Had a date this weekend. In order to be mysterious like women say they like, I told her that I'd meet her in a dark alley behind the restaurant we were going to. Since picking her up or meeting her at the actual restaurant would be so predictable and boring, and women hate boring.
And to be spontaneous (which is something else women say they like), I told her I'd meet her anytime between 8-9pm and for her just to wait in the alley until I got there.
Sometime between 8-9pm I snuck up behind her in the alley and scared the bejebus out of her, since I heard women also like an unpredictable guy. When she started crying I realized that I had established my alpha-male status, which women also love.
To remain mysterious, during our meal I was vague and distant to the questions she was asking to get to know me better. And when the check came I stiffed her with it and made her pay the whole thing since I heard women don't like to feel like the guy is paying her way.
I then drove her to the nearest bus stop so she could catch the last bus home, but as she was leaving she said she didn't think a 2nd date would be a good idea.
What happened?
And to be spontaneous (which is something else women say they like), I told her I'd meet her anytime between 8-9pm and for her just to wait in the alley until I got there.
Sometime between 8-9pm I snuck up behind her in the alley and scared the bejebus out of her, since I heard women also like an unpredictable guy. When she started crying I realized that I had established my alpha-male status, which women also love.
To remain mysterious, during our meal I was vague and distant to the questions she was asking to get to know me better. And when the check came I stiffed her with it and made her pay the whole thing since I heard women don't like to feel like the guy is paying her way.
I then drove her to the nearest bus stop so she could catch the last bus home, but as she was leaving she said she didn't think a 2nd date would be a good idea.
What happened?