kody_starr
Don Juan
- Joined
- May 28, 2009
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I am increasingly alarmed by they physiognymy of the average American. Wherever I go as a matter of fact, I see all about me semi-humanoid forms with:
1. massive, floppy watery chins, which cannot be distinguished from their necks,
2. blubbery breasts, whether they adorn the male or female anatomy,
3. waistlines which remind one of the equator of a small planet,
4. and jiggle fo' shizzle whenever and wherever such specimens walk (if they can manage such a feat).
If I didn't know better, I'd say that humans had been breeding with an alien race resembling Jabba the Hut. It's almost as if age, race and gender distinctions are being erased as the American, half-human half-Jabba interbred species begins to melt into a fatty blob slithering along the roads, and stuck in battery powered scooters and various powered transports.
This catastrophe makes even the mediocre, semi healthy female appear to be a holographic approximation of Pamela Anderson, and these vastly overrated females seem to evoke a desperate reaction among us American men reminiscent of a desperate lunge by single moms trying to placate their darling spoiled brats by smashing and grabbing and lunging for 75% off teletubbies on Black Friday.
The fatness epidemic must end. Why must America endure this? Is a move to Canada or Europe or Asia necessary to find a decent supply of fit tail?
1. massive, floppy watery chins, which cannot be distinguished from their necks,
2. blubbery breasts, whether they adorn the male or female anatomy,
3. waistlines which remind one of the equator of a small planet,
4. and jiggle fo' shizzle whenever and wherever such specimens walk (if they can manage such a feat).
If I didn't know better, I'd say that humans had been breeding with an alien race resembling Jabba the Hut. It's almost as if age, race and gender distinctions are being erased as the American, half-human half-Jabba interbred species begins to melt into a fatty blob slithering along the roads, and stuck in battery powered scooters and various powered transports.
This catastrophe makes even the mediocre, semi healthy female appear to be a holographic approximation of Pamela Anderson, and these vastly overrated females seem to evoke a desperate reaction among us American men reminiscent of a desperate lunge by single moms trying to placate their darling spoiled brats by smashing and grabbing and lunging for 75% off teletubbies on Black Friday.
The fatness epidemic must end. Why must America endure this? Is a move to Canada or Europe or Asia necessary to find a decent supply of fit tail?
