I can't walk

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grinder said:
You know what the "real" Dj's will say though (and this is mean): "Bitach, if your half the pimp you say your are then your b*tches are wiping your ass and bringing your supper...just lay there and let them suplicate to you...".

Hey I had sex while crippled, and there are guys on here with two good legs that don't know what a naked woman looks like. Cripple sex is alot of work and I would not suggest it because my one good leg is really tired/ weak.
 

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Titanium said:
With the proper flow velocity, you should be able to p*ss out the window.
LOL that cracked me up
 

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SELF-MASTERY said:
Hey I had sex while crippled, and there are guys on here with two good legs that don't know what a naked woman looks like. Cripple sex is alot of work and I would not suggest it because my one good leg is really tired/ weak.
Let see, we've got:

1) Make-up sex
2) Rebound-sex
3) Cripple-sex

Hope you didn't have the fourth:

Pity-sex

Still better than NO-sex.
 

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SELF-MASTERY said:
I fked up my ankle over the weekend and I'm stuck at home sitting on my ass, can't drive my manual shift car, I have to crawl up and down the stairs, last night i had to piss in a bottle because I couldn't hop to the bathroom, then I dropped my piss bottle on the floor and had to throw baking sodaa on it to keep it from stinking. fk this + I have what feels like the flu. This is my best week ever.

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thanks for listening
Ever heard of hopping?
 

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MetalFortress said:
Ever heard of hopping?
i've been hopping around the house all week, but now i just roll in my office chair. I should be back in action in a few days... I have cabin fever.....
 
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