How to tell a girl she needs crest whitening strips

[Mr. Delicious]

Ok there is this chick thats probably about a 6.5. Her teeth are mildly discolored (yellowish) and she needs some teeth whitening. If her teeth were better i know she would probably be about an 8. She doesnt smoke or anything so either she doesnt brush enough or has bad teeth. Anyway, its a turn off but i was thinking about taking her out. How would you suggest to a girl she needs to get some teeth whitening?

 

[Cheiradawg]

There are many things wrong with that post. DJG summed it up nicely. However to answer your question I would suggest "Hey I tried those new Crest Whitening strips and they worked great. They were a good deal for only $$$." Bring it into a conversation somehow. She'll get the point.

 

[legolas]

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
Hmmmm.

NEXT.

Damn!!! He's so damn consistent!

 

[echo1212]

I will say that. No matter who the girl, what the situation is, hell if she had a hang nail, Gigalo says NEXT! Not sure if thats a bad or good thing..have to think about that one.

 

[DJZ]

Do this...

Walk up to her, give her a kiss, make sure you stick your tounge in her mouth, then pull away, stick your finger in your mouth and then look at your finger and say "hmmm I can't believe it's not butter."

 

[trevor2003]

make little hints..........have some just lying aroud when you see her

don't feel bad if she gets offended!

i once nexted a chick because she had more hair on her top lip than i did.......actually that wasn't the only reason i nexted her but it was a big part of my decision! i'm such an a$$hole sometimes!

 

[Starman]

dude what you want to do is a little covert operation.

One night dress all in black, ski mask and all, break into her house when she is sleeping, and gently open her mouth and stick the crest white strips on her teeth

do this every night for about 2 weeks, then ask her what her secret to her white teeth are?

 

[Mr. Delicious]

hahahaha these replies are great. If not for providing real information they are definately keeping me entertained. Her teeth are not that bad. They aren't bright yellow or anything like that. They just need some whitening.

 

[Mr. Delicious]

any more serious ideas?

 

[iqqi]

Originally posted by Mr. Delicious
any more serious ideas?

cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it???

 

[myfriendblu]

Not to rain in on your parade, but since Im always "In the new" with all the latest in new technology (hey its part of my job) I will tell you this : Latest evidence from various studies have shown that various whitening strips and bleaching actually damages tooth enamel. Like Bleaching your hair or tanning to much, constant teeth bleaching over time causes enamel erosion. new stuff out recently. My guess is a year from now, nobody will be using the strips once it becomes common knowledge.

What i think is going on? She probably
1. Doesn't brush often or long enough. Im willing to bet she is probably lax in other habits as well.
2. Drinks/eats alot of junk
3. Doesn't go get her teeth cleaned every six months.

Folow steps 1 2 and 3 and your teeth will be fine.

 

[Mr. Delicious]

ya my thought was if her teeth are not that clean how clean is she down there? But the rest of her seems to be clean. Nice hair, trim body, adequate make-up etc.

 

[ToddRodd]

Man....... just slip those suckers onto her teeth when she falls asleep...... works for me!

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
Hmmmm.

NEXT.

Does that mean NEXT as in this is a really retarded post or NEXT as in NEXT her cause she has bad teeth?

----

I think I'll just NEXT this post.

 

[bizzy_bee]

There could be many reasons for her yellow teeth. The stains could also be intrinsic and part of the tooth due to genetics or even tooth development disruptions. In that case the strips most likely won't help. If she's a great person then keep her.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I NEXT'D a girl last month because of this VERY PROBLEM!! She was a smokin' little hottie, with a great body but the front 2 teeth were completely YELLOW, compared to the rest of her teeth which were somewhat normal. I had just purchased a teeth bleaching kit from my dentist the day before I met her and I think that's what made me notice it even more!! After a few minutes I couldn't even make EC with her because it bothered me so much. Needless to say I mentioned it to her friend in my drunkness one night and I pretty sure she told her...



PIMP

 

[lynx]

Have sex with her and then tell her about her teeth.

 

[LoneRanger22]

Attention Thread Starter:

You Are A Superficial Attention *****, A `man such lacking in decorum he needs a script to move through life.

If indeed you are serious about this thread, seek theropy

If you are simply pulling our collective legs, or making some flacid attempt to evoke a little satire, STOP NOW you lack sufficiant intelligence to pull this off.

Nuff Said, ...and people; dont perpetuate one mans stupidity it`ll bring upon the domino effect among the less astute.

 

[bp1974]

You - "Hey, I'm going to the dentist tomorrow and I'd like you to join me. It'll be fun! I'll pick you up at 8."

 

[Mr. Delicious]

Originally posted by bp1974
You - "Hey, I'm going to the dentist tomorrow and I'd like you to join me. It'll be fun! I'll pick you up at 8."

hahahaha thats great.

To the lone ranger. Man chill out. If you dont have anything positive to say dont say anything. Maybe in Australia where your from its ok for chicks to have jacked teeth. I dont know I have never been here. But in America, teeth can mean a big deal in looks.

I dont need a script for life. I am not asking any other advice about this chick. Its just the teeth thing bothers me some and I feel its a sensitive subject. I just wanted some advice on how to handle it without hurting her feelings. So what would you suggest in this situation loneranger22 since you come off as all knowing