I can't f*ckin believe this sh*t!!!

BxPrince24

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DAMN YOU!!!....

Today was supposed to be the day man. It was right there in front of me... Sweet poon pie... ready to be f*cked... Why oh why?

I made her orgasm twice by hand, now when it's time for Jr. to do his job, he doesn't want to wake up! f*ck me!!! Damn! I was so tired today, and she starts getting in the mood while I'm about to fall asleep.

Could have been the fact that I was tired? Or was it more like me not being aroused because I'm used to f*ckin porn? Has porn cursed me?!?!?! Damn it! lol

Seriously though, I couldn't get it up. I don't think I was really in the mood either, I wanted to sleep. I tried to get it up, it didn't work. She tried to get it up, still didn't work. She was butt nekkid waiting for it, even gave me a handjob to warm me up, but it wouldn't stay up long enough.

Damn. that's 3 times now it has gone wrong. She's still very much into me though and she knew I was tired before hand. It still sucks...
 

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body builders use cialis when they are on steroid cycles...if stuffs gettin that bad you might wanna keep alittle on hand for situations like that
 

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In HS the first time i was about to screw i couldnt get it up... and its a horrible cycle, where you get nervous, panic, sweat... it was bad.... All it took was a highschool booze party about 4 beers and i was all calm and ready to go... and that was it
 

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I mean, it's not like I can't get it up. I just couldn't get it to do so earlier today when the moment called for it. Though i'm sure if I was watching porn that wouldn't had been the case.
 

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I would leave the porn alone dude... get the goods from real deal not digital on a screen.... Dont masterbate that much. If that doesnt stop your erection thing try using a chinnese finger trap on your d!ck that'll keep it steady... lol! Never had a problem with that. I pitch tents in my pants all the time if I dont masterbate like every other day or get some lovin' I think my semen builds up too fast or something like a week and a half or 2 weeks and I can practically fill a sperm bank :woo:
 

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haha bro you make my day too interesting... wtf do you mean by pitching a tent... and true when im on all these weight lifting suppliments i basically can fill a 20 oz bottle with my little guys
 

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Originally posted by DonMEgaHoss
I would leave the porn alone dude... get the goods from real deal not digital on a screen.... Dont masterbate that much. If that doesnt stop your erection thing try using a chinnese finger trap on your d!ck that'll keep it steady... lol! Never had a problem with that. I pitch tents in my pants all the time if I dont masterbate like every other day or get some lovin' I think my semen builds up too fast or something like a week and a half or 2 weeks and I can practically fill a sperm bank :woo:
I haven't masturbated for about a month, until yesterday. I'm gonna leave the porn alone. hopefully things will go a lot better, and I'm gonna get some of that ginseng for a backup.
 

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Sounds like performance anxiety. It's 100% in your head. Mister happy ultimately obeys the brain, and if the brain is sending him mixed signals, he just shuts down.

It probably just came down to having anxiety about the sexual encounter. It's a downward spiral because having this problem will just give you more anxiety about the next encounter, and so on.

You cure the cause of the anxiety, and you cure the problem.
 

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This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Pitching a tent= boner in pants... It looks like a circus tent!

Like when nasa did that crash with the probe with calculation in feet and the distance was in meters! Focker crashed
 

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haha whatever you say bro... btw mines measured in yards
 

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Mines The longest Yard! like the movie
 

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Performance anxiety! Don't listen to KBJs telling you it's the p0rn, masturbation or this and that. At your age, physical things like that shouldn't be a factor.
 

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you're probably gay. next time have her eat a hot dog while you're sexing her up and see if that gets you aroused.

J
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Originally posted by GirlCrazy
Sounds like performance anxiety. It's 100% in your head. Mister happy ultimately obeys the brain, and if the brain is sending him mixed signals, he just shuts down.

It probably just came down to having anxiety about the sexual encounter. It's a downward spiral because having this problem will just give you more anxiety about the next encounter, and so on.

You cure the cause of the anxiety, and you cure the problem.
This is 100% true. Porn my ass, there are guys that watch porn 10 times a day and still get it up. Porn and masturbation is like playing tennis against a wall (thank you american pie). God knows this isn't going to stop you from playing just as hard (hehe) and even harder in a real game. Hell there are days when I'm fvcking horny as hell and masturbate like 4 times before I can get a fvck buddy over, and I still get it up.

This happened to me the first time I had sex dude (well tried). I went to get a condom and when I came back my **** was fasssttt asleep. Couldn't get it up for my life. Then she was like "ok lets not do that, we can just make out". Then, once the pressure was lifted, I felt it coming back. I didn't expect the sex to happen this time so it took the anxiousness off my shoulders and alowed me to relax enough to get a woody.

So the moral is dude, don't stress about it. If you think about it over and over and stress over it then it is bound to happen again. Next time just be like "I'm gonna fvck the sh*t outa this chick no matter what" and get into the right attitude and your **** will follow what your brain is saying.
 

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Originally posted by joekerr31
you're probably gay. next time have her eat a hot dog while you're sexing her up and see if that gets you aroused.

J
Ha Ha... so f*ckin NOT funny. If I were gay then I'd be with some f*ckin dude now wouldn't I? But I'm not so shut the f*ck up. I have 2 choices in life, be with a girl or be without, being with a guy aint one of them.

Maybe it was performance anxiety. While we had our clothes on and she was grinding me, I was solid as a rock. But after getting her off and getting ready to f*ck I got the condom out but I couldn't get it up. I had to pee aswell so I went and used the bathroom and while in there I imagined a nice phat booty riding me then I managed to get it up and get the condom down. But by the time I went back to go and bang her it was down.

Earlier in the day when we were chilling I was telling myself, I hope she doesn't plan on doin anythin today because I'm extremely tired (I didn't get enough sleep the night before), so i pretty much wanted to go home and sleep. I just really wasn't in the mood to begin with. I was about to fall asleep and she started kissing me, etc.. then got me up enough to get everything else going.

I'm going to go to a korean store and get some of those smal bottles of ginseng, incase I face this problem again.
 

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I never had a problem with my boy, i am 32 and can orgasm twice without him falling asleep.

3 times?
maybe you have a problem.
 

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Originally posted by joekerr31
you're probably gay. next time have her eat a hot dog while you're sexing her up and see if that gets you aroused.

J
LOL!!!!:D
 

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meh, i had this problem. i couldn't focus when we were about to do the deed. I just spent one night getting completely comfortable with her body and mine. like four hours of just fooling around with no expectations. Now i am totally comfortable with her and have no problems. Maybe the same thing is in order? Plus its super fun.
 
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