How To Test HER

HellHathNoFury

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The Money Test (taken from one of doc loves articles) :

Tell Sharon you want to sit down and talk about money. Tell her you need to find out how each of you looks at it. You’re going to determine whether she wants to sink your jack into gold bullion, or she wants it in CDs at the credit union, or she wants to put it away for your retirement.

For instance, say to her “Honey, how much money do you think we should save out of every paycheck?” If she answers “I think we should buy some of the best diamonds from DeBeers so I can look fine whenever we step out on the town,” then you know you’ve got a problem. Remember, you Psych majors, the last thing you want is a Gastineau girl!

Here’s another question you might try on her: “How many vacations a year do you think we should take, and what do you think we should do on them?” If her suggestion is “I think we should go to Russia and take pictures of all the cathedrals,” or “I need an African safari every year,” and you’re thinking maybe you should take the five grand and put it into savings bonds, then the discrepancy in your visions is obvious.

What you want to see is whether Sharon understands that we’re living in an economic society where every dollar counts. You want to see whether she’s going to blow your earnings or get all stressed out over money. So here’s one more beauty to put to her: “Darling, how do you feel about keeping six months’ worth of our salaries stashed in the bank in the event we both happen to get fired from our jobs on the same day?”

The second biggest reason people leave relationships is due to fighting over money -- the number one reason is because of resentment. So, seeing eye to eye over the green stuff is going to be your litmus test. You’re going to see how Sharon handles it – and if you’re lucky, she’ll add some valuable insights on the subject. I call it the money test – let’s see if she passes it.
 

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Here are some more that I found.

Excess baggage
Lots of women are the "walking wounded" -- they carry around unresolved hurt and anger from past relationships and expect the new men in their lives to tolerate their outbursts. To evaluate your girlfriend's baggage level, quiz her about her past boyfriends. If she comes back with, "Troy and I are still friends, even though it didn't work out," you're in safe territory. But if she says nothing or begins badmouthing him like a maniac, run.

The green-eyed monster
Nothing will tip you off more about future problems than her reaction to your interaction with other women. You'll know right away if your girlfriend has jealousy issues by those daggers in her eyes when you look at the opposite sex. And if she's the jealous type, watch out -- hell hath no fury. So to test her, deliberately flirt with a waitress, or point out how hot some chick on TV looks. Prepare for the worst!

Can you trust her?
This is the flip side of the jealousy test. Have one of your friends or a business associate hit on her and see how she reacts. If she opens the door and invites him in, it means she's still on the lookout for the BBD (Bigger, Better Deal), and it's just a matter of time before you're out on the street.

Me, me, me
Today many, many women are selfish, self-obsessed narcissists who expect men to coddle them and cater to their every whim. This is because they hold the sex trump card and know it. To test her selfishness quotient, insist (over her demands) on eating at a restaurant you pick, or opt to stay in and watch a DVD instead of going out. If she's a spoiled brat who only cares about herself, you'll find out right away.

What does she really want?
If you're a good-looking guy, it's possible that your girlfriend is only interested in your looks. To test her, show up for a date sprouting stubble and wearing your rumpled old clothes from high school, or pass on taking a shower after working out. If she thinks it's "cute," or reacts with a smile, she passes with flying colors; but if she throws a tantrum and starts screaming about how embarrassing it would be to be seen with you, it's time to move on.

If you're a guy with lots of cash, it may just be that she's angling to wrap her sticky little fingers around your wallet. To deal with her, tell her that you're about to lose your job, so money's tight. Or pretend that you forgot your wallet and that she'll have to foot the bill. Or even start a discussion about the necessity of prenuptial contracts. If this earns you a flat, "I-can't-believe-this" stare or she starts calling you "cheap," head for the nearest exit.

How cool is she?
Some women --especially the jealous types -- are relentlessly insecure and interpret any male independence as a threat to their sexual control of the relationship. This includes spending time with your buddies whom she views as a gateway to the single life and opportunities for interaction with other women. Guys like to go to sports bars, strip clubs, games -- places where she can't exert her control. Test her by telling her you can't see her Saturday night because you and your friends are going to a strip club. Her reaction will be immediate -- but again, prepare for he worst.

Home alone
Leave her alone with your friends or family members to see how she interacts with them. Is she polite and engaging? Does she make an effort to get to know them -- or does she view them as competition? Ask them what kind of impression they got from her, and pay close attention to their answers -- they may be seeing something you're not.
 

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About the car test, if you walking out going to her side of the door then how does she "unlock" you side when your already out the car. please elaborate
 

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Colinski282 said:
About the car test, if you walking out going to her side of the door then how does she "unlock" you side when your already out the car. please elaborate
I think it's when your'e walking to the car. You open the door for her, and as you're walking around...
 

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HellHathNoFury said:
I think it's when your'e walking to the car. You open the door for her, and as you're walking around...
I don't believe you guys are using the tricks that they do in the movies... :crackup:
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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The bytch Test

Ever call a girl a bytch? Go ahead and do it, but in a semi-playful manner. It is very possible that she won't even acknowledge the fact that you just dropped the b-bomb on her. On the other hand, this can also stop the earth from turning on its axis until she makes it clear that she doesn't ever wanna be associated with that word no matter how playful your'e being. Carefully observe and analyze her reaction because it'll be your call to determine whether she's crying insecurity or commanding respect. Zen!
 

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Fash said:
The money test in my opinion is the best one. I hate money grabbing ho's!!!

The only other test I put a girl through is seeing how she reacts to attention from other guys when she is with me or not with me. This will tell you more about her "attention wh0re" tendancies.

oh... and one more test...

Stick your finger in her a*s when you are banging her. if she likes it, she might let you stick your goldmember in there as well. :)

HAHAHA. Totally agree. I like the last test....so you do that too? Glad im not the only cheeky bastard out there :crackup:

I sh!t test everyone.....My friends....my family.....esp girls...

Truth tests.....Money tests....loyality tests......

Maybe im abit para :nervous: but heh. I never get lied to without knowing it.
 

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I need you guys to help come up with more of these. I'll document 'em all and hopefully we can make it a sticky. Next up... The Bill Test followed by the AI Test. Before I reveal these tests I wanna see you guys come up with some.
 

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Screening can be a test so can compliance tests. Over in on Masf they were talking about ways you can screen to weed out the virgin's, married women, etc. Was a pretty good post. But I would considered tests Screening.
 
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