I don't think my ****y and funny is either Help MetaPhysical!!!!

[Pugsley_f5]

Hey Metaphysical,


I figured you could help me with this... I have several girls Ive met thru the net that I have been trying out my ****y and funny and neghit skills on....

The Only Problem is they always seem turned off by it, and figure that I am being mean to them and don't find it the least bit attractive.....not sure what I need to change....but this may give you some insight into my mentality, help me out a bit......


turbopugsleyLX: hey cute stuff
ncbarbie26: hi
turbopugsleyLX: what u been up to dont call a boy toy anymore?
turbopugsleyLX: or im i should say
ncbarbie26: whhat??!
ncbarbie26: you totally confused the **** out of me
turbopugsleyLX: lol haha
turbopugsleyLX: how
ncbarbie26: i have no idea what u said
turbopugsleyLX: what u mean?
turbopugsleyLX: how do you have no idea what I said it makes perfect sense


(cause she takes like 4 mins to respond)

turbopugsleyLX: girl do you have like all but one finger on ur hands
ncbarbie26: yeh
ncbarbie26: i only have one finger
ncbarbie26: im sorry
turbopugsleyLX: I can type faster than that with my freakin tongue
turbopugsleyLX: *imagine that*
ncbarbie26: no, im just doing other things
ncbarbie26: and this laptop is flat and hard as hell to type on w/o making typos
ncbarbie26: you dont really press the keys
ncbarbie26: you like
ncbarbie26: idk
ncbarbie26: nevermind
turbopugsleyLX: *and you have one finger*
ncbarbie26: why the hell do you bother talking to me anyway if you;re just going to be sarcastic and/or put me own and/or talk about your dates?
turbopugsleyLX: what?
turbopugsleyLX: You know you like my sarcasm
turbopugsleyLX: and I havent put u down
turbopugsleyLX: and when have I talked about my dates that you havent asked, you were more intersted in them than I was lol
ncbarbie26: :-(
turbopugsleyLX: why u puttin up a fuss?
ncbarbie26: i dont know
ncbarbie26: it sounded like a good idea
turbopugsleyLX: To who?
ncbarbie26: when does the next game start?
ncbarbie26: baseball sox game that is
ncbarbie26: 8?
turbopugsleyLX: IDK
turbopugsleyLX: havent kept up with it
ncbarbie26: oh
turbopugsleyLX: So why u all fussy?
turbopugsleyLX: you ok?
ncbarbie26: it sounded like a good idea
turbopugsleyLX: u tryin to jerk my chain'
ncbarbie26: no im trying to jerk my **** b/c this turns me on like hell
ncbarbie26: yeh baby
turbopugsleyLX: Now thats what Im talkin BOUT!!!
turbopugsleyLX: =-O
turbopugsleyLX: lol haha
ncbarbie26: eight inches baby, you know you LOVE It
turbopugsleyLX: are u tryin to tell me something here she-male?
ncbarbie26: nope
turbopugsleyLX: I always knew you were tryin to seduce me
ncbarbie26: yeh
ncbarbie26: politics
ncbarbie26: *sigh*
turbopugsleyLX: I can see right thru your motives
turbopugsleyLX: you want to play a game?
ncbarbie26: u can?
ncbarbie26: vote nader. k?
turbopugsleyLX: verbal game
turbopugsleyLX: vote Nads. k?
turbopugsleyLX: vote Nads. k?
turbopugsleyLX: lol coincidence in wording
turbopugsleyLX: *right wing nut job*
ncbarbie26: im not voting nader
ncbarbie26: im voting
ncbarbie26: Kerry
ncbarbie26: afterall
ncbarbie26: i WAS named after him
turbopugsleyLX: Im voting Nads
ncbarbie26: o ok
turbopugsleyLX: are u voting nads?
ncbarbie26: no
ncbarbie26: Kerry/edwards
ncbarbie26: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turbopugsleyLX: The only reason your voting that is cause its ur name
ncbarbie26: am not
ncbarbie26: why would i vote for Bush?
ncbarbie26: maybe when im a millionare
ncbarbie26: ill vote republican
turbopugsleyLX: Cause you have one....
ncbarbie26: but since im poor
turbopugsleyLX: I vote nads cause I have them
ncbarbie26: i shall not.
ncbarbie26: but
turbopugsleyLX: you vote bush cause welll.....you know
ncbarbie26: you could vote **** chaney
turbopugsleyLX: haha
ncbarbie26: for the same reason
turbopugsleyLX: 'lol
turbopugsleyLX: thats a good one
ncbarbie26: they make tshirts that say that
ncbarbie26: Bush and **** - the way god intended
turbopugsleyLX: you think ur clever
turbopugsleyLX: lol
ncbarbie26: oh but i am
ncbarbie26: Vote democrat - who ever heard of a good piece of elephant?
turbopugsleyLX: I dont want a good piece of elephant
turbopugsleyLX: id rather have a good piece of ASS
turbopugsleyLX: lol
ncbarbie26: see
ncbarbie26:
ncbarbie26: hence why youd vote DEMOCRAT!
turbopugsleyLX: nope sorry
turbopugsleyLX: I am going to be a millionaire thats why im voting it
ncbarbie26: oh
ncbarbie26: going to be
ncbarbie26: or are?
turbopugsleyLX: going to be
turbopugsleyLX: Im mentored by one right now
ncbarbie26: oh
ncbarbie26: well how does that help you now
ncbarbie26: if you're not one
ncbarbie26: it will help your mentor
ncbarbie26: what are you part of
ncbarbie26: the big brother program?
turbopugsleyLX: no
turbopugsleyLX: I part of an apprenticeship program
turbopugsleyLX: I am an entreprenuer apprentice
ncbarbie26: oooooooh
ncbarbie26: im um
ncbarbie26: nothing
turbopugsleyLX: uhhh
turbopugsleyLX: girl what are u sayin
ncbarbie26: im just in school.
turbopugsleyLX: hs?
ncbarbie26: md
ncbarbie26: middle school
turbopugsleyLX: right
ncbarbie26: 8th grade
turbopugsleyLX: sure
ncbarbie26: yup
ncbarbie26: im not very smart
turbopugsleyLX: *well I know that*
turbopugsleyLX: lol j/k
turbopugsleyLX: you ride the short bus to school
turbopugsleyLX: ?
ncbarbie26: no
ncbarbie26: my mom drives me
turbopugsleyLX: So where are you gonna take so that I can find out if youre real or just some middle school kid or fat gay guy sitting behind a pc thats pretending to be a woman?
ncbarbie26: huh?
ncbarbie26: where am i gonna take
ncbarbie26: u have horriible grammer son
turbopugsleyLX: ncbarbie26: u have horriible grammer son
turbopugsleyLX: thats an oxymoron
ncbarbie26: grammar*
ncbarbie26: typo
ncbarbie26: not grammatical error
turbopugsleyLX: horriible*
ncbarbie26: still
ncbarbie26: at least you can read what i say and comprehend it
ncbarbie26: you skip words or something
turbopugsleyLX: Cause I have blondovision
ncbarbie26: blondovision
ncbarbie26: w t f
turbopugsleyLX: I can read in between the lines
ncbarbie26: well i cant
turbopugsleyLX: so are u gonna throw more oxymorons or answer the question?
ncbarbie26: i dont know what the question is
ncbarbie26: it didnt make any sense
ncbarbie26: and didnt have a question mark
turbopugsleyLX: So where are you gonna take me so that I can find out if youre real or just some middle school kid or fat gay guy sitting behind a pc thats pretending to be a woman? <- and see yes it does have a ?
ncbarbie26: you added ****
ncbarbie26: i know you did b/c all it said before was
ncbarbie26: where are you gonna take
turbopugsleyLX: yeh I added a me
turbopugsleyLX: and theres no other errors
turbopugsleyLX: you made 2 errors in 4 words lol'
turbopugsleyLX: are u gonna answer the question or am I going to have to never talk to you again
ncbarbie26: who cares
ncbarbie26: you have like a million other women apparently
turbopugsleyLX: looks like u need to catch up:-D
ncbarbie26 is away at 6:21:56 PM.
turbopugsleyLX: u hobo

Auto response from ncbarbie26: busy! :-(

ncbarbie26 returned at 6:23:09 PM.
turbopugsleyLX: well.
turbopugsleyLX: ....
ncbarbie26 is away at 6:24:02 PM.
ncbarbie26 signed off at 6:24:21 PM.
ncbarbie26 signed on at 6:34:53 PM.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

heres what ahppned 20 mins later when she came back on



ncbarbie26: im sorry
ncbarbie26: a girls gotta eat
turbopugsleyLX: u should be
ncbarbie26: i made spagetti and meatballs
ncbarbie26: :-D
turbopugsleyLX: no excuse
ncbarbie26: sorry
ncbarbie26: it was yummi eitherway
ncbarbie26:
(I was very brisk with this)

turbopugsleyLX: I g2g
turbopugsleyLX: bye
ncbarbie26: okay
ncbarbie26: bye

*Sign off*

 

[So Many Ways]

Come on man, you're not at war with her here. Get her on the phone. At some point you have to build rapport and establish some sort of connection. I'll say more later.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

WORST.

CONVERSATION.

EVER.

IN.

THE.

ENTIRE.

HISTORY.

OF.

MANKIND.

 

[Gipper]

I think you went astray with...

"several girls Ive met thru the net"

You don't "meet" girls thru the net. You meet girls by walking up to them and initiating a converation. Try it. It's fun.

Gipper

 

[uniassign]

C&F rarely works on the net because it depends so much on your tone of voice, your body language, your facial expression and your personality.

Now on the net, you are communicating PURELY with words, she has to interpret the tone and other subtly of your words herself. Depending on her mood, she can interpret it as funny, creepy or whatever.

Unless you have met the chick in person and has used C&F on her previously, you better stay on the safe side and not use C&F, especially on chicks you just randomly chat up.

However, C&F over email on chicks you have met previously work wonders.

 

[Julian]

net pimping is corny.


that is all.

 

[So Many Ways]

OK, where do I start?

You made so many mistakes here. First off, when using C&F on the net, or actually, if you're talking to a woman on line using chat, you want to come off as smooth. If you use ****y and funny, use it in a flirtatious manner.

Your post on the other hand came accross to me as childish and argumentative. You were the opposite of smooth, instead you look like a jackass here.

Next time you're online, try to have just a normal conversation, then work in some flirtatious comments here and there. I would back off completely from what you're doing here, which is absolutely abysmal.

 

[MindOverMatter]

See, this is something every net junkie needs to read. If you don't have game in real life first, you wont have any online. Instead of going for the easy way out, and trying to sound cool over some lame IM, go out, approach, get numbers and make sh!t work.

 

[King Rat]

I second the live approach.
Get out, practice the C&F on the women, and most importantly, HAVE FUN with it YOURSELF. One of the most important things I learned here... it's NOT all about them. The only one's feelings or reactions you can control is your own.
Funnily enough, that was a real relief to learn...

 

[jakethasnake]

This is so retarded. I give your effort a THOUSAND THUMBS DOWN. Why? Because your 'sarge' was done in CYBERSPACE. That is not a real sarge. Gayus to the Maximus.

 

[Walden]

The reason youre not f***ing her is cos she's a 50 year old man named Steve typing to you from his mother's basement.

 

[Cleatus VanDamme]

"mentored by a millionaire??" WTF?

 

[PocoDiablo]

Ouch, that was one of the most painful reads I have ever seen. Sorry.

1. You were not funny.
2. You were WAY too serious
3. You were talking about POLITICS?
4. You acted desperate (boy toy, 1 finger, jerking (sex), where you going to take me) which drove her away.

And, of course, you did this all over the 'net. I would only use the net to get ONE thing - a date. Or at least a phone number to make a date.

For the record I gave up trying to meet women over the net years ago and have had much better success.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

LOL you guys crack me up

Giovanni that was hilarious!!!!!

Walden more of the same!!!!

Well guys this isnt just me being desperate, I am doing DJ Bootcamp right now (my journal is in discussion forum) I have been going out of my comfort zone, I had no ties to this girl, I just wanted to try some things out and see how far I could push her, and also kinda get my C+F wings, Since my personality is one where I am not a very witty person and usually pretty serious so this C+F thing is very weird to me also I wanted to exp on her cause when i try to be witty in person with someone my mind goes blank with what to say......

So I wanted to use this as a exercise to try and pull stuff out of context while we were talking on aim and kinda get a witty state of mind about me,It helps a bit.............Shes like a 6 so not attractive at all thats why I wanted to use her.

Thansk for the responses, even though some of them can bite the truth only makes u stronger.

 

[Walden]

I don't mean to bag the newb bro , and you handled me and Jake hazing you pretty well. Good form.

Welcome to the boards.

Your actual C+F was okay.
Practice y'know.

 

[Big Pappy]

Your mind goes blank because you are trying to be something you are not. You are trying to come off as some smooth operator and she's reading right through it.

She is on the computer, at home bored out of her cheese. She is what I call a dull Jane. She will type anything in, just to keep herslef from rremembering that she has nothing better to do. Notice that when something came up - suppertime - she just went and ate. Not, later, or gotta go - just went and ate.

If you are going to experiment, try typing the entire word, no short hand. IDK - I don't know? The way you two type, it's hard to tell what's a typo and what's an acronym.

Work on your live game. Why waste time being a keyboard jockey - sooner or later you have to go live. Then what?

Girls are easy to talk to. You just mention something about something in your common geographic area. If you find that women aren't helping you to have a conversation, you look at your watch and say - "Shyt! I forgot! I have to go!" And you leave. Then you find someone else.

Go to the mall and pretend to be unable to find a store. Ask an older, uglier chick. Notice how much easier it is to talk to her. Then work your way towards a hottie.

 

[Metaphysikal_Lover]

ok, your problem is that your not intune with the girl. You don't know how far to push. You would do better just being yourself and forget the c&f shyt.

It works for some but not for others and this is a prime example.

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by Pugsley_f5
LOL you guys crack me up

Giovanni that was hilarious!!!!!

Walden more of the same!!!!

Well guys this isnt just me being desperate, I am doing DJ Bootcamp right now (my journal is in discussion forum) I have been going out of my comfort zone, I had no ties to this girl, I just wanted to try some things out and see how far I could push her, and also kinda get my C+F wings, Since my personality is one where I am not a very witty person and usually pretty serious so this C+F thing is very weird to me also I wanted to exp on her cause when i try to be witty in person with someone my mind goes blank with what to say......

So I wanted to use this as a exercise to try and pull stuff out of context while we were talking on aim and kinda get a witty state of mind about me,It helps a bit.............Shes like a 6 so not attractive at all thats why I wanted to use her.

Thansk for the responses, even though some of them can bite the truth only makes u stronger.

That's it right there. Your personality isn't one of being very witty. Mine is so I can do it and pull it off.

If you don't have the gift of making people laugh then stick to more of being yourself.

shyt, I can't seem to clear the firefox browser of the stored screen name player supreme.

 

[comote]

I personally have done the online chat thing only once. It did not appeal to me. Maybe I would do it with someone I know in real life but we shall see. That said.
You are forcing it, the best ****y and funny isn't about trying to think of something funny or ****y to say. The best ****y and funny comes out when you just let yourself go. Those little funny comments that creep into your mind, just fvckin say them, ime they get the best response. Being funny is 95% TIMING, your chat shows no sense of timing. Just a bunch of lame jokes strung together. A lame joke works wonders, if the TIMING is right.
Another point is you spend part of the chat defending yourself. I say don't bother defending yourself or your ****y and funny. Instead challenge her to pinpoint when you have said something that crossed the line. If you have picked on her correctly she will be unable to pinpoint any particular instance in which you crossed the line.
Question, why on earth where you still on when she came back 20 minutes later?