This was in some girl's blog. I hope this cracks you guys up as much as it cracked me up.
Yeah, so about a week or two ago my dad and I were playing pool. We were talking about guys that I've dated (no, I wasn't the one that brought it up) and then we started to talk about Drew, my most recent beau. I'd still be together with Drew, it's just that he's away at college right now. We've promised not to do anything stupid to hurt the other so it's still like we kind of together. I call him my unofficial. But anyways, my Dad just comes out and says that Drew's just all about one thing...SEX. I'm like "bull-****!" Yeah, if he were all about sex, then why does he (still!) do all the little things? He sends me love letters and calls at random times just to "say hi." Yeah...I think that he's just in it for the sex. (<~I was being saracastic if you didn't catch that)