How would YOU react to a woman slapping you across the face?

[HeadLightsOn]

Spit ?

LOL, brilliant.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

This is probably what would happen:

 

[SgtSplacker]

Within a second just pop her right back.

 

[Alvafe]

It obviously depends on the situation. However, have you ever considered how you would react if a woman were to slap you all of a sudden? Let's assume she found out you're spinning other plates or she gives you the "I want to be exclusive" talk and you don't comply. It's evident that you can't assault her back (even though she just did) because the legal system is biased against men. You would probably get yourself thrown in jail, where you would do a lot of thinking. So why not do it now?

Take a moment and think, what would you do? And what would be a scenario likely to happen for you? Not short responses--this is real talk.

chances are she will miss because I would pull, I had this with a guy trying to hit my face and one trying to slap me, in both cases I pulled and he hit the air, but in case for the sake of argument, it will depend, inside my car/home I would just tell her "leave now", in any otehr palce I would give my back to her and leave, don't matter if she came with me to that place I would leave her there.

because serious if I can hold myself back and not break people in half i'm pretty sure she would hold her little hand and keep it to herself, something like that come from a huge lack of respect, and that is something you shouldn't tolerate from anyone

 

[zekko]

Putting aside the original question for a moment, look at people like Ray Rice and Josh Brown, who lost their jobs because they engaged in domestic violence. Engaging in this kind of behavior can cost you your career, so be aware.

In the OP's scenario though, the woman is the aggressor. Has anyone ever heard of a woman losing her job for hitting a man?

 

[wifehunter]

"my a55 is on the other end"

 

[RangerMIke]

This has happened to me a few times, you really just have to read the situation on what you should do. One time I just looked at her and said, "I can see you are upset, tell me what is really troubling you.", another time I just told a women to take off her clothes and get into bed, so that we can put her energy to good use. Another time I just smiled and walked away. One time I got hit so hard her ring caused a gash over my left eye and had to get stitches, I honestly do not remember exactly what I said but it was a chick I had just meet a a bar and I was so drunk I barely remember it. She slapped me because I apparently grabbed her @ss, which I don't remember but I was a dumb-@ss 2nd Lieutenant in my early 20s, so it was certainly possible. My friend that I was with said I had the best comeback for that he had ever heard, so all are welcome to this. Apparently I told her "Oh, you're right handed!", If she hits you with her left hand well you just say "I see you're left handed."