sh1t that we call "AFC's" do we not? I use to be jealous and overprotective of my girl but now I dont care , there is to much stress over something as stupid as that especially since WE KNOW that girls are flakes and slvts.

 

[Lord Shinra]

no her boyfriend came and took her away

:crackup: :rockon:
I love doing that to borefriends.

Just watch out for the fists.

 

[SayWord?]

you aint no damn pimp

pimpin aint easy

 

[3countriesPlan]

pimps aren't even cool... but what you did was..nice

 

[the_absolute]

Real simple and useful words:

"Are you here with someone".

Use them.

 

[shaunuk]

lol..as the old saying goes, I don't know whether to laugh or cry..so I'll just laugh