I don't know, maybe some guys weren't cut out for this

speakeasy

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It's 9:15, sunday night. I decided to go grab some tacos down the street. I'm wearing flipflops, some workout shorts and a grey tshirt. I go hit the down button on the elevator. I could hear some people were in it laughing coming down. The door opens and BAM. The woman of my wildest fantasies. Latin/Spanish looking, her face about a 9, huge boobs looking like they were going to bust out her shirt, nice voluptuous curvy figure, ass for days, stylish. She's in there with a friend heading down to their car. They seemed tipsy and were laughing and giggling. They asked me which was the ground floor, I said the button "UG", they asked what that means and I said "upper garage" and they said, well what does "LG" button mean, and I said "lower garage", they were acting all drunk and giggly. And I said, "ah, they confused you guys, huh?" And at that time, the door opened and they said "bye" and I'll probably never see them again for the rest of my life. I got off on the floor below where they got off, feeling AFC as all hell.

I was like a deer stuck in the f*cking headlines. Damn, I hate situations like this. I mean damn, what do you when you just run into the girl of dreams out of nowhere. I mean, the damn elevator opens and it's like, right there, last thing you were expecting. There's never any hotties visiting this building. And I only had the time it took to go one floor down the elevator to do anything. I couldn't think of any C/F to say, or anything that might make them continue talking. And to think there are dudes out there probably no better looking than me who would've been able to get those chics to talk and might even have them up in the room making out with them instead of sitting on f*cking sosuave.net right now. Sh*******t!!!:cuss:
 

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****, now I just thought of what i should've said...

"I've never seen you lovely ladies around here, where are you coming from", they'd have probably said, "oh our friend so and so is having a party upstairs", and I could've been like, "why don't you come to my place next time I'm having a party". Then got the digits. F*ck!@#!@$! Damn I'm not a dumb guy, but I am so slow when it comes to thinking on my feet in these situations.
 

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Don't worry about it, Dude. We're all slow when it comes to thinking quickly in those situations. That suave s.hit is for the movies.
 

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They asked me which was the ground floor, I said the button "UG"
UG. That's where all the ugly people live..you don't want to go there.
LG is for liquor and girls.. I think that's your stop!
 

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D!ck Ramsey said:
UG. That's where all the ugly people live..you don't want to go there.
LG is for liquor and girls.. I think that's your stop!
Hahaha! :D
 

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Move to a more 'target-rich' environment.
And stop complaining over some random encounter dude.
 

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Ever seen the elevator scene in Harold and Kumar? at least you didn't say "Sure got a lot of baggage".
 

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Holland said:
Move to a more 'target-rich' environment.
And stop complaining over some random encounter dude.
agree, and thats what practice is for. You go out and pratice the process so then when you encounter these situations you know exactly what to do.
 

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It really is a numbers game. I was at a bar, on a french island. I had studied french for 6 years so I decided to use it to talk to some french girls. 3 Girls barely gave me the time of day, negative bl,etc.. It was really discouraging. The same thing happened the next night.

The night after that I tried to dance with a couple girls at the "yacht club"and they said no! and pushed me away. The next night I hooked up with a girl and got head on a yacht. Moral of the story: It is a numbers game, don't give up. Try to improve every day.
 

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speakeasy said:
They asked me which was the ground floor, I said the button "UG", they asked what that means and I said "upper garage" and they said, well what does "LG" button mean, and I said "lower garage", they were acting all drunk and giggly. And I said, "ah, they confused you guys, huh?" And at that time, the door opened and they said "bye" and I'll probably never see them again for the rest of my life. I got off on the floor below where they got off, feeling AFC as all hell.
Ever seen that scene from the 40 year old virgin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U020vw5vL8

If you got nothing then ask them to answer their own questions, its better then doing nothing.

Girls: so which is the ground floor?
You: which one do you think it is? take a chance.
Girls: blah blah giggle giggle

Girls: What does UG means?
You: What do you think it means?
Girls: blah blah giggle giggle

Girls: what does LG means?
You: what do you think it means?
Girls: blah blah giggle giggle

There are many ways you could have spun a good convo after you reverse it back to them.
 

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Funny clip DJD. And good advice as well.

Speakeasy was just answering their questions logicly, that's why it went absolutely nowhere.
 

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fwiw, if you are a fan of American football, the expression about the position of cornerback is that a guy has to have a short memory. One mistake is a touchdown for the other team, and if they smell blood, the qb will keep passing at the same cornerback. Getting down from past mistakes, no matter how horrible, destroys a guy's ability to play cornerback. You have to forget about the past in order to play well in the present. Getting girls is the same way.
 

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LOOL if that would have happened to me i would have laughed about it the rest of the day.

don't take stuff that seriously, life is fun when stuff like that happen.

i remember when once i went to the mall with semi dirty clothes, hair all messy just to watch a movie. well it had to be on that day that the mall was reeking of hot chicks, and i couldn't help but laugh since it was so ironic.
:D
 

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Did something similar today... I was going to get my mail and this really beautiful girl who I haven't seen around here before walked by and smiled at me and said "Hi"... I tried to say "Hi" back but for some reason my voice was really quiet (my voice seems to disappear for some reason when I'm nervous), I don't know if she even heard me :(
 
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