I am Alpha

[iamnobody]

I mentioned earlier that she was out of town. She was scheduled to come back monday afternoon and I would see her after I got out of work. I had done some work to her car today (Without it, coming to see me would be kind of difficult!) and mentioned to her that it'll cost her for the parts I purchased. I told her nein on the labor costs.

Lots of stuff happened today. I'm pretty close with her family so I took her younger brother and daughter out for ice cream today and to give her car a test ride after fixing it. I had a lot of errands to to and ended up getting home at 11:15pm tonight. She told me while I was running around that she had a surprise for me. I couldn't think what it could possibly be, but I was a patient man, I can wait. It's only a day anyway, right? wrong!

We were texting back and forth about random stuff. I asked her when they planned on leaving and she said she didn't know. I mentioned casually that it might be good to find out so she would know what time to wake up. Either way, after this convo was finished and I came home, I opened the fridge to grab something quick for dinner. Today had been a long day and I was hungry, thirsty, tired, but still enough energy to push through and get all this stuff done. I needed to make dinner, eat, finish setting up my music room, re-organize my bedroom, clear out the living room, work out and shower...all in an hour and a half! - That's what I told her. My first clue was her response "You wont do it" she said. I just thought she needed to have more faith in me...but she had plans...other plans. Does anyone else get the idea that this girl plots?

Anyway...after guzzling down some purposefully watered down cranberry grape juice, I threw some music on, switched the fan on high and I'm hustling away putting away stuff in between reps, organizing my music room, and just getting things done. As I was getting ready to head in the shower there was a knock on the door. My neighbor had just come in about 10 minutes ago and I'm figuring it's a little late and I must be keeping the poor guy up with my music. I said "just a minute" as I scoured the drawers looking for a pair of shorts as I stood there without any clothes on. Somehow it took me much longer than I anticipated to find a pair of shorts...especially since I just put them away not half an hour ago.

So I found a pair and head to the door. I got to open the door, but switched the lights on for my back porch, peeked through the blinds and who was standing there? Well...it was not the neighbor.

I opened the door in shock. I proceeded to pick my jaw up off the floor. There was this gorgeous young woman in a loose fitting mellow colored dress with a sweet potato pie and a smile that melts the heart of a man who couldn't love Jesus standing in front of him. We hugged each other as I was still in shock. "but you were supposed to be-"
"I know", she said with a smirk. "The look on your face was completely worth it"

I picked her up and we hugged again for a bit; after which I invited her in. We talked for a little about what happened and basically, she just really missed me and wanted to see me. She came back into town and went home just long enough to get in her car and drive her to see me. According to her, her mom caught a glimpse of her and said hi, she said "hey mom!" and just continued on her way out the house.

We were sitting on the couch talking casually, no sexual innuendos on my end, however...I did think how easy it would be to get in her dress (no crossdressing fag homo sh!t). A few moments passed and she climbs over on top of me...She said she wanted a hug...

...Well, of course I wont tell her no. She knows what she wants and how to get it. If you want a hug, from a guy, you climb onto him wearing your skirt, while he's wearing a pair of shorts, right!?

As we held each other, things started getting a little warm. I'd kiss her on her neck as she playfully nibbled on my ear. Our vocal conversation became much about nothing as our subliminal messages take over. This is the beauty in having two conversations at once with the same person... ( She just sent me a text as I'm writing this-I'll mention what it said in a bit). As she continued her lap dance, she said she'll have to leaving momentarily ( I took this as her telling me she can't wait any longer). I was getting harder as she was gyrating on top of me. Her a$$ was soft, plush and felt perfect. All I could think was how I wanted to slide my hard c*ck into this gorgeous woman.

In 2 seconds, my entire demeanor changed! I've resisted her long enough and now she's begging me! She's begging me to fulfill her fantasy and I will wait no longer. My animal instincts took over and my muscular arms picked her up and made way for my hands to get between us. I then discovered in this moment, she was wearing nothing but a thong underneath this dress...

Next update tomorrow-

You're training to write the sequel of Fifty Shades of Grey?

 

[MrNiceGuy23]

This is probably the most hilarious thread I've ever read, kid comes on the sight and in two weeks has become a master DJ? You're a beta faggot, 3 weeks is not enough time to get over your ex and handle the situation like an alpha, especially since it seems you dated for awhile based on your posts. She's using you, you take her places, do things with her, and you probably wipe her butt for her. When she finds a man who is actually alpha, you'll be posting on here again about how to get her back.

 

[MrNiceGuy23]

Translation of thread:

"I'm Alpha guys trust me! Today I took her little brother out for ice cream and fixed her car for her and helped her mom clean out her armpits. I know exactly what I'm doing I'm in control guys! I had sex with her four times in one night! By the fourth time I was lasting a whole 43 seconds! She loves my jackhammer guys! I don't love her I'm just using her cause I'm Alpha, anything she wants I get her because that's how in control I am, I can pretend to be AFC beta faggot and waste money, time and energy, but still be Alpha!"

You are a joke.

 

[Dalshtröm]

I am for him. Look at all the so called move-oners. Spending the 60 day challenge thinking about her every single day. I am saying that those who are fighting his attraction and feelings towards a specific persons, this person will be very much in tense and will be thinking about her all the time.

And then compare it to him. He had so string feelings just like any just broken up, but he went in smoothly and now, after just a week or two, he no longer has the strong feelings for her s he had when broke up. Now, thee is not a single person who goes through the 60 day hallwnge without thinking if the girl every sinke day. Can you not see your enemies existence in your head? And in this case, the girlfriend is the enemy you are trying to get rid of, away-from.

Now, he simply loved his girlfriend very much. That's why the trouble with moving on. In the modern world, love is very much seen as an alpha trait. Back in the days it was simple: man eat bear, man bring bear home to his woman and child. Man then ****s as many woman as he can provided to. It was simple that day. But in modern world, I got bored of writing so I will just stop here.

 

[Justin Time]

Well, still alive and kicking over here. She's away for the weekend, but things have just been...shall I say...getting better? Aside from getting better, not much has changed. We still hang out. She still comes over. She admits to going to a website about celibacy. She told me of all her conversations there. We joke about how much of a failure she is at keeping to it. The works.

Man the other night was ridiculous. She was here...just hanging out and went to use my shower. She said she was hungry so I said I'd whip something up. I'm a pretty damn good cook - her words - so I started making her some chicken. Good jerk chicken while she enjoyed a hot shower. I hear the bathroom door open and as I look over, she walks out in one of my towels I had given to her earlier. I had gotten out the shower about a half hour before she got in and was standing over this hot stove and she just walked right over and started blowing me....


Now, I'm next to a hot stove (heating coils, no open flames) and it's on high..as high as it'll go, since that's how I have to cook it...constantly flipping and monitoring...and she's kneeled down in front of me swallowing me whole while massaging the jewels. At that moment, I had to contemplate what the heII to do. I could let the food burn or turn off the stove and have at her, or I could tell her to leave me so I can finish cooking.

Well, Justin Time is no punk b!tch. I stood there and took that ******* like a f*cking man!


...while flipping chicken on the hot stove. God it was f*cking amazing! I felt like I just had my hand in the skillet working the spatula to avoid burning anything. She then stops and walks away. You know what? I'm not gonna chase after her. I'm gonna make her feel like she has to earn the right to have this cwk in her mouth. I stayed right next to that mo-frea-king skillet! I made that chicken look so goo-

she was back blowing me again! Her lips were so soft and full. Such smooth engagement if this bj was a car it'd be a 9 spd automatic.

By this time her towel was falling off and she stood up and turn around. She has the most beautiful rear end you've never seen on a lotus. she's 108 pounds soaking wet, and a lot of that's in the back.


She leaned on me and I was so hard I thought I was gonna bust out of my skin. She pushed that back up against me and imitating how she would thrust my dck inside her if I was. by this time the spatula had left my hand and that food was gonna have to burn cuz I'm not about to hold back at this point.

I started feeling up on her, her tits, her ass, that nice tight pvssy and boy was she wet. I Slipped my dck between her buns while rubbing her **** from the back and she was loving it. I could feel her dropping that initial play-hard-to-get resistance and falling into me. I eventually slide it inside her and her pvssy swallowed up that dck like winter's glove.

I grabbed her tits with both hands while she leaned forward and I pounded her from the back. MY tongue was in her right ear, then slipping down to her neck and then her lips. We made out as I thrusted harder and faster into heaven like a ROCKet ship. She moaned and begged for more. She was begging me not to stop, not to pull out. I grabbed her hips and kept giving to her hardcore till I was just about to blow...

...Then I stopped. Anyone care to guess what happened after?

 

[Sofomore]

Damn this is so entertaining and cringeworthy. I love it when people are so blinded by their ego that they can't take a step back and look at how ridiculous they sound. I'd love to meet this "alpha" in real life. If anything you are far from it.

 

[Justin Time]

Damn this is so entertaining and cringeworthy. I love it when people are so blinded by their ego that they can't take a step back and look at how ridiculous they sound. I'd love to meet this "alpha" in real life. If anything you are far from it.

HAHA, you obviously don't know the meaning of Alpha. Get a dictionary, buddy.

 

[DonGorgon]

alpha is based on the percentage of women that are sexually attracted to you .. any man with an over 50% Fvck rate is alpha these days cause things are sooo hard for most men

 

[Justin Time]

It's been a while...a looooooooooong while...or so it seems. I bet some people here would like an update.

 

[compleks]

Haha, apparently not.

This was mildly entertaining though.

 

[Justin Time]

It's amazing the turnaround on this board. People don't last too long I guess .