Desdinova
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There have been many people on here who have wanted to have sex without a condom, and there are people here who have and they've become daddies without wanting to be one. This is for the rest of you who still have your freedom.
1) Go to a drugstore, or a store with a drug section in them.
2) Locate the area that has lubrication, pregnancy tests, and most importantly, condoms. If you have trouble locating this section, just ask one of the friendly staff members who will gladly show you where you can find these items.
3) You're best off buying ones that are lubricated. Buy ones with Spermacide later, since some men are more sensitive to it than others. That stuff can put you in pain. Also, don't buy the cheap box for $4.99. You're not looking for a bargain, you're looking for quality stuff. I also don't recommend buying Ramses unless you have a really skinny penis.
4) If you have semen on your hands, get the woman to put it on. Also if you have trouble keeping erect while putting this thing on, get the woman to do it. In this case, go to step 9
5) If this is your first time, I highly suggest you try putting one of these on yourself when nobody's around.
6) Open the edge of the package, do not open down the middle or you're gonna rip the condom.
7) Squeeze the tip of the condom lightly. If you look on the box, you should see a picture of the actual condom. The tip of the condom looks like a nipple, so that's what you squeeze. Be careful not to pinch yourself. This is to keep air out of the condom. Air bubbles will cause the condom to break during intercourse.
8) Roll the condom onto your erect penis while squeezing the tip.. If you're having trouble rolling it on, make sure it's not inside out. You should be able to easily roll it down with your hands. Roll it all the way to the bottom, or until there's no more condom to roll.
9) Insert penis into the moist vagina. If the vagina is too dry, you (A) didn't turn her on enough, (B) can use that lubricant you bought with your condoms, or (C) spit on your hand and lubricate your wrapped up condom. If you need lubricant, make sure you use something that doesn't play havoc on latex. Don't use vasoline.
10) If you feel something's wrong, check the condom. You can never be too careful when preventing pregnancy. If the condom bust, put a new one on. If the condom bust after you've ejaculated, take your women on a romantic trip to the drugstore and get the morning after pill.
11) After you ejaculate, quit pumping or semen will squeeze out the bottom of the condom, increasing her risk of pregnancy.
12) Hold the base of the condom while you pull out. Condoms can easily slide off, spilling semen everywhere.
13) Take the condom off and put it in a trashcan if it's your house. If it's not your house, make sure you carry a ziplock with you and take the condom home to dispose of it. Women can be devious if they're really clingy or if they're desperate to keep you around.
14) If you're going a second round, clean up and apply a new condom. See step 6
If you want extra protection should the condom break, get your woman to use some form of birth control herself. The pill is highly recommended as well. There's other things such as the sponge, or contraceptive foam (spermacide).
I can't stress it enough, paying under $10 for a box of condoms (which should last you around 2 weeks or so depending on your sex life) is much, much cheaper than paying hundreds of dollars a month for child support. Also, the condom provides good protection (although not 100%) against STDs.
Be smart, stay safe, and good sex to all of you!
1) Go to a drugstore, or a store with a drug section in them.
2) Locate the area that has lubrication, pregnancy tests, and most importantly, condoms. If you have trouble locating this section, just ask one of the friendly staff members who will gladly show you where you can find these items.
3) You're best off buying ones that are lubricated. Buy ones with Spermacide later, since some men are more sensitive to it than others. That stuff can put you in pain. Also, don't buy the cheap box for $4.99. You're not looking for a bargain, you're looking for quality stuff. I also don't recommend buying Ramses unless you have a really skinny penis.
4) If you have semen on your hands, get the woman to put it on. Also if you have trouble keeping erect while putting this thing on, get the woman to do it. In this case, go to step 9
5) If this is your first time, I highly suggest you try putting one of these on yourself when nobody's around.
6) Open the edge of the package, do not open down the middle or you're gonna rip the condom.
7) Squeeze the tip of the condom lightly. If you look on the box, you should see a picture of the actual condom. The tip of the condom looks like a nipple, so that's what you squeeze. Be careful not to pinch yourself. This is to keep air out of the condom. Air bubbles will cause the condom to break during intercourse.
8) Roll the condom onto your erect penis while squeezing the tip.. If you're having trouble rolling it on, make sure it's not inside out. You should be able to easily roll it down with your hands. Roll it all the way to the bottom, or until there's no more condom to roll.
9) Insert penis into the moist vagina. If the vagina is too dry, you (A) didn't turn her on enough, (B) can use that lubricant you bought with your condoms, or (C) spit on your hand and lubricate your wrapped up condom. If you need lubricant, make sure you use something that doesn't play havoc on latex. Don't use vasoline.
10) If you feel something's wrong, check the condom. You can never be too careful when preventing pregnancy. If the condom bust, put a new one on. If the condom bust after you've ejaculated, take your women on a romantic trip to the drugstore and get the morning after pill.
11) After you ejaculate, quit pumping or semen will squeeze out the bottom of the condom, increasing her risk of pregnancy.
12) Hold the base of the condom while you pull out. Condoms can easily slide off, spilling semen everywhere.
13) Take the condom off and put it in a trashcan if it's your house. If it's not your house, make sure you carry a ziplock with you and take the condom home to dispose of it. Women can be devious if they're really clingy or if they're desperate to keep you around.
14) If you're going a second round, clean up and apply a new condom. See step 6
If you want extra protection should the condom break, get your woman to use some form of birth control herself. The pill is highly recommended as well. There's other things such as the sponge, or contraceptive foam (spermacide).
I can't stress it enough, paying under $10 for a box of condoms (which should last you around 2 weeks or so depending on your sex life) is much, much cheaper than paying hundreds of dollars a month for child support. Also, the condom provides good protection (although not 100%) against STDs.
Be smart, stay safe, and good sex to all of you!
