how to live like a king...

[2Rocky]

How to live like a king for very little By THOR HARRIS
1. Don’t smoke cigarettes.
2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for ****ing ever.
3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other **** is not actually food. You don’t need it.
4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.
5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too ****ing many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.
6. Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you’ll have from riding your bike, you’ll look hot wearing anything.
7. Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube vids on fixing anything. Or ask an old dude. People used to fix things. No ****.
8. Learn a trade – Carpentry, plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring, computer/electronics repair, something They can’t ****ing outsource. No one gives a **** about your Masters in Dostoyevsky…. fix something, dumbass, fix something!
9. If you like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for *******s, rich ones with lawyers.
10. Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No ****. This really works.
11. Make things – Look around you. What do you see? Yah, ****ty stuff made by impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one. People want good ****. You won’t get rich, but you’ll get by.
12. If you live in America – don’t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your ****ing helmet and put lights on your bike.
13. Find work you love. If you can’t do that, then find a job where you love the people.
14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to **** all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.
15. Don’t buy **** on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, ****ers. Can’t afford it? Don’t ****ing buy it!
16. Preventable expenses - STD’s, abortions, DWI’s, lung cancer, head injuries, speeding tickets, cirrhosis of the liver.
17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.
18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.
19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and mother****ers would BUY IT …… No ****in way.
20. Don’t get cable. *******. There is nothing on. I promise. $100 a month ? **** no!

 

[ubercat]

Haha I agree with 80% of this. I think people do get to choose kids if they want. Now I m old knowing what I know I d add a couple of things on the health front. Drink a glass of pomegranate juice every day. Drink kefir every day. Add sirtfoods to yr diet. Add fibre to your diet (u can get that soluble fibre that dissolves in yr coffee) Soak rice overnight ( it removes most of the arsenic) Once past 30 have an ultrasound and bloods every year. US is 0 radiation and picks up a lot of problems when they are small and fixable.

 

[Jack22]

Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for ****ing ever.

Used car market is not doing too well right now, and most likely won't get any better until next year because of the chip shortage from Taiwan. There's some Chinese aircraft carriers sitting on Taiwans coast, if they invade it likely won't get any easier for a few years as Taiwan is the primary supplier of these chips. This won't only affect cars either. Phones, computers, etc.

Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.

If you live in the US, that might be a bit of a struggle because of the way cities here are built. Biking takes a while, then there's the risk of getting run over because some kid is texting while driving. Maybe if you live in Europe.

Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too ****ing many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.

This is propaganda created by rich globalists and anti-natalist groups, they don't believe in an after life, but because people cannot live without some form of spiritual belief, their religion is to scream at you to become a better person based on their own moral relativism. The earth can support far more people than it does now, the only problem is this current consumerist culture isn't sustainable. If things were made to last instead of discarded like they were in the 50s, we wouldn't run into this issue.

Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No ****. This really works.

Do favors for men, women aren't likely to remember it, but men certainly will. If they don't they weren't really your pal in the first place.

 

[Dr.Suave]

21. Find a girl who is more into sex than u are.

 

[RickTheToad]

How to live like a king for very little By THOR HARRIS
1. Don’t smoke cigarettes.
2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for ****ing ever.
3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other **** is not actually food. You don’t need it.
4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.
5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too ****ing many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.
6. Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you’ll have from riding your bike, you’ll look hot wearing anything.
7. Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube vids on fixing anything. Or ask an old dude. People used to fix things. No ****.
8. Learn a trade – Carpentry, plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring, computer/electronics repair, something They can’t ****ing outsource. No one gives a **** about your Masters in Dostoyevsky…. fix something, dumbass, fix something!
9. If you like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for *******s, rich ones with lawyers.
10. Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No ****. This really works.
11. Make things – Look around you. What do you see? Yah, ****ty stuff made by impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one. People want good ****. You won’t get rich, but you’ll get by.
12. If you live in America – don’t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your ****ing helmet and put lights on your bike.
13. Find work you love. If you can’t do that, then find a job where you love the people.
14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to **** all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.
15. Don’t buy **** on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, ****ers. Can’t afford it? Don’t ****ing buy it!
16. Preventable expenses - STD’s, abortions, DWI’s, lung cancer, head injuries, speeding tickets, cirrhosis of the liver.
17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.
18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.
19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and mother****ers would BUY IT …… No ****in way.
20. Don’t get cable. *******. There is nothing on. I promise. $100 a month ? **** no!

Cocacola has been selling sugar water since 1886. Not sure how you missed the memo on that...

 

[metalwater]

hypogamy is the answer. actively notice all things that are below you, of those things and ppl you are king.

example: buy the largest house in a poor neighborhood and then work for improvement in the area, don't buy the smallest house in a rich place. different story if you're buying an investment property, then buy the small one in a rich place.

looking up makes you envious, looking down makes you grateful. In whatever direction you look, you will continue to see more and more in that direction and either your envy or your gratefulness will grow.

This is counterintuitive...

 

[SargeMaximus]

What is this BS. I’ll have kids if I want to. Fvck right off