"I expect to be wined and dined"

[The Daddy]

What do you say to a woman who says that?

The Daddy

 

[MetalFortress]

"Well, I expect to be sucked, and you can expect to be f*cked and chucked, so as long as we're clear on that."

 

[cA^]

ROFL

That is class!

 

[The Daddy]

It may be funny but its some hot chick online and I want to meet up with her. However, I don't know whether I should confront her about her expectation or just ignore it, get a date and go from there.

 

[SevenOne9]

Ok... just because the chick is hot gives her the right not to hear that?

 

[KarmaSutra]

I had a chick tell me something similar to that once. I told her I'd cram a cheeseburger down her throat then clutter up her butter gutter.

That's what I expected . . .

 

[almost perfect]

Originally posted by The Daddy
It may be funny but its some hot chick online and I want to meet up with her. However, I don't know whether I should confront her about her expectation or just ignore it, get a date and go from there.

come on guys because she was born good looking she clearly has a right to be lavished in fine foods and have money thrown at her. don't confuse this kid with jokes.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

if you spit that line at her she'll probably laugh like we did. if she doesn't then who'd want her anyway, she's an uptight golddigger *****.

 

[SevenOne9]

Originally posted by MetalFortress
"Well, I expect to be sucked, and you can expect to be f*cked and chucked, so as long as we're clear on that."

Genius.

I'm gonna use that line one of these days...

 

[The Daddy]

Hmmm, I was hoping for something a little more subtle!

 

[locarius]

"Awww thats cute"

Thats my default like for ****tests.

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Originally posted by The Daddy
What do you say to a woman who says that?

The Daddy

Say, alright then, and take her to Macdonalds.

 

[Desdinova]

Her: I expect to be wined and dined
DJ: And I expect you to pay for both our meals

Say, alright then, and take her to Macdonalds.

Yeah, just don't tell her where you're going. Keep it a surprise. if she starts b1tching when you get there, get back in your car, drive off, and leave the b1tch there.

 

[The Daddy]

Just found out she is 7 years older than her online age and she has two kids too.

 

[Desdinova]

So that's why she wants you to feed her, she's too goddam poor to feed herself and her kids.

I still say, take her to Mc****s and dump her off if she starts b1tching. It'll be a good lesson for her.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Re: Re: "I expect to be wined and dined"

Originally posted by Don Juanabbe
Say, alright then, and take her to Macdonalds.

hahahaha :crackup: 4real though get a blindfold over her eyes and drive her there, then go inside and when you get to the front of the line take the blindfold off so she can hear: "Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order" That will be pretty funny and it should lighten things up, and so they dont feel left out get her kids 2 happy meals that will score major brownie points. :woo:

 

[00Kevin]

yeah I agree with the mc donalds move. Don't be come her tampon. Take charge of this situation and do something that shows her that you are in charge.